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IN THIS CORNER, MICHAEL COHEN, FORMER KEEPER OF TRUMP'S SECRETS:
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IN THE OTHER CORNER, DONALD J. TRUMP, WHILE BEING FELLATED BY OBK OR PERHAPS AN 8/10 PORN STAR:
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ME, A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST WHO DOESN'T YET KNOW HE IS A NAZI: