Merry Xmas Aholes

PurpleThrobber · December 2018

Swaye said:

Wood, wood, wood double wrapped, wood.

Dennis_DeYoung · December 2018

When I was 19, in 1993, me and a friend made a rap record for a joke at Christmas called "The Hardcore Santa Album". At the time it seemed funny.

For it's 25th anniversary I would like to celebrate it with my favorite line (I was Santa and my friend was Frosty da Snowman)...

Not surprisingly, my friend Frosty had the better lines. My favorite was...

"I am the man made from three big balls, you can lick them all."

I think that sums it up.

NorwegianHusky · December 2018

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Wood, wood, wood double wrapped, wood.

Oh my God ~~Karen~~ Dennis, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Swaye · December 2018

Dennis_DeYoung said:
When I was 19, in 1993, me and a friend made a rap record for a joke at Christmas called "The Hardcore Santa Album". At the time it seemed funny.

For it's 25th anniversary I would like to celebrate it with my favorite line (I was Santa and my friend was Frosty da Snowman)...

Not surprisingly, my friend Frosty had the better lines. My favorite was...

"I am the man made from three big balls, you can lick them all."

I think that sums it up.

This story is FS as fuck.

UW_Doog_Bot · December 2018

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Wood, wood, wood double wrapped, wood.

"Talent" show indeed.

89ute · December 2018

Dennis_DeYoung said:
When I was 19, in 1983, me and a friend made a rap record for a joke at Christmas called "The Hardcore Santa Album". At the time it seemed funny.

For it's 25th anniversary I would like to celebrate it with my favorite line (I was Santa and my friend was Frosty da Snowman)...

Not surprisingly, my friend Frosty had the better lines. My favorite was...

"I am the man made from three big balls, you can lick them all."

I think that sums it up.