PM to PurpleJ
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
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Oh, and add @Domicillo to that list. Dude has been on it for months.
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Seek help.
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DoogCourics said:
Oh, and add @Domicillo to that list. Dude has been on it for months.
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no uPurpleJ said:Seek help.
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Just stay on the Hardcore Husky board and off the TSIO board, and you literally wouldn't have to see or hear or know anything recruiting and could just evaluate players after 4 years.
But you don't, and you won't, because you want to know what we do over here and you want to know what is going on and you want to be a part of it.
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Says the autistic kid!!!1!!PurpleJ said:Seek help.
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I can't mute the entire recruiting bored anymore. It floods the recent discussions tab. You people need an intervention. Imagine obsessing over the social media movements of teenagers and trying to assign them stars while secretly wondering how big their dicks are. Noyd shit and I won't stand for it. I won't! Go back to caressing Kim's prolapsed anus and take Dennis with you!
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Gnu too Jay?DoogCourics said:
For someone who hates the recruiting bored, you sure do like to lurk and see what's new and what we're all talking about so that you can chime in and remind everyone how much you hate the recruiting bored. I think deep down you want to stay involved but like a middle schooler you have to act cooler than the nerds.
Son, we live in a world that has recruiting, and those recruits have to be stalked by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, @PurpleJ ? @Dennis_DeYoung, @CokeGreaterThanPepsi, @Neighbor2972, and myself have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Coach Pete and you curse the rankings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that stalking teenagers, while tragic, probably saved poasters who can't keep up with it all. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves fandom! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on this bored. You need me on this bored. We use words like "fluid hips", "fast twitch", "beautiful". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent stalking teenagers. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very knowledge that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and stalk a kid. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
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These recruiting guys are mostly doogs. You know it's true grundle.
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OkPurpleJ said:These recruiting guys are mostly doogs. You know it's true grundle.
