Translation: "I could give a flying fuck about any of you and this shit city, but I'm going to make it seem like I do because Tedford just might make me a day 3 NFL pick." (View Post)
As a 9 year old, thought a fork ball was a pitch where the ball is supposed to be positioned between the fingers of the "hook em horns" gesture. Threw the ball clear over the backstop. (View Post)
Because I don't want to go on a 400-page battle with some guy who thinks his opinion matters more than everyone else? Trust me, he's more than willing to do so - which I've always found blatantly wei… (View Post)