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Keys to beating Auburn

Bench browning as soon as he:
-has a pouty bitch face expression at ANY fuckin point in the game
-looks down while fag trotting off the field on 3rd down
-runs 20 yards behind the los like he’s Russell Wilson
-scrambles east/west
-goes through 67 reads without getting rid of the fuckin ball
-audibles any run to a pass
-throws a 9 route 5 seconds after the snap. This isn’t flyers up you fag!
-throws a pass

Gaskin 20+ touches
Ahmed/Chico 20+ touches

And for the love of all things holy bench bbk. Makes the defense look JV soft. It’s an abomination! Fucker should be competing for playing time at Eastern Washington


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  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904

    Bench browning as soon as he:
    -has a pouty bitch face expression at ANY fuckin point in the game
    -looks down while fag trotting off the field on 3rd down
    -runs 20 yards behind the los like he’s Russell Wilson
    -scrambles east/west
    -goes through 67 reads without getting rid of the fuckin ball
    -audibles any run to a pass
    -throws a 9 route 5 seconds after the snap. This isn’t flyers up you fag!
    -throws a pass

    Gaskin 20+ touches
    Ahmed/Chico 20+ touches

    And for the love of all things holy bench bbk. Makes the defense look JV soft. It’s an abomination! Fucker should be competing for playing time at Eastern Washington


    True... the fact is that both times the Huskees played Eastern, their quarterback was either superior or about even
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fuck all their hottie ladies. There will be a lot of them. Friendly girls. Southern hospitality is for real.
  • HarbaughKhakis
    HarbaughKhakis Member Posts: 104
    I actually love Browning. Guy works so hard...to suck. I say this shit cuz I know he reads
  • JaWarrenJaHooker
    JaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 2,122
    If we(?) score more points I think we(?) win
  • HUSKYFANATIC
    HUSKYFANATIC Member Posts: 1,651

    If we(?) score more points I think we(?) win

    Fucking genius. Best poast of the year
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Browning has to have a monster day. If Bama, Clemson, and Georgia couldn't run on them enough to matter, well...

    Stidham isn't great under pressure. Clemson and LSU got to him enough that he couldn't set his feat to make plays down the field.

    Basically you need to play like a top 2 team in the SEC or ACC. Good luck with that. I hope you beat them.
  • justthrowitinthebag
    justthrowitinthebag Member Posts: 150
    Mosster47 said:

    Browning has to have a monster day. If Bama, Clemson, and Georgia couldn't run on them enough to matter, well...

    Stidham isn't great under pressure. Clemson and LSU got to him enough that he couldn't set his feat to make plays down the field.

    Basically you need to play like a top 2 team in the SEC or ACC. Good luck with that. I hope you beat them.

    Don't worry, Ryan Bowman is on the case!
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    What's the deal with all the hatin on my boy Jake? He's one of the greatest ever Husky QBs. I don't get the negativity towards him. He has won a conference title, taken us to our first ever playoff game, never lost to WSU, and beat Oregon twice. He also puts up big numbers and is an accurate thrower.

    By the way, I think Auburn is in for quite a surprise tomorrow at the Fiesta. He's one young man that even a Sandusky defense couldn't touch! hahaha

    GO DAWGS!
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    I’m just hoping for a good clean game with no injuries.
  • JECAR
    JECAR Member Posts: 589
    TTJ said:

    Keys to beating Auburn:
    Adams
    Watty
    Harris
    Bain
    McGary

    What about Center?
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    Fuck benching - if he audibles from run to pass he should be shot on his way off the field.