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Hey Coach Pete, how'd that big Summer recruiting weekend go?

"Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."

It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

Comments

  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169
    I thought all of you on the bleach drinking bandwagon were a little premature, but I just poured a pint. I’m legitimately concerned at this point. If Nick Saban, who can basically pick whoever the fuck he wants, is offering kids in your state that you haven’t offered yet, you’re fucking the dwag. I get the “make a UW offer mean something” shtick, but come the fuck on, Pete.
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited June 2018
    dnc said:

    "Oh you know, Kennedy Lewis told us to fuck off and committed to TCU a couple of days prior to his official visit. We even told him and his parents we already paid for their flight tickets and they didn't give a fuck and still told us to fuck off. We told Josh Delgado and Mycah Pittman to fuck off in favor of Lewis so we got left holding our dicks and now our only hope is Joe Ngata who's in love with Clemson. Then the best out-of-state RB we've ever had a chance at signing told us to fuck off in favor of Ann Arbor, Michigan and douche bag Harbaugh. Oh and to top it all off we got zero commitments from our BIG recruiting weekend. That about sums it up."

    It's been real guys. Gonna go drink some bleach now.

    The fuck???
























    STOp
    I meant it if I was speaking from Coach Pete's perspective. Therefore, the best out-of-state RB he's ever had a realistic chance to sign at UW and a kid I think will be a game changer in college.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited June 2018

    In fairness, Bama hasn’t offered anyone in state that we haven’t yet.

    maybe Tosh trusts the coaches
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    edited June 2018
    Tequilla said:

    All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

    Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

    POD Spoiler. Buy Enzyte. Buy it all.
  • Ballz
    Ballz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited June 2018
    Tequilla said:

    All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

    Until the class is finished fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

    When this class is finished KB will still suck at recruiting soo...
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Can't decide which bored is moar entertaining right now, this one or the Florida 247 TBS bored...

    https://247sports.com/college/florida/Board/14/Contents/Mycah-Pittman-has-made-up-his-mind-119324276/
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    PurpleJ said:

    I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

    At least it will be in color.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    PurpleJ said:

    I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

    Me too!
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    I thought all of you on the bleach drinking bandwagon were a little premature, but I just poured a pint. I’m legitimately concerned at this point. If Nick Saban, who can basically pick whoever the fuck he wants, is offering kids in your state that you haven’t offered yet, you’re fucking the dwag. I get the “make a UW offer mean something” shtick, but come the fuck on, Pete.

    This was the Helfrich strategy. It's a bold strategy Cotton
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    PurpleJ said:

    I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

    Signing 0 players gives us a better a shot at not signing a bunch of shitty players so I AGREE
  • Rubberfist
    Rubberfist Member Posts: 1,373

    PurpleJ said:

    I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

    Signing 0 players gives us a better a shot at not signing a bunch of shitty players so I AGREE
    It will also allow the coaches to focus on what’s really important......next year’s class, which should be special.
  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414

    PurpleJ said:

    I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

    Me too!
    Romar pulled that off a few years back it was the exact opposite of glorious.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    DawgFader said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I hope we sign ZERO players this year and everyone that posts on the recruiting bored dies in a mass suicide at the signing day party while being sodomized by Kim's 2 inches of fury.

    Me too!
    Romar pulled that off a few years back it was the exact opposite of glorious.
    And kept his job like four more years
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    All you fucking pencil dick whining in your fucking Dad’s basement need to take a walk for perspective, then go to a bar, get drunk, and beer goggle some some heffer bitch back to your Dad’s basement only to have her squish your nut sack and finish by twist tearing you flaccid dicks sideways for the rest of your lives.

    Until the class is finished has played actual college football fucking LIPO ... most of you miserable pathetic fucks would never be happy until we signs 50 person class ... which is sorta against the rules in place

  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    seems like the ball is being dropped in every manner possible
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,169

    In fairness, Bama hasn’t offered anyone in state that we haven’t yet.

    Yeah, but still.