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What's that DNC have to say about my Episcopals now?
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SnowPisser, bars are not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Bars conducts sermons by Swaye in every conversation... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.YellowSnow said:
So an atheist, and gay injun and a gay preacher walk into a bar...Swaye said:
Let's keep this about you, not me.dnc said:
Did hit on a somewhat cute waitress named Crystal. Mid to late 20’s, kind of snaggled teeth but nice body, just had the first formation starting of a muffin top, but still had a nice thick ass and some good size D’s. She was going off shift at 6 so I made sure to chat her up hard and mention the quarter pound of cocaine I had hidden in the Jeep. That perked her right up. Grabbed some Jack in the Box for the both of us, because I am classy, and checked into a shithole hotel. Threw a burger down her throat, let her do a couple lines, and then she tells me she isn’t going to fuck the first night she meets me?!?!?!?! WTF bitch I splurged for a goddamn COMBO meal and some free snow. Anyway, she offered a blowie and I took it. Not bad, though the mangled teeth did scare me a bit. Punted her ass out promptly after giving her some Indian inspired hair gel and tried to go to bed but cocaine. Watched NCIS reruns until I could finally fall asleep after midnight. America Adventure momentum building.Swaye said:
Spot a cute little hard body with her friends pounding drinks at the Sports Book bar. I figure if she’s drunk my chances increase exponentially so I move in. Named Jessie. 25. From LA. Drove up with old friends from college to spend the weekend in Vegas. Dark hair, smallish tits but a total looker and an ass you could crack eggs on. Chat her up and pour back drinks for an hour or so and then invite her for a milkshake at Holsteins. After shakes we wander to a slot machine and I put in a 20, lose a few pulls and then hit a 400-dollar jackpot. American Adventure momentum is pegged. Ask her if she wants to go with me to get a tattoo. Cook this shit. It’s on. Blow the entire 400 I just won on a tattoo at Vegas Ink. Take her back to the room around midnight and blow the back out of it. Sexy as fuck. Fuck off no pics. The phone is still in Utah somewhere. Slept with her the rest of the night, got breakfast with her in the morning, and then pulled chocks to head home.
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
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HE CAN'T QUIT ME!!!!YellowSnow said:Well, we know @Swaye was frequenting the bars out in the Rockies...
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RICH BITCHYellowSnow said:
My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!dnc said:I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.
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Die Antwoord always gets a chin.DuckHHunterisafag said:
RICH BITCHYellowSnow said:
My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!dnc said:I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.
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Asians are very good with money. Buddha don't care.Swaye said:Buddhist folks don't try to make money. Baptists do. Buddhists still have more money than Baptists. That's funny.
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So that wasn’t an SNL skit???GrundleStiltzkin said:
Die Antwoord always gets a chin.DuckHHunterisafag said:
RICH BITCHYellowSnow said:
My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!dnc said:I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.
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Abundancesalemcoog said:
So that wasn’t an SNL skit???GrundleStiltzkin said:
Die Antwoord always gets a chin.DuckHHunterisafag said:
RICH BITCHYellowSnow said:
My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!dnc said:I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.
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The rich Episcopalians must exclude the poor black AME's.
Which moves the beautiful and intelligent Presbyterians into the top spot. -
i dont know what an episcopal is
sounds like some type of medical procedure involving an anus
