Keep it classy, Khaleesi

DerekJohnson · September 2018

Just recv'd text from Khaleesi as she exited Autzen. "I definitely don't agree with our fans if they threw stuff at Stanford players. As for the refs, it's different... They fucked us!"

PurpleJ · September 2018

Did you tell her to be careful in the parking lot?

AZDuck · September 2018

*porking lot

HillsboroDuck · September 2018

Wait, you gave the keys to this place to a duck?

It's sad to see how far Derek Johnson has fallen.

PurpleThrobber · September 2018

HillsboroDuck said:
Wait, you gave the keys to this place to a duck?

It's sad to see how far Derek Johnson has fallen.

Mammaries are a powerful drug.

PostGameOrangeSlices · September 2018

My bed is missing duck girl

Doog_de_Jour · September 2018

Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.

ntxduck · September 2018

pics

UW_Doog_Bot · September 2018

Who.gif

DerekJohnson · September 2018

Doog_de_Jour said:
Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.

Her email hasn't been attached to the account in many months.

In retrospect, I guess I only mentioned the Oregon thing to a couple people. I could have sworn that I mentioned she was originally from Eugene.

DerekJohnson · September 2018

UW_Doog_Bot said:
Who.gif

Swaye · September 2018

HillsboroDuck said:
Wait, you gave the keys to this place to a duck?

It's sad to see how far Derek Johnson has fallen.

I would have stolen it, @CFetters_Nacho_Lover would have eaten it, and @CheersWestDawg would have sold it into sexual slavery, so it was really the only logical choice.

Doog_de_Jour · September 2018

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:
Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.
Her email hasn't been attached to the account in many months.

In retrospect, I guess I only mentioned the Oregon thing to a couple people. I could have sworn that I mentioned she was originally from Eugene.

You did mention that she was from Eugene, but not a UO fan.

Again, Booooooooooooooooo.

DerekJohnson · September 2018

Doog_de_Jour said:

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:
Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.
Her email hasn't been attached to the account in many months.

In retrospect, I guess I only mentioned the Oregon thing to a couple people. I could have sworn that I mentioned she was originally from Eugene.
You did mention that she was from Eugene, but not a UO fan.

Again, Booooooooooooooooo.

Even @GrandpaSankey could see that if someone was from Eugene, they're probably a Duck fan

Doog_de_Jour · September 2018

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:
Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.
Her email hasn't been attached to the account in many months.

In retrospect, I guess I only mentioned the Oregon thing to a couple people. I could have sworn that I mentioned she was originally from Eugene.
You did mention that she was from Eugene, but not a UO fan.

Again, Booooooooooooooooo.
Even @GrandpaSankey could see that if someone was from Eugene, they're probably a Duck fan

That’s true. I know several people who relocated there for work and are definitely NOT Duck fans so that colors my assumptions.

Oh, BTW...

Boooooooooooooooooooooo.

LoneStarDawg · September 2018

I for one applaud DJ for slummin it with an uneducated duck skank

PurpleJ · September 2018

So did she make it out of the parking lot or not?

AZDuck · September 2018

PurpleJ said:
So did she make it out of the parking lot or not?

*porking lot

I think @Khaleesi goes to UO or sumthin

FireCohen · September 2018

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:
Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.
Her email hasn't been attached to the account in many months.

In retrospect, I guess I only mentioned the Oregon thing to a couple people. I could have sworn that I mentioned she was originally from Eugene.
You did mention that she was from Eugene, but not a UO fan.

Again, Booooooooooooooooo.
Even @GrandpaSankey could see that if someone was from Eugene, they're probably a Duck fan

Time to put @Doog_de_Jour in charge

PurpleThrobber · September 2018

WeakarmCobra said:

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:
Wait, @Khaleesi is an Oregon fan?!?

Booooooooooooooo.
Her email hasn't been attached to the account in many months.

In retrospect, I guess I only mentioned the Oregon thing to a couple people. I could have sworn that I mentioned she was originally from Eugene.
You did mention that she was from Eugene, but not a UO fan.

Again, Booooooooooooooooo.
Even @GrandpaSankey could see that if someone was from Eugene, they're probably a Duck fan
Time to put @Doog_de_Jour in charge

Submissive fantasies triggered.

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