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A fair assessment of the state of Husky Football

What's up you fat cunted wife loving, pussy ass, sad sacks of your own circle jerk seamen loads ?!?!?!

Since I don't have the time, energy, ambition, intelligence, or writing prowess to give you the "evidence" of why I believe Husky Football is on the rise, I thought I would post the link to this article that basically sums up how I feel about our program. I'm sure many of you have already seen it. I think it is a fair assessment of the Husky Football program from an outsiders perspective. It clearly explains both the strengths and the weaknesses of our team. Here it is.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/6/28/4463864/washington-huskies-2013-football-schedule-roster-preview
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited June 2013
    Your intro is boring. I think I will repost the article so people don't have to endure that piece of shit attempt at something.
  • NorthLakeDub
    NorthLakeDub Member Posts: 47

    Your into is boring. I think I will repost the article so people don't have to endure that piece of shit attempt at something.

    I told you I have no writing prowess.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    I stopped reading when the author tried to give Sark a mythical 9-4 record for the 2012 season.

  • NorthLakeDub
    NorthLakeDub Member Posts: 47

    I stopped reading when the author tried to give Sark a mythical 9-4 record for the 2012 season.

    You are a cynical bastard
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I stopped reading when the author tried to give Sark a mythical 9-4 record for the 2012 season.

    You are a cynical bastard

    Yes. I believe in REAL football game results, not mythical ones.

    If anything, that article just goes to show that Sark's teams are underperforming relative to the talent level the teams have. CFBMatrix has already been telling me that for years though.

  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    I didn't read the article, don't have to. Outsider perspectives just go by media hype bullshit. Kirk Herbstriet said sark is the best play caller in the country a few years back, and everyone and their mother starting saying that BS. Anyone who has watched his play calling know it's average at best and ask U$C fans what they thought of his play calling.

    Any average coach could win 6 or 7 games at UW EVEN after the 0-12 season. Let's not get too carried away over sarky.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    edited June 2013

    I stopped reading when the author tried to give Sark a mythical 9-4 record for the 2012 season.

    He's using some kind of statistic to get that record. I'm not sure how its applicable because it counts Oregon as a win, USC as a win, OSU as a loss.

    I don't know how beating Boise means its a 9-10 win season. Still have UO, and Stan, ASU, UCLA and OSU all on the road. If you blow one game (say Cal or Arizona), you have to win 2 of the other 5 just to get to 8.

    Nevertheless, I agree with the OP, its a quite reasonable article from an outsider.
  • PopeHarv
    PopeHarv Member Posts: 92
    Jesus. They're heading over here in droves. Who's the pied piper of doogism? 55? Damone?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Jesus. They're heading over here in droves. Who's the pied piper of doogism? 55? Damone?

    Yes, it's me. One of the higher ups.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    edited June 2013

    Jesus. They're heading over here in droves. Who's the pied piper of doogism? 55? Damone?

    Are you paying attention?

    Dawgman has become a fucking disgrace thanks to Kim. He's been completely wrong about everything since 2004. He's become a complete fucking embarrassment. He's ostracized so many posters that the place has become a carbon copy of what cougfan used to be. People over there are bitching and moaning more about this Oregon thing than Sark's pathetic blowouts and snatching 7-6 from the jaws of 9-4.

    The only reason a few people are left is because there are still a few poasters around who want to talk about husky football. But they are leaving one by one and heading over here. Its evidence that Kim's fuckbaggery and douchetardedness have now vastly exceeded that of Race and his minions.

    Wise up.
  • NorthLakeDub
    NorthLakeDub Member Posts: 47

    Jesus. They're heading over here in droves. Who's the pied piper of doogism? 55? Damone?

    Are you paying attention?

    Dawgman has become a fucking disgrace thanks to Kim. He's been completely wrong about everything since 2004. He's become a complete fucking embarrassment. He's ostracized so many posters that the place has become a carbon copy of what cougfan used to be. People over there are bitching and moaning more about this Oregon thing than Sark's pathetic blowouts and snatching 7-6 from the jaws of 9-4.

    The only reason a few people are left is because there are still a few poasters around who want to talk about husky football. But they are leaving one by one and heading over here. Its evidence that Kim's fuckbaggery and douchetardedness have now vastly exceeded that of Race and his minions.

    Wise up.
    For the record, I was never on Dawgman. I don't know much about Kim and Fetters, other than they cover recruiting. The first time I saw Fetters I was like "who the hell is that fat ass dude standing in the background and what does he have to do with Husky Football?"
  • PopeHarv
    PopeHarv Member Posts: 92

    Jesus. They're heading over here in droves. Who's the pied piper of doogism? 55? Damone?

    Are you paying attention?

    Dawgman has become a fucking disgrace thanks to Kim. He's been completely wrong about everything since 2004. He's become a complete fucking embarrassment. He's ostracized so many posters that the place has become a carbon copy of what cougfan used to be. People over there are bitching and moaning more about this Oregon thing than Sark's pathetic blowouts and snatching 7-6 from the jaws of 9-4.

    The only reason a few people are left is because there are still a few poasters around who want to talk about husky football. But they are leaving one by one and heading over here. Its evidence that Kim's fuckbaggery and douchetardedness have now vastly exceeded that of Race and his minions.

    Wise up.
    And you're not seeing the parallels? You're here.

    HTH
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Having only read the preamble I see the author claims we will still be young while Phil Steele said we will be one of the most experienced teams. Sounds like somebody has an agenda.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,238 Founders Club
    What's this bullshit about Race and his minions anyway? If you're just here to beat your chest you won't last long. I know Harvey Road. I pick up the phone and you're gone
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    I stopped reading when the author tried to give Sark a mythical 9-4 record for the 2012 season.

    I don't get why people insist this team was almost 9-4 without mentioning if OSU and Stanford started the right QB this team goes fucking 5-7. Sark is more than ahead on the close calls. UW had a run of like 11 games in a row they won by where the outcome was decided by 8 points or less. I refuse to read any piece that tries to give Sark credit for a mythical 9-4 season.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    The piece isnt giving him credit for that. It has some statistical model that says 9-4 and doesn't mention it beyond that.

    Here is an instructive statistical analysis:

    In terms of F/+ rankings, the Huskies ranked 78th in 2005, 60th in 2006, 50th in 2007, 63rd in 2009, 70th in 2010, 67th in 2011, and 56th in 2012. Average ranking in those seven seasons: 63.4. Granted, this ignores a year in which they were, in Matt Hinton's words, "really awful" (that would be the 2008 season that saw them go 0-12, rank 117th, and get Ty Willingham fired), but that one outlier aside, there has been almost no trend, just slightly different grades of average football.
  • NorthLakeDub
    NorthLakeDub Member Posts: 47
    I didn't pay any attention to that adjusted score bs. I don't know what that was all about. But I understand if you are so sick of average Husky Football that you can no longer even bring yourself to read articles about the team. Personally, I enjoy reading anything about Husky FB. If you do happen to find the time to read it, the rest of the article seems pretty straight forward and honest to me.

    I don't think the author was being overly biased in favor of Sark. His shortcomings as a coach are clearly laid out, along with his accomplishments. And when the author says we are young, he is talking about the 19 returning starters who the majority of were freshmen or sophomores last season.

    So the question is whether or not you think these young guys can build upon their experience after being battle tested early in their college careers, and step up and play at a championship level, with consistency, in order to finish the close games and dominate the ones that we should be dominating. Can Sark grow with this team into a smarter, battle tested coach that can finally lift our program to the level that we all expect?
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,148

    I didn't pay any attention to that adjusted score bs. I don't know what that was all about. But I understand if you are so sick of average Husky Football that you can no longer even bring yourself to read articles about the team. Personally, I enjoy reading anything about Husky FB. If you do happen to find the time to read it, the rest of the article seems pretty straight forward and honest to me.

    I don't think the author was being overly biased in favor of Sark. His shortcomings as a coach are clearly laid out, along with his accomplishments. And when the author says we are young, he is talking about the 19 returning starters who the majority of were freshmen or sophomores last season.

    So the question is whether or not you think these young guys can build upon their experience after being battle tested early in their college careers, and step up and play at a championship level, with consistency, in order to finish the close games and dominate the ones that we should be dominating. Can Sark grow with this team into a smarter, battle tested coach that can finally lift our program to the level that we all expect?

    The answer to your question is no.
  • NorthLakeDub
    NorthLakeDub Member Posts: 47

    I didn't pay any attention to that adjusted score bs. I don't know what that was all about. But I understand if you are so sick of average Husky Football that you can no longer even bring yourself to read articles about the team. Personally, I enjoy reading anything about Husky FB. If you do happen to find the time to read it, the rest of the article seems pretty straight forward and honest to me.

    I don't think the author was being overly biased in favor of Sark. His shortcomings as a coach are clearly laid out, along with his accomplishments. And when the author says we are young, he is talking about the 19 returning starters who the majority of were freshmen or sophomores last season.

    So the question is whether or not you think these young guys can build upon their experience after being battle tested early in their college careers, and step up and play at a championship level, with consistency, in order to finish the close games and dominate the ones that we should be dominating. Can Sark grow with this team into a smarter, battle tested coach that can finally lift our program to the level that we all expect?

    The answer to your question is no.
    In your opinion.
  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389


    For the record, I was never on Dawgman. I don't know much about Kim and Fetters, other than they cover recruiting. The first time I saw Fetters I was like "who the hell is that fat ass dude standing in the background and what does he have to do with Husky Football?"
    What Fetters has to do with Husky Football is he's from Walla Walla, the Snitch's home base ( the Snitch being the Blethen family member and WSU grad who owns and operates The Seattle Times or used to at the time the Snitch was scourging Husky Football). There might be some truth in this.

  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,573 Founders Club
    I liked it when a doog argued with me after the 2010 Apple Cup, (paraphrasing) "if you take way Polk's touchdown runs of 76, 58 and 43 yards, he only gained about 100 yards."
  • Houhusky
    Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537
    edited June 2013

    I liked it when a doog argued with me after the 2010 Apple Cup, (paraphrasing) "if you take way Polk's touchdown runs of 76, 58 and 43 yards, he only gained about 100 yards."

    This line was repeated many times on doogman whenever someone brought up Sarks under utilization of one of the best RBs in UW history in big games...
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,573 Founders Club
    Mad_Son said:

    Houhusky said:

    I liked it when a doog argued with me after the 2010 Apple Cup, (paraphrasing) "if you take way Polk's touchdown runs of 76, 58 and 43 yards, he only gained about 100 yards."

    This line was repeated many times on doogman whenever someone brought up Sarks under utilization of one of the best RBs in UW history in big games...
    Polk would have won a Heisman at Wisconsin, Stanford, or Alabama.
    don't forget that Polk originally verballed to USC
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Mad_Son said:



    Polk would have won a Heisman at Wisconsin, Stanford, or Alabama. with a competent head coach like Jim L. Mora

    Fixed it up.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    To answer this specific question, yes I think we have some good pieces. My question and my worry is can we develop them? Our biggest failure is not developing the talent we have to their fullest potential. Sark's first defensive staff failed miserably. The second defensive staff improved but failed miserably the last two games. The line play on both sides of the ball are subpar and have not shown improvement. And I really don't know what to think about Sark's ability to develop QBs. I want Sark to be the answer for multiple reasons but I haven't seen anything to show me he is. I hope Sark and his staff turn the corner for good this year. I hope they realize house money does not exist. I hope he realizes the shiny new cathedral known as Husky Stadium comes with a price. And all who enter better be willing and able to pay it.

    I didn't pay any attention to that adjusted score bs. I don't know what that was all about. But I understand if you are so sick of average Husky Football that you can no longer even bring yourself to read articles about the team. Personally, I enjoy reading anything about Husky FB. If you do happen to find the time to read it, the rest of the article seems pretty straight forward and honest to me.

    I don't think the author was being overly biased in favor of Sark. His shortcomings as a coach are clearly laid out, along with his accomplishments. And when the author says we are young, he is talking about the 19 returning starters who the majority of were freshmen or sophomores last season.

    So the question is whether or not you think these young guys can build upon their experience after being battle tested early in their college careers, and step up and play at a championship level, with consistency, in order to finish the close games and dominate the ones that we should be dominating. Can Sark grow with this team into a smarter, battle tested coach that can finally lift our program to the level that we all expect?

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    DeepSeaZ said:

    To answer this specific question, yes I think we have some good pieces. My question and my worry is can we develop them? Our biggest failure is not developing the talent we have to their fullest potential. Sark's first defensive staff failed miserably. The second defensive staff improved but failed miserably the last two games. The line play on both sides of the ball are subpar and have not shown improvement. And I really don't know what to think about Sark's ability to develop QBs. I want Sark to be the answer for multiple reasons but I haven't seen anything to show me he is. I hope Sark and his staff turn the corner for good this year. I hope they realize house money does not exist. I hope he realizes the shiny new cathedral known as Husky Stadium comes with a price. And all who enter better be willing and able to pay it.

    I didn't pay any attention to that adjusted score bs. I don't know what that was all about. But I understand if you are so sick of average Husky Football that you can no longer even bring yourself to read articles about the team. Personally, I enjoy reading anything about Husky FB. If you do happen to find the time to read it, the rest of the article seems pretty straight forward and honest to me.

    I don't think the author was being overly biased in favor of Sark. His shortcomings as a coach are clearly laid out, along with his accomplishments. And when the author says we are young, he is talking about the 19 returning starters who the majority of were freshmen or sophomores last season.

    So the question is whether or not you think these young guys can build upon their experience after being battle tested early in their college careers, and step up and play at a championship level, with consistency, in order to finish the close games and dominate the ones that we should be dominating. Can Sark grow with this team into a smarter, battle tested coach that can finally lift our program to the level that we all expect?

    This is year fucking five why are people still "hoping" Sark turns the corner? He is what he is as a coach. Put in a tape of UW football from 2009 vs a game from 2012 and you can't tell a difference.

    He is supposedly an "offensive genius" yet his offenses outside of 2011(more on that) have been pretty bad to average. While in 2011 the offense any time they faced a quality defense(Stanford, Oregon, USC) they shut down.

    He has shown time and time again he's a terrible coach on the road as well. Every year under his tenure UW has lost to a terrible team on the road(ASU/UCLA in 2009, BYU in 2010, Oregon State in 2011 and of course WSU in 2012), he's been blown out by an average team on the road(Oregon State in 2009, Arizona in 2010, Nebraska in 2011 and Arizona in 2012).

    His QB's so far both are Ty recruits by the way have gotten worse the longer he's been with them. Locker looked most comfortable with Sark his first three games with him after that he was flat terrible. Price looked good in 2011 but looked terrible in 2012.

    He isn't that great of a recruiter and he is terrible at player development. We are in year 5 and we still have no clear #2 WR, back up RB or a back up QB. We still don't have one OL that we can say with confidence will be all conference.

    So what are you waiting for? The evidence is there he's an average coach. I know we were 0-12 blah blah blah but who gives a fuck? Stanford was 1-10 and Harbaugh inherited a lot less talent than Sark did and he turned them into 12-1 by year fucking four!

    Let's stop waiting for Sark and hoping Sark turns the corner. He can't and won't. We'll go 7-6 again next year and that's with a win over Boise even.

    As everyone on here says Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    Mad_Son said:

    Houhusky said:

    I liked it when a doog argued with me after the 2010 Apple Cup, (paraphrasing) "if you take way Polk's touchdown runs of 76, 58 and 43 yards, he only gained about 100 yards."

    This line was repeated many times on doogman whenever someone brought up Sarks under utilization of one of the best RBs in UW history in big games...
    Polk would have won a Heisman at Wisconsin, Stanford, or Alabama.
    he really watered down how bad the O-line was at times

  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,573 Founders Club
    dhdawg said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Houhusky said:

    I liked it when a doog argued with me after the 2010 Apple Cup, (paraphrasing) "if you take way Polk's touchdown runs of 76, 58 and 43 yards, he only gained about 100 yards."

    This line was repeated many times on doogman whenever someone brought up Sarks under utilization of one of the best RBs in UW history in big games...
    Polk would have won a Heisman at Wisconsin, Stanford, or Alabama.
    he really watered down how bad the O-line was at times

    Agreed. Polk was extraordinarily underappreciated. He should have received all the attention that Jake got.