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God is hermaphrodite and made man and woman by spitting its twin genitals in two. It's in Genesis somewhere.Sledog said: -
Women are vengeful as hell tooPurpleJ said:
My wife is going to get her brakes fixed and I asked her if she was going to Firestone. She said she hasn't forgotten how they treated us years ago. I had but since she brought it up I was like, yeah fuck those guys! -
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.dnc said:
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....YellowSnow said:
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.RaceBannon said:
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to manYellowSnow said:
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?RaceBannon said:Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. -
How Milky Way centric of you!allpurpleallgold said:
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.dnc said:
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....YellowSnow said:
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.RaceBannon said:
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to manYellowSnow said:
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?RaceBannon said:Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp. -
Last week my kid got an estimate to get his brakes done. I laughed when I saw how much it was.RaceBannon said:
Women are vengeful as hell tooPurpleJ said:
My wife is going to get her brakes fixed and I asked her if she was going to Firestone. She said she hasn't forgotten how they treated us years ago. I had but since she brought it up I was like, yeah fuck those guys!
When I got home the next day he had his car up on jack stands and had the parts laying there. I asked if he needed some help and he waved me off.
I had a couple drinks and he came up the stairs about an hour later. Brakes done, money saved. I told him he should take all the scratch he saved and spend it on hookers and blow.
That's when my vengeful woman story started. -
You science believing in Christians are just no fun to debate. Give me a Young Earther damn it!dnc said:
How Milky Way centric of you!allpurpleallgold said:
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.dnc said:
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....YellowSnow said:
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.RaceBannon said:
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to manYellowSnow said:
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?RaceBannon said:Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
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You would have loved me ten years agoYellowSnow said:
You science believing in Christians are just no fun to debate. Give me a Young Earther damn it!dnc said:
How Milky Way centric of you!allpurpleallgold said:
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.dnc said:
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....YellowSnow said:
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.RaceBannon said:
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to manYellowSnow said:
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?RaceBannon said:Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp. -
I sat in on some rocket scientists lecturing on Genesis and it was pretty "enlightening"dnc said:
How Milky Way centric of you!allpurpleallgold said:
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.dnc said:
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....YellowSnow said:
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.RaceBannon said:
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to manYellowSnow said:
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?RaceBannon said:Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
I like science. -
He'a Milky Way superiority guydnc said:
How Milky Way centric of you!allpurpleallgold said:
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.dnc said:
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....YellowSnow said:
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.RaceBannon said:
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to manYellowSnow said:
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?RaceBannon said:Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp. -
One of my dads is skeptical of evolution. Big church guy. I didn't mention it when he left my mom. The divorce being a sin part is just silly, but that Darwin guy is full of shit.
