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Opportunity to fix UW marketing

LoneStarDawg
LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
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http://www.washington.edu/alumni/game-day-slogan-contest/

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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    edited May 2018
    Cum* chin*
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  • ExtraChrisB
    ExtraChrisB Member Posts: 1,814
    I know they're being sarcastic, but all those games will be played at THE GREATEST SETTING IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,903 Founders Club
    Tree Huggers versus the Tree Killers

    NOGAF about Utah


    BONEM

    Enjoy an intimate evening in Memorial Stadium in Berkeley with a few friends

    bRuins!
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  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Meek said:

    I'll assume Cohen's employees are lurking on these boreds every now and then so let me be frank (as someone who had been in strategic marketing and branding with a WPP boutique agency for most of my career - Don Draper shit).

    Crowd sourcing marketing messages is the least strategic and laziest shit you can do. Simple rule of thumb is that if it's free it's wrong.

    Now, what you need to do take this project off the desk of whatever unpaid intern excitedly pitched it to you and spend a week coming up with a macro theme for the season then you can develop your week-to-week slogans into a narrative that actually has a thread of consistency and builds your brand.

    you're fucking welcome.

    Pics of the hot secretaries you bedded or GTFO.

    you wouldn't be interested in seeing them because they're all Asian and you like white girls.
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,937 Swaye's Wigwam
    Auburn Tigers

    BEAT CLEMSON!

    Utah​ Utes

    This isn't the place.

    UCLA Bruins

    Chips on PreP so Bareback the Bruins!

    Oregon Ducks

    NO means NO!

    Cal Golden Bears

    Bareback the Bears!

    WSU Cougars

    No means YES!
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,083
    Meek said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Meek said:

    I'll assume Cohen's employees are lurking on these boreds every now and then so let me be frank (as someone who had been in strategic marketing and branding with a WPP boutique agency for most of my career - Don Draper shit).

    Crowd sourcing marketing messages is the least strategic and laziest shit you can do. Simple rule of thumb is that if it's free it's wrong.

    Now, what you need to do take this project off the desk of whatever unpaid intern excitedly pitched it to you and spend a week coming up with a macro theme for the season then you can develop your week-to-week slogans into a narrative that actually has a thread of consistency and builds your brand.

    you're fucking welcome.

    Pics of the hot secretaries you bedded or GTFO.

    you wouldn't be interested in seeing them because they're all Asian and you like white girls.
    Not true. Throbber likey love me long time.

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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    whatshouldicareabout said:

    Auburn Tigers

    On a side note, Pup has been clear for the last 2 years about Petersen's negligent recruiting at NG and DT. I've been clear for 2 years that UW will go 8-4, 7-5, maybe 6-6 in '18 due to that. Save it. We are in huge trouble with our front 7 if Ganes follows Vea.

    Utah​ Utes

    Colorado not a good matchup for UW early in year. Of course yous all, those who have attacked Pup and Pete for 3-4 years, suddenly attack Pup in Pete's defense? Cant make this shit up.

    "Colorado sucks" , "Colorado lost too many guys", "Colorado is starting a 'new' QB" etc... pull your head out your crappers. Appears my wisdom reared its head yet again. UW could very well limp home with a pup-predicted loss from way back. Washington is still a very good team. But if you think theyre going to waltz through this league without a real challenge from at least 5-6 top 25 teams youre retarded...

    UCLA Bruins

    Need I mention UCLA? The team I said could very well beat UW at home months ago. If you dorks actually put down the gaming system and watched yesterday, you'd understand what i was getting at 6 months ago regarding UCLA (My DARKHORSE pac12 champ here) This is a very good league.

    Oregon Ducks

    Since Senior qb's dont matter to most of you dumb fucks, which team and their freshman,sophomore or true junior QB is going to beat them? ASU with their SENIOR QB has a chance at home, Vernon Adams, a senior, has a chance...

    Told you fuckerds Sark would win the South soon after taking job. Anyone still want to doubt Puppy your lord next year? I called Stanford/UO vs Usc for title after the season ended. Sark beats Oregon in a rematch, after losing to UO late in November on the road, to win the conference.

    Cal Golden Bears

    Air force is a practice squad for Cal. Cal would beat every team in the SEC except Alabama Theyd beat Alabama 2-3 out of 10 though.,

    Time for the Pac to ditch Tommy Hansen's model and prove its superiority on the field. That might be hard though for a smoke and mirrors conference like the SEC. Theyve been dodging the Pac for a century.

    Ole Miss, similar to but not near as explosive as C a l offensively, beat Bama at home. They are better defensively, but not by a lot. Its amazing how good the Pac is when a team like Cal finished in middle of the Pac.

    Cal would easily win the SEC east, and actually be a pickem vs Bama in SEC title game. Ole Miss put up almost a half century on Bambi, what would CAL do? Holy shit!

    WSU Cougars

    Fuck, it's just not funny anymore. It's like revenge of the nerds around here. Goes to show 80% of you guys around here are fucking geeks. Post (oh I'm supposed to say 'poast' hee hee) something refreshing. Mora to the Seattle storm! Hardy har har. Fucking dweeb round here now. That's what happens when you invite too many dawgmen over. Close the fucking gates Derek

    LMAO
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    The one about Cal winning the SEC had me in stitches. Is it August yet?
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    dnc said:



    Hurtful
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Larry Wilcox grew up in Rawlins, Wyoming, with three siblings and raised by a single parent - his mother. He graduated and then went to the University of Wyoming and studied pre-med and then transferred to Cal State University Northridge in Southern California. His sister was tragically murdered by her husband in front of her mother and their three children and Larry returned home to assist the family. During this time Larry was drafted in the Army but he wanted to be in the best outfit during the Vietnam War and so he enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. He honorably served thirteen months in Vietnam with five campaign stars and two meritorious promotions. He was discharged as a Sergeant and then went back to school. Wilcox hit the pavement running and began working two to three jobs to make ends meet. He began studying acting and music and soon got a Hollywood agent and landed many commercials and then beat 300 actors to win the co-star role on Lassie in 1970. He then went on to guest star in many popular TV shows from MASH, Love Boat, Police Story, Room 222, The Partridge Family, Hawaii Five-0 and many others. He was subsequently picked to star in CHiPS with co-star Erik Estrada which he did for five years and the show was syndicated in one-hundred foreign countries. During this time Wilcox, a businessman at heart, formed his own production company and began buying scripts and books and making deals with studios and networks. He produced the Death of a Playmate: The Dorothy Stratten Story for MGM and NBC which he believed had many parallels to the death of his sister. He then developed, funded and produced the award winning TV Series, The Ray Bradbury Theater for HBO for five years. Wilcox has a long list of productions and is presently negotiating some very significant projects we all hope to see in the near future.

    Wilcox has been married to Marlene Harmon for over thirty years with three boys and two girls which are all adults now. Wilcox was an avid sportsman and, as he states, "I enjoyed pushing the envelope." He set eight Land Speed Records at the infamous Bonneville Salt Flats, was a race car driver and competed in SCCA events and was a cowboy competitor and member of the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association. Wilcox is also a pilot who is known for some crazy rides in his very own military plane with a cockpit. He has flown with the Blue Angels and the Marines as a Celebrity Guest and is famous for asking the military pilot to "let it all hang out" and to try and make him sick.

    Presently (as of April 2016) Wilcox is focused on two arenas: filmmaking and digital distribution tools that he owns and/or participates in. He has been the past national spokesperson for The Motorcycle Safety Foundation and the Red Cross. He was the national celebrity spokesperson for the Vets Save The Flag campaign. He has also been the celebrity filmmaker and spokesperson for TheFallenHeroes.org. Wilcox believes that man was put on this earth to help each other and to perpetuate better offspring than yourself. He said his credits are not about his life.....his credits are his family. His fan site is larrywilcox.net and he has a Facebook site that he writes a monthly journal to keep in touch with his fans. When asked what advice Wilcox would give to the world he says: "Love and be Loved; and walk tall through the fire and stay in your bubble of personal belief because HE is with you all the way!"
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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    Could be a trap, there could be a subpoena waiting for you
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited October 2018
    RIP @dnc he went so soon
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  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    Thebourbinator said:

    Well I don’t know what to tell you guys other than you’re in the presence of greatness.

    Couldn’t tell you for the life of me what my submission for Oregon was, but you’re welcome

    Was it “Pump My Gas Duck”?

    In all seriousness, congrats.
    Looks like it was, "Duck, Duck, Lose."

    Which makes no sense since it sounds like the goose (grey duck for you Minnesotans) will lose not the ducks.
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