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Apocalypse Now Favorite Line

Apocalypse Now Favorite Line 18 votes

You don't judge the colonel
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ApostleofGrief 1 vote
Saigon, shit, I'm still lonely in Saigon
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Terminate with extreme prejudice
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Kurtz got off the boat -- split from the whole fucking program.
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GrundleStiltzkin 1 vote
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
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RaceBannonbiak1HuskyInAZDoog_de_Jour 4 votes
You're in the asshole of the world, captain
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He likes you because you're still alive
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They were going to make me a major for this and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore
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DerekJohnson 1 vote
How come all you guys sit on your helmets? -- so we don't get our balls blown off
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FireCohen 1 vote
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ThomasFremontRoadDawg55AZDuckGladstonechuckPurpleThrobberPitchfork51YellowSnowEl_KUW_Doog_Bot 10 votes
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
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    Like its even an option

    Charlie don't surf

    You could do a pole based on the surfing related quotes alone.

    This film is The Godfather of war films in terms of great quotes. Full Metal Jacket is a ways behind.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

    The message played from the choppers about the stolen surf board... "It was a good board. You know how hard it is to find a board you like." The gross misallocation of military resources made me laugh.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
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    PurpleJ said:

    "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

    The message played from the choppers about the stolen surf board... "It was a good board. You know how hard it is to find a board you like." The gross misallocation of military resources made me laugh.

    The scene with the choppers looking for the missing board is only in the uncut, redux version which is like 4 hrs long.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
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    They lined us all up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib -magnificent meat, beautifully marbled.. Then they started throwing it in these big cauldrons, all of it -- boiling. I looked in, an' it was turning gray.


  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    You either surf or you fight.

    Charlie don't surf
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
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    Either:

    "Someday this war is gonna end" (in a deep, mournful tone)

    Or

    "Charlie don't surf"


    Either way Robert Duvall owns that movie and I say so with all due respect as it's one of my favorites.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    You don't judge the colonel
    AZDuck said:

    You either surf or you fight.

    Charlie don't surf
    I forgot this one...major omission

    I also like "I don't see any method at all...sir."
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
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    AZDuck said:

    You either surf or you fight.

    Charlie don't surf
    I forgot this one...major omission

    I also like "I don't see any method at all...sir."
    Yep that should be on the list.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
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    You don't judge the colonel

    PurpleJ said:

    "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

    The message played from the choppers about the stolen surf board... "It was a good board. You know how hard it is to find a board you like." The gross misallocation of military resources made me laugh.

    The scene with the choppers looking for the missing board is only in the uncut, redux version which is like 4 hrs long.
    I thought the long director cut was interesting, but if they had released that in 1979, the film would have plummeted. Still, you see more character development. Even so, it is still a long movie with the original, and never really lets you rest. When I saw it the first time, I was underage in an R rated movie, the old Town Theatre downtown. Some of the really deep stuff in the end of the movie I didn't understand then, but do now more.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
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    “The horror! The horror!” - Joseph Conrad
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    You don't judge the colonel

    “The horror! The horror!” - Joseph Conrad

    Mistah Kurtz -- he dead
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
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    “The horror! The horror!” - Joseph Conrad

    I read Heart of Darkness for HS English, as a junior I think, and it didn't click with me at all. It was one of those reads where I had to force it and it was all mechanical...nothing really sticking and I remember pulling off only a shaky B or C on the test. The funny thing was that I had already seen the movie and, even after reading the book and taking the test, didn't realize it was the same story. The teacher didn't tell us until after. Guess they we're both a little over my head at that age.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,456 Founders Club
    They were going to make me a major for this and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore
    chuck said:

    “The horror! The horror!” - Joseph Conrad

    I read Heart of Darkness for HS English, as a junior I think, and it didn't click with me at all. It was one of those reads where I had to force it and it was all mechanical...nothing really sticking and I remember pulling off only a shaky B or C on the test. The funny thing was that I had already seen the movie and, even after reading the book and taking the test, didn't realize it was the same story. The teacher didn't tell us until after. Guess they we're both a little over my head at that age.
    yes... I could have written this post.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,987 Founders Club
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning

  • YellowSnow
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    My boy's love the sound of Wagner!

    I wish I could poast a pic of me in my Col. Kilgore, black Stetson calvary hat, but so far as I can tell, @89ute and @AZDuck are the only guys here the poast personal pics and/or ones of family members.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    You don't judge the colonel
    You're looking at the heads. Sometimes.... he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.
  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237
    I love the smell of napalm in the morning


    My boy's love the sound of Wagner!

    I wish I could poast a pic of me in my Col. Kilgore, black Stetson calvary hat, but so far as I can tell, @89ute and @AZDuck are the only guys here the poast personal pics and/or ones of family members.
    *cavalry
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Kurtz got off the boat -- split from the whole fucking program.
    biak1 said:


    My boy's love the sound of Wagner!

    I wish I could poast a pic of me in my Col. Kilgore, black Stetson calvary hat, but so far as I can tell, @89ute and @AZDuck are the only guys here the poast personal pics and/or ones of family members.
    *cavalry
    HH is not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Dawgman conducts sermons by Kim in every thread... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.

    Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,490 Swaye's Wigwam
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    You are an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,142
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    Like its even an option

    Charlie don't surf

    I didn't see this option and was pissed because there is no other option.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
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    “The horror! The horror!” - Joseph Conrad

    Was scrolling through hoping no one had posted this one yet. You bastard.
  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    You don't judge the colonel

    Like its even an option

    Charlie don't surf

    I didn't see this option and was pissed because there is no other option.
    It is judgments which defeat us
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,135 Founders Club
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    Full metal jacket. Don't care. Get some.

    https://youtu.be/S06nIz4scvI
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,863
    I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. This is my dream; this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
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    Full metal jacket. Don't care. Get some.

    https://youtu.be/S06nIz4scvI

    Come on, Man, you know @ApostleofGrief will be doing a favorite Full Metal Jacket quote shit pole. Don't fuck up the rotation.



  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    You don't judge the colonel
    alumni94 said:

    I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. This is my dream; this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving.

    He's got plans for you.