Reasons Kayvon actually chose Oregon thread

Edwin_Bambino said:

First time I have opened this thread, was expecting some funny gifs of coffee cups. I was wrong. I did watch the whole video of the fat dude who plays video games all day, that was pretty disturbing.

That's what @creepycoug looks like in his natural habitat.

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Hi @StrongArmCobra aka Ballz aka the original Black Beast,

I have a request from those of us with inquiring minds. We want to believe you're the person you claim you are, we really do. It's not fair that people keep making fun of you and refuse to give you credit for your incredible 6'6" physique, ebony black skin, and proclivity for fucking all kinds of bitches, but mostly the bad ones.

Easy solution - just post a picture of yourself holding a sign that says "I am the real @StrongArmCobra". Not only will you finally shut up your vicious haters who don't believe you are who you are, but you'll also get to provide the board with a great shot of the 8th bad bitch you've taken home this weekend, who will no doubt still be hanging around with little clothing, hungrily waiting for her next ride on the purple stick. It's a win-win for everyone here. Do what's right.

I second this. I'll post a pic of me and my "basic bitch" if he does. The fine people of HH can decide who's better.

If I lose I'll post a pic of her ass with bow down to Washington written on it. In sharpie.

RaceBannon said:

Anyone want a pic of my dick?

Get me a pic @StrongArmCobra and we can trade all the dick pics you want.

StrongArmCobra said:

creepycoug said:

StrongArmCobra said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

First time I have opened this thread, was expecting some funny gifs of coffee cups. I was wrong. I did watch the whole video of the fat dude who plays video games all day, that was pretty disturbing.

That's what @creepycoug looks like in his natural habitat.

But event that guy has a real, non-branch campus, degree. Sad for you. Sad, really.

Got my degree from the UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON baby WOOOOOO! I LOVE MY DAWGS! WOOOOOO! UDUB PRIDE! I BLEED PURPLE AND SHIT GOLD! GO DAWGS! BOW DOWN TO WASHINGTON!

You do realize that every time, every single time, we get you to this point that you are doing exactly what we want you to do?

You're the board's paid monkey. Dance monkey!

You don't have a real college degree. Accept it monkey.