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Possibility of making love to Mario's amazing breasts?

longduckdong
longduckdong Member Posts: 1,056
edited February 16 in College Football Forum
Think it's possible...small Bs


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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,745 Founders Club
    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    Yes
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  • RedRocket
    RedRocket Member Posts: 1,527
    Might be time for some TRT.
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  • Peterman
    Peterman Member Posts: 675
    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Peterman said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
    That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,028
    The Throbber would titty fuck Mario.

    Keeping consistent with my always do a celebrity philosophy.

    Very minor celebrity but still some name recognition.

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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,745 Founders Club
    When I think of a cool life being an lifetime assistant coach leaps to mind

    Right behind a coach in the highest classification of a football state
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Mosster47 said:

    Peterman said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
    That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.
    Wow what a cool life man.

    But this isn't like Sark at all! LOL!
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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,680 Founders Club
    Chinned for 81%
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Preseason Doog: Mario is gonna go Owen

    Before conference: whOregon (lol!) will be lucky to win two games in conference!

    Now: Cristoballz iz Sark da Sequel
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,028
    AZDuck said:

    Preseason Doog: Mario is gonna go Owen

    Before conference: whOregon (lol!) will be lucky to win two games in conference!

    Now: Cristoballz iz Sark da Sequel

    Complete doog script
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,028
    CuntWaffle said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Peterman said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Sure, Mario has some chestacles, but are we really making fun of a guy who started at left tackle for two National Championship teams in Miami?

    The amount of cocaine and hookers that guy went through would make Swaye blush.

    One of the gayest poooaaasts I’ve seen here and that’s saying something
    That guy has lived an infinitely cooler life than any of us and the odds of the guy that called him out having moobs is 100%.
    Wow what a cool life man.

    But this isn't like Sark at all! LOL!
    Mario won two Nattys playing for a legendary coach on juggernaut teams and was a tuff mauler in his day. And he hasn't been fired for being drunk at work. If he phags out from here on out he has that over Sark, which makes him less phag by a substantial margin.
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