Whatever happened to hang-time being a good thing?

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  JaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 1,980

  

  September 2018

  I don’t mind the Aussie style if it’s done right, Porter just sucked at executing

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  TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

  

  September 2018

  Race Porter isn't Australian

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  JaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 1,980

  

  September 2018

  TierbsHsotBoobs said:

  Race Porter isn't Australian

  Correct but he fills our white guy from Odea quota

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  TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749

  

  September 2018

  What red-blooded non-queer American kid doesn't know how to punt a football, for fuck sake?

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  TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749

  

  September 2018 edited September 2018

  JaWarrenJaHooker said:

  TierbsHsotBoobs said:

  Race Porter isn't Australian

  Correct but he fills our white guy from Odea quota

  Coker? WTF? You're supposed to be handling this shit.

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  Hippopeteamus Member Posts: 1,946

  

  September 2018 edited September 2018

  The only reason he was punting like that was because it was the back-up punter who probably can't punt normally very well either.
  
  Also, did everyone just forget that we had a punter who was actually decent?

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  HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

  

  September 2018

  Hippopeteamus said:

  The only reason he was punting like that was because it was the back-up punter who probably can't punt normally very well either.
  
  Also, did everyone just forget that we had a punter who was actually decent?

  He has to be hurt, right?
  
  
  
  
  RIGHT?

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  Neighbor2972 Member Posts: 4,294

  

  September 2018

  HillsboroDuck said:

  Hippopeteamus said:

  The only reason he was punting like that was because it was the back-up punter who probably can't punt normally very well either.
  
  Also, did everyone just forget that we had a punter who was actually decent?

  He has to be hurt, right?
  
  
  
  
  RIGHT?

  'Undisclosed Injury' Pete won't say shit about it or when he might come back

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  Gladstone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,417

  

  

  September 2018

  Socha Special magical offseason or bye week injury.

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  DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,983

  

  

  September 2018

  Don Borst might know

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  TTJ Member Posts: 4,795

  

  September 2018

  Browning is our best punter during Whitford’s absence. The job is much too important to make him deal with QB responsibilities too.
  
  Incidentally, in thin mountain air even Peyton Henry can reach the end zone on kickoffs.

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  GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,147

  

  September 2018

  Hippopeteamus said:

  The only reason he was punting like that was because it was the back-up punter who probably can't punt normally very well either.
  
  Also, did everyone just forget that we had a punter who was actually decent?

  But it still doesn’t make sense. Backup or not, punting is his only job, but he can’t actually punt? Who the fuck gave Race Porter a scholarship?

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  Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062

  

  

  September 2018

  TurdBuffer said:

  What red-blooded non-queer American kid doesn't know how to punt a football, for fuck sake?

  
  
  Checkmate!

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  RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,224

  

  

  September 2018

  TurdBuffer said:

  Call me old fashioned, but the punting against Utah was fucking atrocious. While accounting for the funny bounces and all that shit it seemed like none of the punts in last night's game took more than 2.5 seconds to be scooped up by the returner and shoved up UW's ass. Used to be, when I was younger, that 3.8 to 4.1 seconds was great hang-time for a punter. But today, it's all about Aussie football or rugby kickers who bounce that ball around that's supposed to be harder to field, but clearly isn't. But I don't want to be accused of bashing Aussies, so
  

  Too fake, too small, what am I evaluating her lips?, FUCK YES

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  MikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781

  

  

  September 2018

  HANG TIME FOR OBAMA AND CLINTON

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  Woof Member Posts: 769

  

  September 2018

  Whitford got hurt on the first punt of the Auburn game. He made the tackle and looked like his arm got torqued around and then his leg got stepped on by another player. Couldn't tell what actually got hurt though.

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  PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,829

  

  September 2018

  DerekJohnson said:

  Don Borst might know

  Of the Gorst Borsts?

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  chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,614

  

  

  September 2018

  Swaye said:

  TurdBuffer said:

  What red-blooded non-queer American kid doesn't know how to punt a football, for fuck sake?

  
  
  Checkmate!

  I laughed like a fucking donkey. Do it every time I see that gif, but it was just so perfect in this instance.

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  TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749

  

  September 2018

  chuck said:

  Swaye said:

  TurdBuffer said:

  What red-blooded non-queer American kid doesn't know how to punt a football, for fuck sake?

  
  
  Checkmate!

  I laughed like a fucking donkey. Do it every time I see that gif, but it was just so perfect in this instance.

  How @Swaye does this while spraying bugs under houses is simply amazing.

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