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Possibility of making love to Mario's amazing breasts?

longduckdonglongduckdong Member Posts: 1,007
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Think it's possible...small Bs


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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,301
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    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    Yes
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    RedRocketRedRocket Member Posts: 1,526
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    Might be time for some TRT.
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    PetermanPeterman Member Posts: 675
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    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    Peterman said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
    That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,821
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    The Throbber would titty fuck Mario.

    Keeping consistent with my always do a celebrity philosophy.

    Very minor celebrity but still some name recognition.

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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,301
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    When I think of a cool life being an lifetime assistant coach leaps to mind

    Right behind a coach in the highest classification of a football state
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Mosster47 said:

    Peterman said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
    That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.
    Wow what a cool life man.

    But this isn't like Sark at all! LOL!
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    LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,116
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    Chinned for 81%
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    Preseason Doog: Mario is gonna go Owen

    Before conference: whOregon (lol!) will be lucky to win two games in conference!

    Now: Cristoballz iz Sark da Sequel
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    AZDuck said:

    Preseason Doog: Mario is gonna go Owen

    Before conference: whOregon (lol!) will be lucky to win two games in conference!

    Now: Cristoballz iz Sark da Sequel

    Complete doog script
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    Mosster47 said:

    Peterman said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
    That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.
    Wow what a cool life man.

    But this isn't like Sark at all! LOL!
    Mario won two Nattys playing for a legendary coach on juggernaut teams and was a tuff mauler in his day. And he hasn't been fired for being drunk at work. If he phags out from here on out he has that over Sark, which makes him less phag by a substantial margin.
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