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Tui Named 'Associate Head Coach'
Doogles
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What the fuck is up with arbitrary labels handed out to assistants?
Changing the name of my Sweatpants Boner to Alpha Protruder of Cotton isn't going to make it any bigger.
Changing the name of my Sweatpants Boner to Alpha Protruder of Cotton isn't going to make it any bigger.
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It is like Dwight's position as Assistant Regional Manger in The Office.
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FTFYCuntWaffle said:It is like Dwight's position as Assistant to the Regional Manger in The Office.
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I always thought it was a way for a publicly funded university to justify raises to their staff. Why they would do that at a private school is beyond me. Does anyone hiring a coach in the future give a shit if you were the Asst Head Coach vs the Associate Head Coach vs the Deputy Head Coach?
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Kim has been vindicated.
this was the big news that Softy could not leak.
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The title, any title, always justifies bigger money and besides,...... what head coach-in-training doesn't need an associate heads coach-in-training?
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So let me get this straight. If Petersen would've made Tui "Casino Manager" or "Food and Beverage Chairman" he would've taken the Tight End coaching position at UW?
BS.
I think the bigger issue is that Petersen has a group of coaches that he's been with for years, and they are all comfortable with each other. They are "his guys." Similarly, Tui has a comfort level (sad as it may be) with sark and the other party boys at usc. -
More than anything it is a way to pay someone more money, even private companies have to play that bullshit game.
To my understanding it also allows Tui to be more involved in the everyday functions of a head coach. Deeper into the game planning, prep, etc.
So in the case of Sark, it means driving him home after a heavy night of binge drinking, disposing of used condoms, and covering in the event Sark gets caught with his pants down. -
Good for Tui, get paid. Just don't lash yourself to the mast when the ship starts taking on water.
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Tui appears to have the same discipline at the dinner table as Sark
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I was mad at Tui for leaving but now I understand.
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Perhaps, but if Tui wants to be head coach someday, he'll need to throw away his blankey.Passion said:So let me get this straight. If Petersen would've made Tui "Casino Manager" or "Food and Beverage Chairman" he would've taken the Tight End coaching position at UW?
BS.
I think the bigger issue is that Petersen has a group of coaches that he's been with for years, and they are all comfortable with each other. They are "his guys." Similarly, Tui has a comfort level (sad as it may be) with sark and the other party boys at usc.
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So is Tosh now the Associate Senior VP of Coffee Procurement?
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Much ado about nothing ...
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Jesus, no shit. Maybe that's why everyone offered him TE coaching positions.RaceBannon said:Tui appears to have the same discipline at the dinner table as Sark
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LOLDoogles said:What the fuck is up with arbitrary labels handed out to assistants?
Changing the name of my Sweatpants Boner to Alpha Protruder of Cotton isn't going to make it any bigger.
Now that is just fucking funny!
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What a cool week to be Tui brah.
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You can't fault a guy for doing what's best for his family.
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What the fuck is up with Wilcox and mutual termination? That fucker owes us $1,000,000
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