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Why is it always my favorite recruit in the class?

dnc
dnc Member Posts: 56,839
Travis Spring - sells the life couch
Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






*okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

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  • Passion
    Passion Member Posts: 4,622
    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    You forgot blue chip OL Nathan Rhodes.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Passion said:

    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    You forgot blue chip OL Nathan Rhodes.
    Brian Kelly disagrees
  • Hippopeteamus
    Hippopeteamus Member Posts: 1,958
    edited August 2018

    I hate caring about this shit as much as I do.

    It doesn't really matter even. If your program hinges on one player to be good, you are not very good. Doesn't mean it should happen or it doesn't suck.
  • BaldwinIV
    BaldwinIV Member Posts: 797

    I hate caring about this shit as much as I do.

    It's painful as fuck. Goddamnit.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    On the bright side. Most of those guys amounted to nothing.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Because you’re a pedo
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Didn’t Travis Spring get a band aid stuck in his nose? Or did I dream that?
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,319 Founders Club
    dtd said:

    I had no idea that Marlon T flipped to USC. I've been brooding about him going to UW for more than 2 fucking years.

    Ivan got a hold of him and Marlon fucked up his back.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    DeepSeaZ said:

    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    On the bright side. Most of those guys amounted to nothing.
    Of the 9 names 5 never played a snap of college football including my boy Nathan Rhodes who some can't read and see is on the list, one is Jason Shelley who flashed greatness before flashing other things, one is Daeshon Hall, one let Ivan get ahold of him and one is Brandon Kaho.

  • Edwin_Bambino
    Edwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,944
    dnc said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    On the bright side. Most of those guys amounted to nothing.
    Of the 9 names 5 never played a snap of college football including my boy Nathan Rhodes who some can't read and see is on the list, one is Jason Shelley who flashed greatness before flashing other things, one is Daeshon Hall, one let Ivan get ahold of him and one is Brandon Kaho.

    I don’t know if your whooshing or not but Daeshon Hall has a pretty solid college career and was drafted in the 3rd round. Currently on the active roster of the Panthers.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839


    dnc said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    On the bright side. Most of those guys amounted to nothing.
    Of the 9 names 5 never played a snap of college football including my boy Nathan Rhodes who some can't read and see is on the list, one is Jason Shelley who flashed greatness before flashing other things, one is Daeshon Hall, one let Ivan get ahold of him and one is Brandon Kaho.

    I don’t know if your whooshing or not but Daeshon Hall has a pretty solid college career and was drafted in the 3rd round. Currently on the active roster of the Panthers.
    Hall was awesome.

    Just not for UW.

    I wasn't implying otherwise.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    Doug Wrenn did come back to Seattle after college but didn't make many positive contributions there either.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Can Dick Neuton Kyler Manu be your new favorite player?

  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072
    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    Weird - I had you pegged as more of a yankoff guy.

    That's what @swaye told me anyhow.

  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    Weird - I had you pegged as more of a yankoff guy.

    That's what @swaye told me anyhow.

    Worthless without Pumpy.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    Weird - I had you pegged as more of a yankoff guy.

    That's what @swaye told me anyhow.

    They were 1a/1b for me, my two personal five star recruits
  • BaldwinIV
    BaldwinIV Member Posts: 797
    i was sure lorenzo booker was coming :(
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    dnc said:

    Travis Spring - sells the life couch
    Jason Shelley - partakes in Autzen porking lot rapes
    Jayson Bass - chooses baseball
    Doug Wrenn - fails out so he can to to prep school then UConn
    Grady Sizemore - chooses baseball (fuck @Meek!)*
    Matt Tui - chooses baseball (fuck the M's!)
    Nathan Rhodes - injuries back
    Daeshon Hall - decommits on signing day
    Marlon Tuipolutu - decommits just before signing day
    Brandon Kaho - refuses to enroll

    Fuck I gotta quit falling for teen bois.






    *okay he wasn't actually my favorite recruit in that class, but still

    Do you realize the good you could’ve done us if your taste was more for try-hards or Dick Newton types?

    Straight up fuck you you negligent piece of shit.