What's everyone drinking tonight?
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I swilled some PBR's while I was mowing my dirt in the afternoon. CLS came over about 7 and brought some enchilada dish she had made and all the shit for margaritas. So, grubbed down on her enchiladas, got pretty toasty on Casa Noble Crystal margs that she whipped up, then buried my face in her ample tits for the rest of the night. CSB, I know.
She brought the Tequila, and I am not a margarita elite like some of you fags so I have no idea if that Tequila is a "good" brand or not, but she bought it so it was a dealers choice type thing. Tasted good. Enchiladas weren't bad either. Tits were magnificent. No pics fags. -
Circle J?PurpleBaze said:
Circle K?PurpleJ said:
YOU WAN SUM 2 HOMIE?!?!PurpleBaze said:
Boring...PurpleJ said:The diesel fuel from the still beating heart of the bitch ass Swede Volvo 18 wheeler that I THRASHED last night.
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OBK! Eating chili dogs and big gulps isn't going to bring back duck football!!! SLOw DOWn!!!! I worry about you bro!!! And Tac Town is thataway! Unless you are scared! Totally understandable given your milky complexion and milkshake figure! Thanks for your bidness now seek help immediately! I feel partially responsible for what you have become!!!
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Yella don't need Googles Bazey. Because I'm pour I can only buy Ardbeg 10 Year but I've had about half the Islay single malts over the years.PurpleBaze said:
Were you busy Googling "Ardbeg" and reading about it all this time?YellowSnow said:
You don't "down" Islay scotch by the way. You sip it. HTH bazey ya boofy cunt ya.PurpleBaze said:I had a saison earlier. But now, I'm downing some Ardbeg Uigeadail.
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Three lines of coke with some filtered water
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I drank a ton last night for no discernible reason.
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Alcoholism?Dennis_DeYoung said:I drank a ton last night for no discernible reason.
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Nah.dnc said:
Alcoholism?Dennis_DeYoung said:I drank a ton last night for no discernible reason.
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Fake condition, no such thingdnc said:
Alcoholism?Dennis_DeYoung said:I drank a ton last night for no discernible reason.
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So disappointed in this thread
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Why don't you contribute something funny and chinteresting, cuck?!TommySQC said:So disappointed in this thread
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@Swaye saves the day as usual.
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He could always leave the gay bar or notPurpleJ said:
That's why you take a mental note and come up behind him with an improvised bludgeon. Go for the knees first, crippling him. Then go to town. Conversely, you could smash a bottle on his face and aim to blind him, but this is risky. You have to swing that thing hard. Or just let him have his way with you. Your choice.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I was sitting at the bar minding my own business, sneaking pics of the bartender, but I'm near the ordering place. This fat fuck biker does something weird (I forgot). Then he introduces himself. He's wasted out of his mind. Half an hour later, he sets his beer on my head. I'm 5-10, maybe 177 lbs. I haven't been in a fight since 1993. He'd kill me. Just being honest. He's at least 250. Later, he grabs me on my chest. Creepy mother fucker. I'm guessing he's just out of prison and his white trash step dad did bad things to him.PurpleBaze said:
Only felt up? That's it?!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
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Irish Death is good and easy to find. Good roast/malt balance without being too heavy.1to392831weretaken said:A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging. -
Lots and lots of fucking bud light, dos equis, and coors.
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Backpack! No!! Think of your future!!!
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Laphroaig tonight after some Ardbeg... and I _am_ sipping it, yellowbiotch.
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In short... a lot of piss.backthepack said:Lots and lots of fucking bud light, dos equis, and coors.
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I fucking love this poaster.1to392831weretaken said:A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging. -
There seem to be breweries that really brew on the "sweet" side. My limited impression is that the ones that do do so across their whole lineup. Like a bit too malty for my taste. Rogue and Lagunitas are prime culprits in this regard. One of my coworkers is really into Irish Death, so I've had several with him, but it's not my favorite. Not too sweet, but closer than I'd like. If Irish Death is all that's there, I'll usually just punt and grab a case of Newcastle or Negra Modelo.BleachedAnusDawg said:Irish Death is good and easy to find. Good roast/malt balance without being too heavy.
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I don't drink IPA's you sagging cock holster.1to392831weretaken said:A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging.
Starbucks is dope tho. Love Howard Shultz as a person. Go Thunder!
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Salem tuff.WeakarmCobra said:Three lines of coke with some filtered water
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You trying to trigger me, bruh?PurpleJ said:
I don't drink IPA's you sagging cock holster.1to392831weretaken said:A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging.
Starbucks is dope tho. Love Howard Shultz as a person. Go Thunder!
It worked.
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Beer is for common folks
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Fuck it. Call me an asshole, but Rainier is about the worst beer I've ever drank, and I've drank a lot of shitty beer. Excluding Schmidt or Schaefer (canned abortion juice), Rainier is the worst of the fucking lot. And the bar is low, considering in about 1980 I choked down luke-warm Columbia in cans, left in my buddy's long-dead grandpa's garage, put there in about 1965. Yup. And Rainer is worse.
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I have been shitting liquid fire for two days after those enchiladas. My asshole feels like it's been rubbed with 800 grit sandpaper made of napalm. Perhaps CLS has gotten her revenge?Swaye said:I swilled some PBR's while I was mowing my dirt in the afternoon. CLS came over about 7 and brought some enchilada dish she had made and all the shit for margaritas. So, grubbed down on her enchiladas, got pretty toasty on Casa Noble Crystal margs that she whipped up, then buried my face in her ample tits for the rest of the night. CSB, I know.
She brought the Tequila, and I am not a margarita elite like some of you fags so I have no idea if that Tequila is a "good" brand or not, but she bought it so it was a dealers choice type thing. Tasted good. Enchiladas weren't bad either. Tits were magnificent. No pics fags. -
You aren't supposed to taste your beer.TurdBuffer said:Fuck it. Call me an asshole, but Rainier is about the worst beer I've ever drank, and I've drank a lot of shitty beer. Excluding Schmidt or Schaefer (canned abortion juice), Rainier is the worst of the fucking lot. And the bar is low, considering in about 1980 I choked down luke-warm Columbia in cans, left in my buddy's long-dead grandpa's garage, put there in about 1965. Yup. And Rainer is worse.
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Take it to the pants shitting thread Chief Firebottom!Swaye said:
I have been shitting liquid fire for two days after those enchiladas. My asshole feels like it's been rubbed with 800 grit sandpaper made of napalm. Perhaps CLS has gotten her revenge?Swaye said:I swilled some PBR's while I was mowing my dirt in the afternoon. CLS came over about 7 and brought some enchilada dish she had made and all the shit for margaritas. So, grubbed down on her enchiladas, got pretty toasty on Casa Noble Crystal margs that she whipped up, then buried my face in her ample tits for the rest of the night. CSB, I know.
She brought the Tequila, and I am not a margarita elite like some of you fags so I have no idea if that Tequila is a "good" brand or not, but she bought it so it was a dealers choice type thing. Tasted good. Enchiladas weren't bad either. Tits were magnificent. No pics fags.
