If Italy and France fought each other in a war
Would anyone win?
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France wins rather easily I think.
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I've been to the Lion's Mound at Waterloo. I mostly stared at hot Belgium girls tits all day. Cool story, I know.YellowSnow said:France wins rather easily I think.
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I've been to Antwerp but never got that far south. I have met our? Rick Steves before. He smokes even more tweeds than Race.Swaye said:
I've been to the Lion's Mound at Waterloo. I mostly stared at hot Belgium girls tits all day. Cool story, I know.YellowSnow said:France wins rather easily I think.
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The key is really if Italy can take the South of France in an initial push while holding North Africa. If that fails then it's only a matter of tim before France will build up enough power to make a counter offensive to win the game.
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There is something kind of quaint about calling in the Ambassador to demand an apology.
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The French have a war college. I think it must have been good for something at some poont.
Besides, Italy isn't a real country. It's not that old, and outside of Milan, they're a pretty disorganized bunch. W/o the antiquities, the peninsula that is Italia would fucking starve. -
Tell that to the Germanic states.creepycoug said:The French have a war college. I think it must have been good for something at some poont.
Besides, Italy isn't a real country. It's not that old, and outside of Milan, they're a pretty disorganized bunch. W/o the antiquities, the peninsula that is Italia would fucking starve.
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Asked and answered. They had one in 1940. Didn't go well for Italy.
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Resistable force meets movable object
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Since when has Italy been a playable nation in Axis and Allies?UW_Doog_Bot said:The key is really if Italy can take the South of France in an initial push while holding North Africa. If that fails then it's only a matter of tim before France will build up enough power to make a counter offensive to win the game.
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Run away? To a fantastic feast with amazing wine. The myriad of ethnic groups and nationalities along the Mediterranean that currently constitute italy and France were meant to cook and make wine. Not fight.BearsWiin said:Resistable force meets movable object
both run away
Has any one here ever heard of comparative advantage1?!1
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Cost France it’s consecutive World Cup. Cuz a mom or sister comment? Zidane is a tuff Frenchman from Africa!PurpleJ said:
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Nope. France won in 98. This was in 2006. They blew the repeat in 2002. Also, that red card didn't cost them the game. The guy who missed his penalty kick did. Anyways, France has a great squad this year and is a genuine contender. World Cup! Catch the fever!CirrhosisDawg said:
Cost France it’s consecutive World Cup. Cuz a mom or sister comment? Zidane is a tuff Frenchman from Africa!PurpleJ said:
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I’m in! Klinsman is a great manager. Donovan, Dempsey, McBride, wynalda, Howard. Our boys average 325 pounds on the forward line. They are ready to rumble and will do everything in their power to win the game. The newbies give us something we haven’t had before: speed, speed, speed.PurpleJ said:
Nope. France won in 98. This was in 2006. They blew the repeat in 2002. Also, that red card didn't cost them the game. The guy who missed his penalty kick did. Anyways, France has a great squad this year and is a genuine contender. World Cup! Catch the fever!CirrhosisDawg said:
Cost France it’s consecutive World Cup. Cuz a mom or sister comment? Zidane is a tuff Frenchman from Africa!PurpleJ said:
I like the us rather easily. Say 34-17.
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Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
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Hard to say but when your greatest military heroes are a midget and a woman it probably will end badly for you.
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Cyberfactory.dj is your source?Swaye said:
I've been to the Lion's Mound at Waterloo. I mostly stared at hot Belgium girls tits all day. Cool story, I know.YellowSnow said:France wins rather easily I think.
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France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
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Arrête de vivre dans le passé!YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse
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Which is exactly what saved the Russians in Stalingrad.YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse
Russians were basically gifted immunity to losing land wars by deep snow and bitter cold. -
I pretty much never argue war and history shit with Yellow. It's like Auburdawg arguing Cane shit with me. There is no profit in it.YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse -
creepycoug said:
I pretty much never argue war and history shit with Yellow. It's like Auburdawg arguing Cane shit with me. There is no profit in it.YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse
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Have you never played Axis and Allies with a group of people? Makes a great game when individuals control each major power and you attach drinking to the game rules.Hippopeteamus said:
Since when has Italy been a playable nation in Axis and Allies?UW_Doog_Bot said:The key is really if Italy can take the South of France in an initial push while holding North Africa. If that fails then it's only a matter of tim before France will build up enough power to make a counter offensive to win the game.
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Yet the reds weren't able to capitalize on that same advantage in North America.Swaye said:
Which is exactly what saved the Russians in Stalingrad.YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse
Russians were basically gifted immunity to losing land wars by deep snow and bitter cold.
Too soon?
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PurpleThrobber said:
Yet the reds weren't able to capitalize on that same advantage in North America.Swaye said:
Which is exactly what saved the Russians in Stalingrad.YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse
Russians were basically gifted immunity to losing land wars by deep snow and bitter cold.
Too soon?
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Italy was pretty TUFF in WW1. People forget that.
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PurpleThrobber said:
Yet the reds weren't able to capitalize on that same advantage in North America.Swaye said:
Which is exactly what saved the Russians in Stalingrad.YellowSnow said:
France had a hell of run from 1792 to 1812. They bitch slapped the Germans and Russians at will. And unlike Hitler, Napoleon actually got to Moscow. Only fire, winter, and disease saved the Russians.LebamDawg said:Has France ever won a war by themselves? Germans just beat the shit out of them. Italy? the only cuntry worse than France in war.
France has a better chance to win the world cup than Italy.
Germany and Brazil in final and Belgium/England as the darkhorse
Russians were basically gifted immunity to losing land wars by deep snow and bitter cold.
Too soon?
