Tui Named 'Associate Head Coach'

Doogles · December 2013

What the fuck is up with arbitrary labels handed out to assistants?

Changing the name of my Sweatpants Boner to Alpha Protruder of Cotton isn't going to make it any bigger.

CuntWaffle · December 2013

It is like Dwight's position as Assistant Regional Manger in The Office.

Doogles · December 2013

CuntWaffle said:
It is like Dwight's position as Assistant to the Regional Manger in The Office.

FTFY

AtomicDawg · December 2013

I always thought it was a way for a publicly funded university to justify raises to their staff. Why they would do that at a private school is beyond me. Does anyone hiring a coach in the future give a shit if you were the Asst Head Coach vs the Associate Head Coach vs the Deputy Head Coach?

TommySQC · December 2013

Kim has been vindicated.

this was the big news that Softy could not leak.

Huge. Just Huge.

Tailgater · December 2013

The title, any title, always justifies bigger money and besides,...... what head coach-in-training doesn't need an associate heads coach-in-training?

Passion · December 2013

So let me get this straight. If Petersen would've made Tui "Casino Manager" or "Food and Beverage Chairman" he would've taken the Tight End coaching position at UW?

BS.

I think the bigger issue is that Petersen has a group of coaches that he's been with for years, and they are all comfortable with each other. They are "his guys." Similarly, Tui has a comfort level (sad as it may be) with sark and the other party boys at usc.

topdawgnc · December 2013

More than anything it is a way to pay someone more money, even private companies have to play that bullshit game.

To my understanding it also allows Tui to be more involved in the everyday functions of a head coach. Deeper into the game planning, prep, etc.

So in the case of Sark, it means driving him home after a heavy night of binge drinking, disposing of used condoms, and covering in the event Sark gets caught with his pants down.

GrundleStiltzkin · December 2013

Good for Tui, get paid. Just don't lash yourself to the mast when the ship starts taking on water.

RaceBannon · December 2013

Tui appears to have the same discipline at the dinner table as Sark

allpurpleallgold · December 2013

I was mad at Tui for leaving but now I understand.

TheHB · December 2013

Passion said:
So let me get this straight. If Petersen would've made Tui "Casino Manager" or "Food and Beverage Chairman" he would've taken the Tight End coaching position at UW?

BS.

I think the bigger issue is that Petersen has a group of coaches that he's been with for years, and they are all comfortable with each other. They are "his guys." Similarly, Tui has a comfort level (sad as it may be) with sark and the other party boys at usc.

Perhaps, but if Tui wants to be head coach someday, he'll need to throw away his blankey.

I think money had more to do with it than comfort.

doogsinparadise · December 2013

So is Tosh now the Associate Senior VP of Coffee Procurement?

fivehundredmileDAWG · December 2013

Much ado about nothing ...

BayDawg · December 2013

RaceBannon said:
Tui appears to have the same discipline at the dinner table as Sark

Jesus, no shit. Maybe that's why everyone offered him TE coaching positions.

tracker · December 2013

Doogles said:
What the fuck is up with arbitrary labels handed out to assistants?

Changing the name of my Sweatpants Boner to Alpha Protruder of Cotton isn't going to make it any bigger.

LOL

Now that is just fucking funny!

:P