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SEC Dawg (Gridiron) is on the brink

DerekJohnson
DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,374 Founders Club
I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.

He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.

I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs

I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.

Five suggestions for SECDawg:
1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.

Good luck, and may the force be with you.

Comments

  • Crawfish
    Crawfish Member Posts: 734
    edited October 2018
    Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Well suited for this place? Let’s not pretend that most of us don’t have a drinking problem
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.

    He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.

    I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs

    I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.

    Five suggestions for SECDawg:
    1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
    2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
    3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
    4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
    5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.

    Good luck, and may the force be with you.

    Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!


  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,315 Founders Club
    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,315 Founders Club

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?

  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?

    Just so fucking for. Missipi fan to end up in this hell hole
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?

    Just so fucking for. Missipi fan to end up in this hell hole
    I believe it was during the buildup to the Bama playoff game.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?
    He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?
    He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!
    I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?
    He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!
    I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.
    SEC little brothers ride SEC big brothers' dicks.

    WiW.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    Say 51 to 17?
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Don't ban him. I want to see his epic throw-down with @puppylove_sugarsteel.

    He's not coherent enough to throw-down with puppy.

    Now that's some dark shit man.
    Why do you hate a good retard fight?
    I enjoy a fair retard fight. There's nothing chinteresting about pup plungering grid.

    Pup has gridiron's IQ tripled up rather easily.

    Sad!
    How did gridiron end up at HCH?
    He? found us? when we? wanted to BRING ON BAMA!
    I get the bamers coming over, but he is a Mississippi state fan.
    SEC little brothers ride SEC big brothers' dicks.

    WiW.
    We lost to auburn and they beat auburn
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Crawfish said:

    Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.

    Can someone copy pasta this threat?
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    edited October 2018

    I have refunded him/her their $25 donation. He/she is dangling from the precipice.

    He/she threatened to kill another poster. Yes, I'm sure it was a joke and just the alcohol talking. But that's next level stuff that I can't turn a blind eye toward. Hence this post.

    I asked him/her not to psychotically spam the boards. He/she responds with machine gun response spaz outs

    I have a hunch that he/she means well but is probably not psychologically well suited for this place.

    Five suggestions for SECDawg:
    1. Just play it cool, post and have fun
    2. Don't send me 15 PMs with the equivalent of "Come on Stalin, don't tase me bruh!"
    3. Don't take it personally and threaten revenge when people downvote your posts
    4. Don't spam threads with insane gibberish
    5. Constantly refer to rule #1. Write it on a 3x5 note card and place it above your monitor, your bathroom sink and in your mom's car.

    Good luck, and may the force be with you.

    OK DJ.


    HIllsbrothadick, FO.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    Crawfish said:

    Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.

    Stfu J
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    Crawfish said:

    Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.

    Stfu J

    Not responding FMB
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    SECDAWG said:

    Crawfish said:

    Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.

    Stfu J

    Not responding FMB
    You just did hillbilly
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    SECDAWG said:

    Crawfish said:

    Threatening to kill a poster (the description was psychotically violent) was too much. I am rooting for you @SECDAWG. It would suck to lose you, so try your best to follow Derek's advice.

    Stfu J

    Not responding FMB
    You just did hillbilly
    Sorry. U trying to get me banded. Leave me alone hammer..