Cash Grab Update 8/30/18
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It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.IPukeOregonGrellow said:
I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.PurpleJ said:If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?
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I'lll put the gas station chinterns on it this morning.Swaye said:
It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.IPukeOregonGrellow said:
I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.PurpleJ said:If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?
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Pump My Graphics Duck!IPukeOregonGrellow said:
I'lll put the gas station chinterns on it this morning.Swaye said:
It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.IPukeOregonGrellow said:
I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.PurpleJ said:If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?
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I gave the chinterns some meth and orders to draw nachos. We'll see how this plays out.Swaye said:
Pump My Graphics Duck!IPukeOregonGrellow said:
I'lll put the gas station chinterns on it this morning.Swaye said:
It'd probably cost our graphics department 100 bucks to make it. Quality work like below doesn't come cheap.IPukeOregonGrellow said:
I'd be willing to send in another dollar to get a Mr 81% badge.PurpleJ said:If I donate $69, can I have a GRONK! badge?
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Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?
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Swaye said:
720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?
Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.
It's Hard.WeakarmCobra said:Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?
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All right you wretched swine. Weekend tallies are in, and we just cracked $4,300 bucks, or 4.3" (shout out to @RoadDawg55 ), which means we have met the bare minimum to keep the Pirate Ship Afloat. Good job losers. But, don't stop there! By paying about a grand or so more we can not only pay Derek back for the out of pocket expenses he has incurred to bring us this shithole dreamland, but also maybe afford an upgrade or two. Probably no on the upgrades actually, but just give more so we can think about upgrades.
Your patronage is duly noted and appreciated, and I hate every single one of you that doesn't give. Who can't afford 25 bucks a year? Fucking poor losers faggots that's who. Don't be a poor loser faggot. -
Swaye cocaine is one expensive habit, but I still gave. So fuck all the rent free losersSwaye said:All right you wretched swine. Weekend tallies are in, and we just cracked $4,300 bucks, or 4.3" (shout out to @RoadDawg55 ), which means we have met the bare minimum to keep the Pirate Ship Afloat. Good job losers. But, don't stop there! By paying about a grand or so more we can not only pay Derek back for the out of pocket expenses he has incurred to bring us this shithole dreamland, but also maybe afford an upgrade or two. Probably no on the upgrades actually, but just give more so we can think about upgrades.
Your patronage is duly noted and appreciated, and I hate every single one of you that doesn't give. Who can't afford 25 bucks a year? Fucking poor losers faggots that's who. Don't be a poor loser faggot. -
Leters and numbers are hardUW_Doog_Bot said:Swaye said:
720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?
Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.
It's Hard.WeakarmCobra said:Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?
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WeakarmCobra said:
Swaye cocaine is one expensive habit, but I still gave. So fuck all the rent free losersSwaye said:All right you wretched swine. Weekend tallies are in, and we just cracked $4,300 bucks, or 4.3" (shout out to @RoadDawg55 ), which means we have met the bare minimum to keep the Pirate Ship Afloat. Good job losers. But, don't stop there! By paying about a grand or so more we can not only pay Derek back for the out of pocket expenses he has incurred to bring us this shithole dreamland, but also maybe afford an upgrade or two. Probably no on the upgrades actually, but just give more so we can think about upgrades.
Your patronage is duly noted and appreciated, and I hate every single one of you that doesn't give. Who can't afford 25 bucks a year? Fucking poor losers faggots that's who. Don't be a poor loser faggot.
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Be sure to by a book for one of your two dads!WeakarmCobra said:
Leters and numbers are hardUW_Doog_Bot said:Swaye said:
720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?
Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.
It's Hard.WeakarmCobra said:Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?
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Naw fuck em, telling me I need to move out and find a job. Who do they think they are?UW_Doog_Bot said:
Be sure to by a book for one of your two dads!WeakarmCobra said:
Leters and numbers are hardUW_Doog_Bot said:Swaye said:
720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?
Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.
It's Hard.WeakarmCobra said:Wait it cost 7k to run this hell hole?
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Just stole some money from the tribal casino in Whoregon LOL so thier loss is the boreds gain,
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I have mixed feelings.section8 said:Just stole some money from the tribal casino in Whoregon LOL so thier loss is the boreds gain,
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I choose life.
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Free Pub! for @Thebourbinator even though he hasn't donated yet. I assume the fifth is in the mail.SpiritHorse said:I choose life.
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So, read it and weep fucktards. $4600 bucks as of this morning.
We just passed @backthepack 's very average dong, stopped off at @DoogCourics ever so slightly above average dong, and are rocketing toward an epic sword fight between @dnc and yours truly firmly (lulz) ensconced in the 5" plus club of RUFF RIDERS.
Just a little past that and Derek no longer has to play hide the weenie at $10 dollar glory holes on Capitol Hill. -
#FreeHarv and the re-up for full Wam is done. Tick...tick...tick...
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Swaye said:
So, read it and weep fucktards. $4600 bucks as of this morning.
We just passed @backthepack 's very average dong, stopped off at @DoogCourics ever so slightly above average dong, and are rocketing toward an epic sword fight between @dnc and yours truly firmly (lulz) ensconced in the 5" plus club of RUFF RIDERS.
Just a little past that and Derek no longer jerk off punks for $15 a man under the Fremont Bridge. -
If we like our $15 handjobs, can we keep them?GrundleStiltzkin said:Swaye said:So, read it and weep fucktards. $4600 bucks as of this morning.
We just passed @backthepack 's very average dong, stopped off at @DoogCourics ever so slightly above average dong, and are rocketing toward an epic sword fight between @dnc and yours truly firmly (lulz) ensconced in the 5" plus club of RUFF RIDERS.
Just a little past that and Derek no longer jerk off punks for $15 a man under the Fremont Bridge. -
DisagreeSwaye said:So, read it and weep fucktards. $4600 bucks as of this morning.
We just passed @backthepack 's very average dong, stopped off at @DoogCourics ever so slightly above average dong, and are rocketing toward an epic sword fight between @dnc and yours truly firmly (lulz) ensconced in the 5" plus club of RUFF RIDERS.
Just a little past that and Derek no longer has to play hide the weenie at $10 dollar glory holes on Capitol Hill.
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Got it just right, extra medium.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Free Pub! for @Thebourbinator even though he hasn't donated yet. I assume the fifth is in the mail.SpiritHorse said:I choose life.
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This is the most accurate Free Pub!!!! I’ve ever seen in my life.Swaye said:So, read it and weep fucktards. $4600 bucks as of this morning.
We just passed @backthepack 's very average dong, stopped off at @DoogCourics ever so slightly above average dong, and are rocketing toward an epic sword fight between @dnc and yours truly firmly (lulz) ensconced in the 5" plus club of RUFF RIDERS.
Just a little past that and Derek no longer has to play hide the weenie at $10 dollar glory holes on Capitol Hill. -
