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Hey there Dawg. Welcome to the Hub. Always happy to welcome some UW fans to Salt Lake City. Heads up, the game is in Salt Lake and not Provo. Make sure you don’t go too far south, unless you want to subject your squad to some nut-punches.
Allow me to respond to your five reasons that UW will win with five reasons of my own:
1. Browning is a talented college QB, to be sure. But the secret is out and Auburn exposed it: pressure. He does not do well when pressured. Which leads me to my second point…
2. UW O-line — I seem to recall hearing that your first-round left tackle is out for the season. I never like to hear about people getting injured, but our D-Line is no joke. Look for the following names in your backfield: Anae, Penisini, Tafua, and Fotu — there might even be a Repp sighting.
3. Your defense was stout last year. I’m sure glad we don’t have to see the likes of Vita Vea or Budda Baker anymore. Respect is due here.
4. We’ve got some speed of our own. Javelin Guidry (California record-holding track star), Britain Covey (kid will juke you out of your shoes), Chase Hansen (I believe Browning is familiar with him), oh and this guy named Zack Moss (he’ll truck you and run 86 yards to the house). I’m not too worried about Dante Pettis, I mean, the 49ers could cut him and he could try and sneak back into a UW uniform. And a Google search for Chico McChikan only helped me plan out my next McDonald’s visit.
5. Rice Eccles Stadium at 8pm — Blackout game. Expect a raucous and rowdy crowd. The MUSS will be in fine-form and I anticipate some UW penalties as a result.
5a. UW not getting bailed out by 3 blocks in the back on a punt return for TD.
The Dawgs get lost in the night, Utah wins in a close one, 24-20.
Oh, and if you’re still looking for some “sodas” — stop by the tailgate lot. We’re a friendly bunch and I’m sure you could get your hands on a beverage or two. -
Utah has a #ReppCulture of their own?? #MeToo just hasn't done enough unfortunatelyPostGameOrangeSlices said:Hey there Dawg. Welcome to the Hub. Always happy to welcome some UW fans to Salt Lake City. Heads up, the game is in Salt Lake and not Provo. Make sure you don’t go too far south, unless you want to subject your squad to some nut-punches.
Allow me to respond to your five reasons that UW will win with five reasons of my own:
1. Browning is a talented college QB, to be sure. But the secret is out and Auburn exposed it: pressure. He does not do well when pressured. Which leads me to my second point…
2. UW O-line — I seem to recall hearing that your first-round left tackle is out for the season. I never like to hear about people getting injured, but our D-Line is no joke. Look for the following names in your backfield: Anae, Penisini, Tafua, and Fotu — there might even be a Repp sighting.
3. Your defense was stout last year. I’m sure glad we don’t have to see the likes of Vita Vea or Budda Baker anymore. Respect is due here.
4. We’ve got some speed of our own. Javelin Guidry (California record-holding track star), Britain Covey (kid will juke you out of your shoes), Chase Hansen (I believe Browning is familiar with him), oh and this guy named Zack Moss (he’ll truck you and run 86 yards to the house). I’m not too worried about Dante Pettis, I mean, the 49ers could cut him and he could try and sneak back into a UW uniform. And a Google search for Chico McChikan only helped me plan out my next McDonald’s visit.
5. Rice Eccles Stadium at 8pm — Blackout game. Expect a raucous and rowdy crowd. The MUSS will be in fine-form and I anticipate some UW penalties as a result.
5a. UW not getting bailed out by 3 blocks in the back on a punt return for TD.
The Dawgs get lost in the night, Utah wins in a close one, 24-20.
Oh, and if you’re still looking for some “sodas” — stop by the tailgate lot. We’re a friendly bunch and I’m sure you could get your hands on a beverage or two. -
I’m not sure if he is serious or a troll. I think it’s the soda reference. Maybe I’m dumb.
I think it’s an ugly, ugly defensive game. Two teams with offensive issues, poor OL’s, and great defenses.
I think Jake “the Rainbow” Heaps…I mean Browning tosses a couple of INT’s.
This game will come down to TO’s and QB play. Huntley will play better as Utah switches their defense to a zone scheme to take away those patented Jake Heaps…I mean Browning rainbows deep.
Mishwishnowshki and Gay are the difference. 24-17 Utah.
I feel bad for Washington fans. If they had a mediocre QB they’d won a national title two years ago and would be favorites again this year. -
I plagiarized your shit fuckko and poasted it to the Utah State boardes.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Lets see if 5 reasons catches any fish
https://www.utehub.com/
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"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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Someone please poast to Miami
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This guy a Colorado fan too?UW_Doog_Bot said:
I plagiarized your shit fuckko and poasted it to the Utah State boardes.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Lets see if 5 reasons catches any fish
https://www.utehub.com/
USUfans.comOur o-line under coach Harley-Davidson is just nothing but pure American muscle, ain’t nothing that can beat our hawgs in the trenches. You might wish you still had a Kawasaki to ride away from the field by the end of the day. Kiffin will lead us to a blowout, 48-3 -
Turned the tables on them.PostGameOrangeSlices said:"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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I need some other classic lines of poasters who have come here and then been outraged to find we are a bunch of un-serious buttfucks.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Turned the tables on them.PostGameOrangeSlices said:"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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You’re the worst kind of Husky fanUW_Doog_Bot said:
I need some other classic lines of poasters who have come here and then been outraged to find we are a bunch of un-serious buttfucks.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Turned the tables on them.PostGameOrangeSlices said:"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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Got a live one.HillsboroDuck said:
You’re the worst kind of Husky fanUW_Doog_Bot said:
I need some other classic lines of poasters who have come here and then been outraged to find we are a bunch of un-serious buttfucks.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Turned the tables on them.PostGameOrangeSlices said:"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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Paging LeatherEnemaUteUW_Doog_Bot said:
Got a live one.HillsboroDuck said:
You’re the worst kind of Husky fanUW_Doog_Bot said:
I need some other classic lines of poasters who have come here and then been outraged to find we are a bunch of un-serious buttfucks.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Turned the tables on them.PostGameOrangeSlices said:"It would be nice to have a real deal husky fan chime in rather than some troll."
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So these guys at USU actually seem pretty fun and had a good time with the troll. Do I drop the HH link and let them in on the joke or is that verboten?
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Never invite anyone here. They always turn out to be faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:So these guys at USU actually seem pretty fun and had a good time with the troll. Do I drop the HH link and let them in on the joke or is that verboten?
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and????AZDuck said:
Never invite anyone here. They always turn out to be faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:So these guys at USU actually seem pretty fun and had a good time with the troll. Do I drop the HH link and let them in on the joke or is that verboten?
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okg'sAZDuck said:
Never invite anyone here. They always turn out to be faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:So these guys at USU actually seem pretty fun and had a good time with the troll. Do I drop the HH link and let them in on the joke or is that verboten?
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well, there's faggotz and then there's faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:
and????AZDuck said:
Never invite anyone here. They always turn out to be faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:So these guys at USU actually seem pretty fun and had a good time with the troll. Do I drop the HH link and let them in on the joke or is that verboten?
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Close the fucking gates.AZDuck said:
well, there's faggotz and then there's faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:
and????AZDuck said:
Never invite anyone here. They always turn out to be faggotzUW_Doog_Bot said:So these guys at USU actually seem pretty fun and had a good time with the troll. Do I drop the HH link and let them in on the joke or is that verboten?
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