USC Coach #CouchSold

Here comes Jeff Fischer, plunger in hand. Praise Allan and Saint Haden! Helton is still in control!

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Cougzz said:

Tee Martin removed all USC references from his Twitter bio. Plot thickens.

I always wondered why Tee Martin was not a HC candidate last year at his alma mater, considering his success there as a player. Not even a sniff, really. Then I saw a special on him where they followed him around for a day. Holy Jesus. How this man has a job at SC, or any P5 school for that matter, is beyond me.

Being a coach at a P5 school is more about being someone’s homey than actually being a good coach.

There are some real fucking idiots in the profession.

Guessing we'll be handing out some contract extensions this off season. I don't think anyone is going to jump on board the sinking Helton ship, but I'm sure many will be contacted.

All that said, Gregory would make an awesome USC DC.

You can't expect USC to win in year one with an entirely new staff.

University of Severed Contracts

This is hilarious. Why the fuck did they have all these coaches out doing in-homes the last two days? It’s horrible from a recruiting/trust perspective, Helton somehow has managed to make himself look even more incompetent.

USC is the DDY of college football programs, if DDY hired a blind long snapper to chauffeur him around in the banged up Maz after losing sensation in his lower extremities, THEN gave the keys to the blind chauffeur's underage blind kid brother, then fired the chauffeur only to hire a chauffeur with no arms.

This clusterfuck is unfathomable to understand but sensational to watch.

All hail Saint Haden and his minion Saint Swann!

bananasnblondes said:

So Helton likely has 1 year to turn it around. Where the gell is he gonna find an entire staff of good coaches/recruiters willing to pack up and go to SC for one year knowing full well that they will likely be looking for a job this same time next year?