I was a virgin

2001400ex · September 2018

“We’re talking about allegations of sexual assault,” Kavanaugh told Martha MacCallum of Fox News during a joint interview with his wife, Ashley Estes Kavanaugh. “I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone. I did not have sexual intercourse, or anything close to sexual intercourse, in high school or for many years thereafter…”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kavanaugh-floats-virginity-defense-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-235202074.html

Pitchfork51 · September 2018

2001400ex said:
“We’re talking about allegations of sexual assault,” Kavanaugh told Martha MacCallum of Fox News during a joint interview with his wife, Ashley Estes Kavanaugh. “I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone. I did not have sexual intercourse, or anything close to sexual intercourse, in high school or for many years thereafter…”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kavanaugh-floats-virginity-defense-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-235202074.html

Well. He's a pussy. Get him out.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2018

WOOD

RoadTrip · September 2018

Internet doesn't count...you still are

2001400ex · September 2018

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

WOOD

I didn't know she was in happy Gilmore.

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TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2018

2001400ex said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

WOOD
I didn't know she was in happy Gilmore.

Also WOOD

2001400ex · September 2018

DuckHHunterisafag said:
Internet doesn't count...you still are

Um burn? Ok.....

CirrhosisDawg · September 2018

No way a 20+ year old self-proclaimed virgin at Yale could be a sex offender.

Great argument.

BrettKavanaughFS
TrumpFS

2001400ex · September 2018

CirrhosisDawg said:
No way a 20+ year old self-proclaimed virgin at Yale could be a sex offender.

Great argument.

BrettKavanaughFS
TrumpFS

That's almost as good as "but I always asked for their mom's permission."

Sledog · September 2018

He didn't say that. Yahoo did.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2018

Sledog said:
He didn't say that. Yahoo did.

No. He said it.

https://youtu.be/gxEGNt5EwGo

CirrhosisDawg · September 2018

Was he also considering a career in the Catholic clergy?

dflea · September 2018

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Sledog said:
He didn't say that. Yahoo did.
No. He said it.

https://youtu.be/gxEGNt5EwGo

Sledog forgot the receipts.

Sledog · September 2018

Who opens a link from Hondo?

2001400ex · September 2018

Sledog said:

Who opens a dick from jeans from Hondo?

Your mom.

Sledog · September 2018

2001400ex said:

Sledog said:

Who opens a dick from jeans from Hondo?
Your mom.

You have a cunt and it's sandy. HTH

GrundleStiltzkin · September 2018

I haven't much followed this latest kerfuffle. But the extrapolative spinout is nice.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1044397656053821440

Swaye · September 2018

This is bullshit.

PurpleThrobber · September 2018

GrundleStiltzkin said:
I haven't much followed this latest kerfuffle. But the extrapolative spinout is nice.
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1044397656053821440

Yo, Maggie - hit me with the digits of the fun girl.

And go finger yourself.

2001400ex · September 2018

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.

I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.

PurpleThrobber · September 2018

2001400ex said:

Sledog said:

Who opens a dick from jeans from Hondo?
Your mom.

Props on the yo mama effort. Always a time honored response.

PurpleThrobber · September 2018

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.

As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cocksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cocksman.

Swaye · September 2018

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.
As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cocksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cocksman.

This. You can tell the dude is a huge fucking dork who was in his room studying every Friday night. He isn't mushroom tattooing broads at parties.

TurdBomber · September 2018

Anyone who knows women knows for a fact what liars every one of them are. Sorry, but that's just a cold, hard fact.

2001400ex · September 2018

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.
As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cucksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cucksman.

Crisped.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2018

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.
As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cocksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cocksman.
This. You can tell the dude is a huge fucking dork who was in his room studying every Friday night. He isn't mushroom tattooing broads at parties.

We didn't want him anyway

Swaye · September 2018

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.
As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cucksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cucksman.
Crisped.

I think Hondo just called me a cuck.

2001400ex · September 2018

Swaye said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.
As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cucksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cucksman.
Crisped.
I think Hondo just called me a cuck.

Maybe.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2018

Swaye said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Swaye said:
This is bullshit.
I figured you'd appreciate a dude who whips it out at a party.
As a noted cocksman, @swaye can clearly sniff out other noted cucksmen.

Brett Kavanaugh is not a cucksman.
Crisped.
I think Hondo just called me a cuck.

He's right, you know.

fondue

pawz · September 2018

2001400ex said:
“We’re talking about allegations of sexual assault,” Kavanaugh told Martha MacCallum of Fox News during a joint interview with his wife, Ashley Estes Kavanaugh. “I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone. I did not have sexual intercourse, or anything close to sexual intercourse, in high school or for many years thereafter…”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kavanaugh-floats-virginity-defense-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-235202074.html

You ARE a virgin.

2001400ex · September 2018

pawz said:

2001400ex said:
“We’re talking about allegations of sexual assault,” Kavanaugh told Martha MacCallum of Fox News during a joint interview with his wife, Ashley Estes Kavanaugh. “I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone. I did not have sexual intercourse, or anything close to sexual intercourse, in high school or for many years thereafter…”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kavanaugh-floats-virginity-defense-amid-sexual-assault-allegations-235202074.html
You ARE a virgin.

Umm.. Burn. Again. Fuck you guys are dicks.

I was a virgin

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