'Mellennial Night' at the Park


http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/07/19/millennials-outraged-after-baseball-team-advertises-millennial-night-with-avocados-participation-ribbons-and-napping-stations.html
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I dont think safe spaces or avocado toast came out until I was like 2 years out of college. And I'm smack dab in the middle of the millennial generation. FAKE NEWS
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I think every baseball stadium should have napping stations for obvious reasons
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Millennial AKA Decadent Baby Boomer Hatch lings
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i think this is great. the fact its national news shows where our society is off track
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Do the millenials need to be accompanied by their helicopter parent or just use their mommy’s debit card?
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You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.
And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?
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They forgot vaping.
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Sounds like some of you are outraged about the outrage.
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Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.dflea said:You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.
And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?
I make fun of people paying $11 for avocado toast.
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Why not just mash it up and throw it wijt some meat and cheese in a tortilla instead. With hot sauce on it.
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Avocado spread on toast with sriacha and egg is godlike.
The most millennial thing ever is to get offended by something like this. Fucking embarassing. -
When you go out to an expensive, trendy breakfast the avacado toast is usually one of the cheapest menu items. Millennials are trying to be thrifty by foregoing the $22 crab bistro benedict for the $11 avacado toast.PurpleThrobber said:
Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.dflea said:You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.
And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?
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People forget that most of the people that they think are Millenials are actually Generation Z.
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They all look alike to me.salemcoog said:People forget that most of the people that they think are Millenials are actually Generation Z.
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YRYKsalemcoog said:People forget that most of the people that they think are Millenials are actually Generation Z.
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Simple breakfasts are better. Eggs, hash browns, bacon, toast are all fucking delicious and not complicated. If there is one meal that is better cheaper it is breakfast. An occasional steak and eggs or salmon eggs benedict is nice but I like my avocado toast or oatmeal.RedRocket said:
When you go out to an expensive, trendy breakfast the avacado toast is usually one of the cheapest menu items. Millennials are trying to be thrifty by foregoing the $22 crab bistro benedict for the $11 avacado toast.PurpleThrobber said:
Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.dflea said:You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.
And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?
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CuntWaffle said:
Simple breakfasts are better. Eggs, hash browns, bacon, toast are all fucking delicious and not complicated. If there is one meal that is better cheaper it is breakfast. An occasional steak and eggs or salmon eggs benedict is nice but I like my avocado toast or oatmeal.RedRocket said:
When you go out to an expensive, trendy breakfast the avacado toast is usually one of the cheapest menu items. Millennials are trying to be thrifty by foregoing the $22 crab bistro benedict for the $11 avacado toast.PurpleThrobber said:
Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.dflea said:You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.
And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?
I make fun of people paying $11 for avocado toast.
Dat's right, bitches. @CuntWaffle House knows what he's talkin' 'bout.
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Millennial is just code for young person nowadays.
18 year old motherfuckers were not even born yet for the millennium.
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Ha-HA ha-HA!Pitchfork51 said:Millennial is just code for young person nowadays.
18 year old motherfuckers were not even born yet for the millennium.
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Disagree. This shows we have no real problems to deal with so shit like this and that someone in the country somewhere said ni**ger makes national news.DerekJohnson said:i think this is great. the fact its national news shows where our society is off track
Some would say that someone saying that proves we are a racist society. I say that it’s national news suggests the opposite. -
As an isolated incident I would agree. But there have been countless stories like this. Maybe everyone having a video camera in their pocket is exposing what was always there. Or maybe it’s just worse now than in recent years. There have been more white supremacy rallies in the last 2 years than I can recall from the previous decade+. Maybe it’s the last gasp of a dying ideology. At least that’s the hope.MikeDamone said:
Disagree. This shows we have no real problems to deal with so shit like this and that someone in the country somewhere said ni**ger makes national news.DerekJohnson said:i think this is great. the fact its national news shows where our society is off track
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Wake me up when this thread is over!
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MikeDamone said:
Disagree. This shows we have no real problems to deal with so shit like this and that someone in the country somewhere said ni**ger makes national news.DerekJohnson said:i think this is great. the fact its national news shows where our society is off track
Some would say that someone saying that proves we are a racist society. I say that it’s national news suggests the opposite.
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