Cash Grab Update 8/30/18
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Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?
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as long as no actual penetration is shownAZDuck said:Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?
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That dude's hair could be our? kicker.BennyBeaver said:Idea for DJ to raise some funds.
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What's the wan?AZDuck said:Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?
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poasting on my phone, snorting coke off a hooker's ass, etc. etc. etc.DerekJohnson said:
What's the wan?AZDuck said:Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?
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All donations are sacred.
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So, those of an age understand the idea of "layaway". I did that at Kmart and Yard Birds in Chehalis for my first stereo in my bad ass 67 'Stang. I donated but I think I'll set up a reminder of donating at the first of the month. This should get me in the wigwam by June of next year.
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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
It’s the 1st of the moooonth...
To get up! Get up! Get up!
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The "giving" this weekend has been less than stellar. Like none. You fucks. Stop blowing your money on faggy hipster pale ale's and dark roast coffee and give it to Derek so he can die from an overdose. Priorities you assholes.
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Done
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What do you consider small?Swaye said:Hello faggots!
So, a few small donations but nothing worth updating the tote board over. I know there are still a few of you who plan to donate later in the month. For those that don't intend to donate, please consider it. -
You sound poorDoogCourics said:
1) I never said I didn't have money. I said that I was slowly siphoning away from my wife's eyes, which was made more difficult by doctor's visits. Hiding spending habits is a lot different than being a pour.AZDuck said:
Why the fuck are you giving Kim, Fatters and Ektard money? Especially if you don’t have it.DoogCourics said:
Alright comrades, I have completed my mission. It was not easy, as this spy learned late last month that he has a heart condition and has needed to see a handful of specialists. To fund a medical campaign in stride with a College and TBSing obsession campaign, you must be tactful.DoogCourics said:
Also takes some time to slowly siphon money out of your checking account to PayPal in small enough amounts that your wife won't notice.YellowSnow said:Jeezus fellas, takes some of us a few days to round up some unmarked bills to drop in the mail.
Be patient my supreme dictator and generals.
All said, Swaye's WigWam blood money has been transferred in $0.81 increments from checking to PayPal. The Female Sovereign did not notice and I have successfully processed it to the homeland. Stalin, it is already in your coffers.
DoogCourics is now a paying member of HH, DM, and Roof. And to this point the Female Sovereign has not found me out and beheaded me. This is lucky, I too married above my station @YellowSnow . I guess it's time to pony up for the Athletic. At least that's legitimate journalism.
Why are fucktards enabling this behavior?
O Absalom! Absalom!
2) I'm finishing out my year long subscription that I made prior to finding HH. I found HH due to Doogman deleting my fucking poasts. Plus I feed their drivel (as well as Huffman, Biggins, and Angulo) to the the degenerates here for which I am greatly appreciated. Plus I stalk other team's boreds to get inside info and watch meltdowns.
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Why do I get the feeling that you’ve asked this question before?MikeDamone said:
What do you consider small?Swaye said:Hello faggots!
So, a few small donations but nothing worth updating the tote board over. I know there are still a few of you who plan to donate later in the month. For those that don't intend to donate, please consider it. -
Let's see if the Wig holds a candle to "chat"
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I think I have a shitload of Nazi, Soviet and Iraqi coins somewhere... I know being a copycat is lame but it would feel so right
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I still have a bunch of fucking pesos in a drawer around here somewhere that Weiser paid off an Apple Cup bet with.
At the time it was way more than he owed on the bet, but I just figured Coog/maff.
That dude cracked me up. Too bad he was a faggot cooger.
Yeah, yeah................cool story, bro.
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AZDuck said:
I think I have a shitload of Nazi, Soviet and Iraqi coins somewhere... I know being a copycat is lame but it would feel so right
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It's pretty much just what you expected. Pictures of tits.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Let's see if the Wig holds a candle to "chat"
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Excellent job the last couple of days losers. I don't want to spoil the number of where we are at, but hopefully the Graphics Department will come through with some MSPaint magic today and you can see all that we have achieved together.
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I'm very grateful for the support shown to the site. Thanks to everyone who has donated.Swaye said:Excellent job the last couple of days losers. I don't want to spoil the number of where we are at, but hopefully the Graphics Department will come through with some MSPaint magic today and you can see all that we have achieved together.
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Im back! Only had to dodge a barrel rolling commuter plane this weekend.Swaye said:Excellent job the last couple of days losers. I don't want to spoil the number of where we are at, but hopefully the Graphics Department will come through with some MSPaint magic today and you can see all that we have achieved together.
@UW_Doog_Bot
Let me take the autopilot off and fire up the old Caleco and I'll whip up some fire funding graphics.
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Free Pub!!! 5.7" of Yella Thunder.UW_Doog_Bot said:
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As you can see, we have finally hit the @YellowSnow prodigious member marker. 5.7K
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Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?Swaye said:Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.DerekJohnson said:
Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?Swaye said:Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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To paraphrase a South King County real estate mogul, You've got sell the sizzle, not the AIDS!Swaye said:
Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.DerekJohnson said:
Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?Swaye said:Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Well I will tell you beforehand you won't get AIDS, but when you are all fucked up on ludes and mescaline and raw dog the hooker you won't be thinking clearly. It'll be fine Derek. Just fine. Don't worry.DerekJohnson said:
To paraphrase a South King County real estate mogul, You've got sell the sizzle, not the AIDS!Swaye said:
Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.DerekJohnson said:
Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?Swaye said:Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
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Swaye said:
Well I will tell you beforehand you won't get AIDS, but when you are all fucked up on ludes and mescaline and raw dog the hooker you won't be thinking clearly. It'll be fine Derek. Just fine. Don't worry.DerekJohnson said:
To paraphrase a South King County real estate mogul, You've got sell the sizzle, not the AIDS!Swaye said:
Well, that's the natural follow on to the weekend in Vegas. Kind of a 2+2=4 thing.DerekJohnson said:
Uhh, we've gone from a lost weekend in Vegas, to simply getting a fatal drug addiction and/or AIDS?Swaye said:Just because Derek is finally not in debt for this shithole, don't think that means the giving season is over. You still have two more weeks to inch (lulz) that total up to Congolese @Rapeculturedawg levels of Doog Boner, and ensure Derek gets a drug addiction that will surely kill him. Or AIDS. Or both.
