Alexis

I do tell mom that the sender probably meant to send it to @cuntwaffle. (View Post)

I do always love when that comes in the mail and my mom, who’s basement I live in and who always grabs the mail, asks, What is this and why is it addressed to your dog who has been gone for 15 years? (View Post)

Just received not one, but two magnets. In two separate postage paid envelopes. Maybe instead of raising more money, we start accounting for the money we are spending. I know, TITTT. (View Post)

”90s anthem Welcome to the Jungle” For fucks sake. (View Post)

Didn’t this guy used to sell toilets at Lowe’s? (View Post)