HO. LEE. FUCK.


On the Ave.
In the U-District.

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Time for a pilgrimage.
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What Slurpee flavors do they have there?
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A prime location for stoned teenagers to buy shiny things. And argument settling Indian leg wrestling
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I know you’re being sarkastic, but our 7-11 is off Aurora. HTH
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We did that. We're like fucking geniuses.
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Y’all trippin. 7-11’s always been next to the jack off in the box on 50th. Smoke some shit out back by the Safeway alley then tripballs and see a freaky movie at the Grand Illusion.
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There always has been - on 50th by Safeway.
The one on AURORA in the U District is where shit gets real, you fucking pussy -
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CaptPJ’s is that 7-11 by the Aurora UD on the Ave wear you wrecked your duck?
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That's not a 7-11.DawgFader said:Y’all trippin. 7-11’s always been next to the jack off in the box on 50th. Smoke some shit out back by the Safeway alley then tripballs and see a freaky movie at the Grand Illusion.
But there's always been one down by 42nd near Finn MacCools -
WTF is a Fin Mcools. Some type of Millenial menthol? Tough young crowd up in dis piece.
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*on AuroraMikeDamone said:I know you’re being sarkastic, but our 7-11 is off Aurora. HTH
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Why is University Way called “The Ave” anyway?
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Was back in the day - simple fact.NEsnake12 said:
That's not a 7-11.DawgFader said:Y’all trippin. 7-11’s always been next to the jack off in the box on 50th. Smoke some shit out back by the Safeway alley then tripballs and see a freaky movie at the Grand Illusion.
But there's always been one down by 42nd near Finn MacCools
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Because at one point in time it was called University Avenue (as many streets in Seattle that run north south are).BennyBeaver said:Why is University Way called “The Ave” anyway?
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The best 7 11 to fight at when I was in the university district was 25th and 50th. Lotsa places to run when 5-0 showed up.
I’m guessing none of y’all actually took a punch in college and just sucked off tiny Asian guys while getting Econ degrees.
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Warned.minion_doog said:A prime location for stoned teenagers to buy shiny things. And argument settling Indian leg wrestling
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There wasn't one there 15 years ago...NEsnake12 said:
That's not a 7-11.DawgFader said:Y’all trippin. 7-11’s always been next to the jack off in the box on 50th. Smoke some shit out back by the Safeway alley then tripballs and see a freaky movie at the Grand Illusion.
But there's always been one down by 42nd near Finn MacCools -
Where's the fucking parking lot? What, are you supposed to just throw down by the Slurpee machine?
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Pretty sure that is the 7-11 I had my cab driver stop at last year to grab a sixer after the UCLA game and some potstickers at Joey's. Edit. I see grand opening sign now.. Guess I was just drunk.
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dflea said:
Where's the fucking parking lot? What, are you supposed to just throw down by the Slurpee machine?
A 7-11 with no parking lot. This world is shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUDf3wRJiAM
Kickboxing - sport of the future -doesn't take much room.
Bitches, man.
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Listen here newcunt,StlouisDawg said:The best 7 11 to fight at when I was in the university district was 25th and 50th. Lotsa places to run when 5-0 showed up.
I’m guessing none of y’all actually took a punch in college and just sucked off tiny Asian guys while getting Econ degrees.
Bitches.
I played rugby. We used to work security for all the Frats to make our club dues. I could get liquored up, stomp some frat boy's face into the pavement, and fuck the sorority girl wearing his beta-alpha-epsilon pin all while getting paid and thanked for a job well done. The only down side was pissing razors until I could get to UW med on Monday. The one time I ever had to run from the cops was for Zulu'ing down the ave after my first try. This is while you were probably slap "fighting" other 100lb kids from Earl's over some 20yr old porker who already went home with her sober sitter to mash on her own bean with a greasy vibrator.
With love and aids,
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UW_Doog_Bot said:
Listen here newcunt,StlouisDawg said:The best 7 11 to fight at when I was in the university district was 25th and 50th. Lotsa places to run when 5-0 showed up.
I’m guessing none of y’all actually took a punch in college and just sucked off tiny Asian guys while getting Econ degrees.
Bitches.
I played rugby. We used to work security for all the Frats to make our club dues. I could get liquored up, stomp some frat boy's face into the pavement, and fuck the sorority girl wearing his beta-alpha-epsilon pin all while getting paid and thanked for a job well done. The only down side was pissing razors until I could get to UW med on Monday. The one time I ever had to run from the cops was for Zulu'ing down the ave after my first try. This is while you were probably slap "fighting" other 100lb kids from Earl's over some 20yr old porker who already went home with her sober sitter to mash on her own bean with a greasy vibrator.
With love and aids,
An Econ Grad.
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Swaye said:
Warned.minion_doog said:A prime location for stoned teenagers to buy shiny things. And argument settling Indian leg wrestling
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That’s exactly what I’m talking about just in an alley with a bag of sourdough jacks.minion_doog said:Swaye said:
Warned.minion_doog said:A prime location for stoned teenagers to buy shiny things. And argument settling Indian leg wrestling
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TBEUW_Doog_Bot said:
Listen here newcunt,StlouisDawg said:The best 7 11 to fight at when I was in the university district was 25th and 50th. Lotsa places to run when 5-0 showed up.
I’m guessing none of y’all actually took a punch in college and just sucked off tiny Asian guys while getting Econ degrees.
Bitches.
I played rugby. We used to work security for all the Frats to make our club dues. I could get liquored up, stomp some frat boy's face into the pavement, and fuck the sorority girl wearing his beta-alpha-epsilon pin all while getting paid and thanked for a job well done. The only down side was pissing razors until I could get to UW med on Monday. The one time I ever had to run from the cops was for Zulu'ing down the ave after my first try. This is while you were probably slap "fighting" other 100lb kids from Earl's over some 20yr old porker who already went home with her sober sitter to mash on her own bean with a greasy vibrator.
With love and aids,
An Econ Grad. -
That didn't help.MikeDamone said:I know you’re being sarkastic, but our 7-11 is off Aurora. HTH
At all.
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UW_Doog_Bot said:
Listen here newcunt,StlouisDawg said:The best 7 11 to fight at when I was in the university district was 25th and 50th. Lotsa places to run when 5-0 showed up.
I’m guessing none of y’all actually took a punch in college and just sucked off tiny Asian guys while getting Econ degrees.
Bitches.
I played rugby. We used to work security for all the Frats to make our club dues. I could get liquored up, stomp some frat boy's face into the pavement, and fuck the sorority girl wearing his beta-alpha-epsilon pin all while getting paid and thanked for a job well done. The only down side was pissing razors until I could get to UW med on Monday. The one time I ever had to run from the cops was for Zulu'ing down the ave after my first try. This is while you were probably slap "fighting" other 100lb kids from Earl's over some 20yr old porker who already went home with her sober sitter to mash on her own bean with a greasy vibrator.
Sorry for late reply. Was blackout drunk for a number of hours. Till bout now. Courvosier has been known to change a man.
#1- you never denied sucking tiny Asian dick. I assume that part is real.
#2 - when the po po show up you run. Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy rugby and their thick thighed gentlemen as much as anyone. But I ain’t met a rugby player yet who can take down 3 cops at once. At 25th and 50th, you had the Gilman trail either way and 2 blocks to Ravenna park. Plus several thousand Russians who would never talk to the police. Ideal place to fight.
#3 Like I said. Rugby is a fine sport. Just don’t go thinking fine sport means actually tough. Come on out to the ‘Lou. Shit gets real down here, real fast. -
Shouldn't the thread title be spelled Ho Lee Phuc?