What I think I think...It's all been said already edition.
Our special teams are, on balance, abysmal. Were it not for our decent punter and Dante the last couple of years, it would be among the worst in history of football. Not being able to find a FG kicker in 5 years when you have given out about 12 scholarships to kickers in that time frame is laughable.
Our offensive identity is conservative, confusing, and nonsensical. Our receivers aren't shitty, they can't get open because our offense is like reading a schematic diagram of a nuclear reactor. In Mandarin.
In 5 years the only OC we have ever found was a consultant, for half a season. Bush Hamden has been one of my single largest disappointments in 5 years.
Not ever allowing an open QB competition in 4 years is absurd. Doing it when old unexciting noodle arm is your QB is downright fireable.
Not recruiting any interior DL for two years is a joke. Only recruiting two decent Buck's in 5 years is napalmable.
I weep for Azeem Victor and all pipe hitting brothas out there who have their joy and emotion sucked out of them by the white pride factory that is UW Football. I feel like we are trying to cast a remake for Leave it To Beaver instead of field a football team. We are Wonder Bread in mirrored purple.
Have you ever seen a more joyless soul crushing fun Nazi than Chris Peterman? He could take the fun out of fucking.
It's over. Last night after the game I rearranged my calendar for Saturday hunts throughout deer season. I usually try to take half days at work during the week for hunting so I have time on the weekends for games. Fuck it. Why bother. I'd rather sit in a tree stand in 25 degree weather all day than watch another joyless uninspired no identity poorly called lethargically executed parade of poor body language try hard white guys.
UW Football is now the rough equivalent of the Mormon tabernacle choir. Thoroughly white, uninspiring, well mannered and cultish. The cult of Chris Petersen. Loser in Chief.
Kill it all. Burn it to the ground. Salt the Earth. Start over.
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I had my heart set on reading that but I was distracted by the pic.
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“Fuck it. Why bother”
New board slogan. Hell, there are probably 3 or 4 other potential slogans in this masterpiece.
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I left the fucking river early yesterday to get home in time to watch that fucking shit show. There wasn't a ton of fish in the river, but there were enough chrome silvers to make it worth keeping after them. I spent the last hour of the day pushing downstream on the oars so I'd be on the couch to watch the Huskies curb stomp the Bears.
As soon as I saw those purple fucking helmets, I was pissed I left the river. If we're going to look like faggots when we beat up on Cal, then I'll just go ahead and keep fishing. If we're going to look like faggots and lose to Cal, then god damn fucking shit sonofabitch asshole motherfuckers, I want to destroy something. That fish I kept is so lucky he was already dead or I'd still be clubbing his head with the fish beater.
Fuck.
This game took me back to UCLA 1990. Shoved around and outplayed by a team you have no fucking business losing to. Just embarrassing. The players and the coaches really need to take a look at what they did yesterday and never fucking do that shit again. Or die. Whichever.
I guess I'm going to cook a salmon, watch some F1 and watch the Hawks. At least when my guy doesn't win the race or the Hawks lose I don't feel like murdering someone for the next 72 hours. I'm going to go do some knife work on the fucking fish right now and see if that and a couple cups of Irish coffee will help me calm the fuck down.
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Schematic of a nuclear reactor in Mandarin.Swaye said:Fuck Peterman. Seriously. I hate him for so many things, but giving me hope we might be a legit program is number 1 among them.
Our special teams are, on balance, abysmal. Were it not for our decent punter and Dante the last couple of years, it would be among the worst in history of football. Not being able to find a FG kicker in 5 years when you have given out about 12 scholarships to kickers in that time frame is laughable.
Our offensive identity is conservative, confusing, and nonsensical. Our receivers aren't shitty, they can't get open because our offense is like reading a schematic diagram of a nuclear reactor. In Mandarin.
In 5 years the only OC we have ever found was a consultant, for half a season. Bush Hamden has been one of my single largest disappointments in 5 years.
Not ever allowing an open QB competition in 4 years is absurd. Doing it when old unexciting noodle arm is your QB is downright fireable.
Not recruiting any interior DL for two years is a joke. Only recruiting two decent Buck's in 5 years is napalmable.
I weep for Azeem Victor and all pipe hitting brothas out there who have their joy and emotion sucked out of them by the white pride factory that is UW Football. I feel like we are trying to cast a remake for Leave it To Beaver instead of field a football team. We are Wonder Bread in mirrored purple.
Have you ever seen a more joyless soul crushing fun Nazi than Chris Peterman? He could take the fun out of fucking.
It's over. Last night after the game I rearranged my calendar for Saturday hunts throughout deer season. I usually try to take half days at work during the week for hunting so I have time on the weekends for games. Fuck it. Why bother. I'd rather sit in a tree stand in 25 degree weather all day than watch another joyless uninspired no identity poorly called lethargically executed parade of poor body language try hard white guys.
UW Football is now the rough equivalent of the Mormon tabernacle choir. Thoroughly white, uninspiring, well mannered and cultish. The cult of Chris Petersen. Loser in Chief.
Kill it all. Burn it to the ground. Salt the Earth. Start over.
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Sounds like the wood shampoo to Pete's head is in order.dflea said:I left the fucking river early yesterday to get home in time to watch that fucking shit show. There wasn't a ton of fish in the river, but there were enough chrome silvers to make it worth keeping after them. I spent the last hour of the day pushing downstream on the oars so I'd be on the couch to watch the Huskies curb stomp the Bears.
As soon as I saw those purple fucking helmets, I was pissed I left the river. If we're going to look like faggots when we beat up on Cal, then I'll just go ahead and keep fishing. If we're going to look like faggots and lose to Cal, then god damn fucking shit sonofabitch asshole motherfuckers, I want to destroy something. That fish I kept is so lucky he was already dead or I'd still be clubbing his head with the fish beater.
Fuck.
This game took me back to UCLA 1990. Shoved around and outplayed by a team you have no fucking business losing to. Just embarrassing. The players and the coaches really need to take a look at what they did yesterday and never fucking do that shit again. Or die. Whichever.
I guess I'm going to cook a salmon, watch some F1 and watch the Hawks. At least when my guy doesn't win the race or the Hawks lose I don't feel like murdering someone for the next 72 hours. I'm going to go do some knife work on the fucking fish right now and see if that and a couple cups of Irish coffee will help me calm the fuck down.
Look at the bright side. You didn't lose to Virginia.
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Can we get some pipe hittin brothas???dongman said:
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Doesnt Petersen coach the kickers himself? Nuff said on that
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If we're going to bash the Mormon Tabernacle choir, I'm out.
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He coaches punt returners. No one coaches kickersPostGameOrangeSlices said:Doesnt Petersen coach the kickers himself? Nuff said on that
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Hawt fish talk > puppy football talk
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0-12 was more enjoyable than this team.
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By "other" I assume you mean pretty much all of us, correct?dongman said:
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Having my dick stomped on by a herd of giraffes is more enjoyable than this team.phineas said:0-12 was more enjoyable than this team.
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"Pushing oars" ?? Loldflea said:I left the fucking river early yesterday to get home in time to watch that fucking shit show. There wasn't a ton of fish in the river, but there were enough chrome silvers to make it worth keeping after them. I spent the last hour of the day pushing downstream on the oars so I'd be on the couch to watch the Huskies curb stomp the Bears.
As soon as I saw those purple fucking helmets, I was pissed I left the river. If we're going to look like faggots when we beat up on Cal, then I'll just go ahead and keep fishing. If we're going to look like faggots and lose to Cal, then god damn fucking shit sonofabitch asshole motherfuckers, I want to destroy something. That fish I kept is so lucky he was already dead or I'd still be clubbing his head with the fish beater.
Fuck.
This game took me back to UCLA 1990. Shoved around and outplayed by a team you have no fucking business losing to. Just embarrassing. The players and the coaches really need to take a look at what they did yesterday and never fucking do that shit again. Or die. Whichever.
I guess I'm going to cook a salmon, watch some F1 and watch the Hawks. At least when my guy doesn't win the race or the Hawks lose I don't feel like murdering someone for the next 72 hours. I'm going to go do some knife work on the fucking fish right now and see if that and a couple cups of Irish coffee will help me calm the fuck down. -
In this thread, AC/DC >>> Metallica
