National Early Signing Day Game Thread

Why are you awake?
In solidarity with Jimmy Lake!
Someone has to hold down the fort at 4am
It's funny because my people used to burn down forts at 4am.

Youre lying. Everyone knows dawn is when the French and Indians attack.

Swaye

Who's on the clock today for us?, just Asa Turner? Has he said when he's pulling the trigger?

I think that is pretty much it. This thread is basically a "hope for no surprises for UW and make fun of USC" type thread. If we get Asa, I can't think of anymore drama unless something unexpected happens. Patterson, Ford, Nacua, Hammers and Tototototototo don't look like they are signing anywhere today, much less with us. I guess it would be a mild shock if say Ford signed with USC today. Maybe there will be some Oregon surprise to give us all joy. Or maybe Urban will have his heart attack today. You just never know on NSD I guess.

Best part of today will be the links to USC twatter feeds showing them dancing their way to a signing day disaster.

FreeChavez

Why are you awake?

I think it's fair to say the cocaine hasn't worn off yet from last night than assume Swaye got up at 4am

Swaye

Why are you awake?
In solidarity with Jimmy Lake!
Someone has to hold down the fort at 4am
It's funny because my people used to burn down forts at 4am.
Youre lying. Everyone knows dawn is when the French and Indians attack.

Look there is some extended preparation here man. War paint doesn't put itself on. It takes time to look this good before killing pale faces:

HuskyHalfBrain

Swaye

DM to @DoogCourics get your ass up and in here and give me good news so I can, you know...

HuskyHalfBrain

I miss Tosh.

And old glorious HH days.

FreeChavez

All I care about is the kicker. Whenever he signs BRBJO will commence