DUCKFIGHTER ILLUSTRATED SPECIAL REPORT: PRAY FOR COVEY
Are we done here?
Washington beat Utah 21-7 at Utah in a game people will be talking about forever. Jake Browning was on target as usual and showed the poise and presence you want to have in a 4 year starter at quarterback
So its a win and a mere 10 years ago we didn't win any games at all so we should be happy with our middling lot in life and write big checks to the University! WOOF!
NEXT ON TAP
Veteran leader and 4 year starter Jake Browning leads our DAWGS against ASU at Midnight Eastern time so everyone will watch. Browning has natural skills at leading men and they really rally around his back up, Jim Haener.
Washington brings improved special teams play in a throwback to a golden era in kicking
ASU fans were initially skeptical of the hiring of Herm Edwards to be Devil in Chief.
Herm won them over with the annual late night desert win over Michigan State then lost them again by not winning the game against SDSU. Herm has a message for bitchfork wagon jumpers.
And a word of advice, always wear your cup around Herm.
WASHINGTON 24, ASU 10
GAMEDAY BACK IN EUGENE
Oregon football managed to stay unbeaten long enough to welcome Stanford to an alleged Pac 12 North Showdown at Autzen Arena. Duck players filled their sleeves with fat after all the cupcakes.
It's all fun and games until you have to play the game. Stanford will beat up the soft ducks and win somewhat easily say 28 to 10
Guess who isn't walking through that door anytime soon?
It isn't sad to see how far Oregon has fallen, its hilarious.
TROJANS HOST WSU FRIDAY NIGHT
It is fitting that these two teams meet on a Friday night as USC is as well coached as a high school team and WSU is a high school team. No one cares but the Cuogs should pull the upset that sends Country Legend Clay Helton down the road in his pickup with his dog.
Meanwhile back at Montlake we take a live look at how the fans are feeling knowing there are still at least 9 games for Jake Browning to play.
Thanks for Reading and a special thanks to our new overlords!
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I will never get tired of the gif of Herm tapping them in the nuts
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I can't help but feel a bit bad for Covey mainly bc his coaches sent him over the middle against NFL DB's. Little Britain never had a chance.
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Enjoyed the Olympia Stubby.
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We are however, only 2 games away from Jake not being able to redshirt.RaceBannon said:BRITAIN COVEY 1988 - 2018 RIP
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A season injury this game while you have a backup who isn't ready to play...UW_Doog_Bot said:
We are however, only 2 games away from Jake not being able to redshirt.RaceBannon said:BRITAIN COVEY 1988 - 2018 RIP
Meanwhile back at Montlake we take a live look at how the fans are feeling knowing there are still at least 9 games for Jake Browning to play.
Browning redshirts this year and starts next year
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Thanks for posting.Pitchfork51 said:
A season injury this game while you have a backup who isn't ready to play...UW_Doog_Bot said:
We are however, only 2 games away from Jake not being able to redshirt.RaceBannon said:BRITAIN COVEY 1988 - 2018 RIP
Meanwhile back at Montlake we take a live look at how the fans are feeling knowing there are still at least 9 games for Jake Browning to play.
Browning redshirts this year and starts next year
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I read it
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Feels like 2005 all over again
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That's what she said.Gilbystaint said:Enjoyed the Olympia Stubby.
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I was gonna say ... that is to date in my top 5 funny af gifs. There's only one Herm.Pitchfork51 said:I will never get tired of the gif of Herm tapping them in the nuts
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Still UUURaceBannon said:BRITAIN COVEY 1988 - 2018 RIP
Are we done here?
Washington beat Utah 21-7 at Utah in a game people will be talking about forever. Jake Browning was on target as usual and showed the poise and presence you want to have in a 4 year starter at quarterback
So its a win and a mere 10 years ago we didn't win any games at all so we should be happy with our middling lot in life and write big checks to the University! WOOF!
NEXT ON TAP
Veteran leader and 4 year starter Jake Browning leads our DAWGS against ASU at Midnight Eastern time so everyone will watch. Browning has natural skills at leading men and they really rally around his back up, Jim Haener.
Washington brings improved special teams play in a throwback to a golden era in kicking
ASU fans were initially skeptical of the hiring of Herm Edwards to be Devil in Chief.
Herm won them over with the annual late night desert win over Michigan State then lost them again by not winning the game against SDSU. Herm has a message for bitchfork wagon jumpers.
And a word of advice, always wear your cup around Herm.
WASHINGTON 24, ASU 10
GAMEDAY BACK IN EUGENE
Oregon football managed to stay unbeaten long enough to welcome Stanford to an alleged Pac 12 North Showdown at Autzen Arena. Duck players filled their sleeves with fat after all the cupcakes.
It's all fun and games until you have to play the game. Stanford will beat up the soft ducks and win somewhat easily say 28 to 10
Guess who isn't walking through that door anytime soon?
It isn't sad to see how far Oregon has fallen, its hilarious.
TROJANS HOST WSU FRIDAY NIGHT
It is fitting that these two teams meet on a Friday night as USC is as well coached as a high school team and WSU is a high school team. No one cares but the Cuogs should pull the upset that sends Country Legend Clay Helton down the road in his pickup with his dog.
Meanwhile back at Montlake we take a live look at how the fans are feeling knowing there are still at least 9 games for Jake Browning to play.
Thanks for Reading and a special thanks to our new overlords!
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UGA that year was like Washington in 2015...critical peices got experience which led to a huge run.Dennis_DeYoung said:After someone posted about how much success Eason had in the rough, tough SEC East (the little brother living off big brother’s reputation) in 2016 I thought I’d see if my impression that he was just ok bore out through SEC competition.
Meh.
Played 8 SEC games. Went 4-4. The 4 SEC wins came against teams with a combined 25-26 record.
50% completion rate. 136/271
Threw 34 times per game. Had 9 TDs in 8 games.
Number like that for a UW QB would get him killed here.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution said the best memory UGA fans have of Eason is how well he handled being benched. Ouch.
I’m not saying Eason can’t be a great college QB. He wasn’t terrible as a freshman. I’m saying he’s done little to earn the level of optimism fans have. Maybe he wins the spot next year, and maybe he performs great and heads to the NFL. But if he does it will represent a massive improvement, which would be kind of amazing after two years of not playing.
Difference being that unlike Washington playing in a powder soft conference, Georgia was playing in the SEC. Not as forgiving. And Eason has the arm strength Browning can only dream of. Is Eason a guaranteed Heisman contender? No, but he should be solid.
All that said Pete starts Haener out of OKG process spite and Eason grad transfers to WSU
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Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
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Wait, when did DDY poast something negative about Eason?GrundleStiltzkin said:
UGA that year was like Washington in 2015...critical peices got experience which led to a huge run.Dennis_DeYoung said:After someone posted about how much success Eason had in the rough, tough SEC East (the little brother living off big brother’s reputation) in 2016 I thought I’d see if my impression that he was just ok bore out through SEC competition.
Meh.
Played 8 SEC games. Went 4-4. The 4 SEC wins came against teams with a combined 25-26 record.
50% completion rate. 136/271
Threw 34 times per game. Had 9 TDs in 8 games.
Number like that for a UW QB would get him killed here.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution said the best memory UGA fans have of Eason is how well he handled being benched. Ouch.
I’m not saying Eason can’t be a great college QB. He wasn’t terrible as a freshman. I’m saying he’s done little to earn the level of optimism fans have. Maybe he wins the spot next year, and maybe he performs great and heads to the NFL. But if he does it will represent a massive improvement, which would be kind of amazing after two years of not playing.
Difference being that unlike Washington playing in a powder soft conference, Georgia was playing in the SEC. Not as forgiving. And Eason has the arm strength Browning can only dream of. Is Eason a guaranteed Heisman contender? No, but he should be solid.
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Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.TTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.
The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."
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HYGTTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
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creepycoug said:
Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.TTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.
The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."
Things have changed around Montlake. For real.
The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them
They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94
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Needs more Baileys.RaceBannon said:creepycoug said:
Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.TTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.
The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."
Things have changed around Montlake. For real.
The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them
They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94
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Needs more Baileys.RaceBannon said:creepycoug said:
Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.TTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.
The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."
Things have changed around Montlake. For real.
The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them
They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94
Why does the Chinternet not have a pic of Walter Bailey's Heisman pose?
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Too bad Race’s wife can’t say the same!!!1! ROFL XOXOX BFF BUDDY!!!Gilbystaint said:Enjoyed the Olympia Stubby.
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Talking shit after destroying someone was never frowned upon that I can recall, except for by faggots.creepycoug said:
Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.TTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.
The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."
Things have changed around Montlake. For real.
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Andre DeSaussure would also like a word.
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Is it just me or does that back judge look like he was photoshopped in there?RaceBannon said:
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The hella gay one? Yeah.HillsboroDuck said: -
did not notice that, hahahaGrundleStiltzkin said:
HYGTTJ said:Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?
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