Opportunity to fix UW marketing
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Or just wear purple and gold and win football games. A good product sells itself.
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Pics of the hot secretaries you bedded or GTFO.Meek said:I'll assume Cohen's employees are lurking on these boreds every now and then so let me be frank (as someone who had been in strategic marketing and branding with a WPP boutique agency for most of my career - Don Draper shit).
Crowd sourcing marketing messages is the least strategic and laziest shit you can do. Simple rule of thumb is that if it's free it's wrong.
Now, what you need to do take this project off the desk of whatever unpaid intern excitedly pitched it to you and spend a week coming up with a macro theme for the season then you can develop your week-to-week slogans into a narrative that actually has a thread of consistency and builds your brand.
you're fucking welcome.
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Tree Huggers versus the Tree Killers
NOGAF about Utah
BONEM
Enjoy an intimate evening in Memorial Stadium in Berkeley with a few friends
bRuins! -
Auburn Tigers
SEC! SEC! SEC!
Utah Utes
Let’s See That Helicopter Hit Again!
UCLA Bruins
Big Gay* Al’s Montlake Boat Ride
Oregon Ducks
This game brought to you by Adidas
Cal Golden Bears
When can we cut over to the NASCAR truck race?**
WSU Cougars
Whatever!
* NTTAWWT
**Yes, I know that was the Q1 of the Stanford game, but they’re both Northern Cal schools so I’m running with it. -
you wouldn't be interested in seeing them because they're all Asian and you like white girls.PurpleThrobber said:
Pics of the hot secretaries you bedded or GTFO.Meek said:I'll assume Cohen's employees are lurking on these boreds every now and then so let me be frank (as someone who had been in strategic marketing and branding with a WPP boutique agency for most of my career - Don Draper shit).
Crowd sourcing marketing messages is the least strategic and laziest shit you can do. Simple rule of thumb is that if it's free it's wrong.
Now, what you need to do take this project off the desk of whatever unpaid intern excitedly pitched it to you and spend a week coming up with a macro theme for the season then you can develop your week-to-week slogans into a narrative that actually has a thread of consistency and builds your brand.
you're fucking welcome. -
Auburn Tigers
Say Who!?
Utah Utes
Say What!?
UCLA Bruins
Who said
Oregon Ducks
Dawgs aint
Cal Golden Bears
BAD
WSU Cougars
Muthafuckazzz!
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Auburn Tigers
BEAT CLEMSON!
Utah Utes
This isn't the place.
UCLA Bruins
Chips on PreP so Bareback the Bruins!
Oregon Ducks
NO means NO!
Cal Golden Bears
Bareback the Bears!
WSU Cougars
No means YES! -
Auburn Tigers
On a side note, Pup has been clear for the last 2 years about Petersen's negligent recruiting at NG and DT. I've been clear for 2 years that UW will go 8-4, 7-5, maybe 6-6 in '18 due to that. Save it. We are in huge trouble with our front 7 if Ganes follows Vea.
Utah Utes
Colorado not a good matchup for UW early in year. Of course yous all, those who have attacked Pup and Pete for 3-4 years, suddenly attack Pup in Pete's defense? Cant make this shit up.
"Colorado sucks" , "Colorado lost too many guys", "Colorado is starting a 'new' QB" etc... pull your head out your crappers. Appears my wisdom reared its head yet again. UW could very well limp home with a pup-predicted loss from way back. Washington is still a very good team. But if you think theyre going to waltz through this league without a real challenge from at least 5-6 top 25 teams youre retarded...
UCLA Bruins
Need I mention UCLA? The team I said could very well beat UW at home months ago. If you dorks actually put down the gaming system and watched yesterday, you'd understand what i was getting at 6 months ago regarding UCLA (My DARKHORSE pac12 champ here) This is a very good league.
Oregon Ducks
Since Senior qb's dont matter to most of you dumb fucks, which team and their freshman,sophomore or true junior QB is going to beat them? ASU with their SENIOR QB has a chance at home, Vernon Adams, a senior, has a chance...
Told you fuckerds Sark would win the South soon after taking job. Anyone still want to doubt Puppy your lord next year? I called Stanford/UO vs Usc for title after the season ended. Sark beats Oregon in a rematch, after losing to UO late in November on the road, to win the conference.
Cal Golden Bears
Air force is a practice squad for Cal. Cal would beat every team in the SEC except Alabama Theyd beat Alabama 2-3 out of 10 though.,
Time for the Pac to ditch Tommy Hansen's model and prove its superiority on the field. That might be hard though for a smoke and mirrors conference like the SEC. Theyve been dodging the Pac for a century.
Ole Miss, similar to but not near as explosive as C a l offensively, beat Bama at home. They are better defensively, but not by a lot. Its amazing how good the Pac is when a team like Cal finished in middle of the Pac.
Cal would easily win the SEC east, and actually be a pickem vs Bama in SEC title game. Ole Miss put up almost a half century on Bambi, what would CAL do? Holy shit!
WSU Cougars
Fuck, it's just not funny anymore. It's like revenge of the nerds around here. Goes to show 80% of you guys around here are fucking geeks. Post (oh I'm supposed to say 'poast' hee hee) something refreshing. Mora to the Seattle storm! Hardy har har. Fucking dweeb round here now. That's what happens when you invite too many dawgmen over. Close the fucking gates Derek -
Not true. Throbber likey love me long time.Meek said:
you wouldn't be interested in seeing them because they're all Asian and you like white girls.PurpleThrobber said:
Pics of the hot secretaries you bedded or GTFO.Meek said:I'll assume Cohen's employees are lurking on these boreds every now and then so let me be frank (as someone who had been in strategic marketing and branding with a WPP boutique agency for most of my career - Don Draper shit).
Crowd sourcing marketing messages is the least strategic and laziest shit you can do. Simple rule of thumb is that if it's free it's wrong.
Now, what you need to do take this project off the desk of whatever unpaid intern excitedly pitched it to you and spend a week coming up with a macro theme for the season then you can develop your week-to-week slogans into a narrative that actually has a thread of consistency and builds your brand.
you're fucking welcome.
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LMAOwhatshouldicareabout said:Auburn Tigers
On a side note, Pup has been clear for the last 2 years about Petersen's negligent recruiting at NG and DT. I've been clear for 2 years that UW will go 8-4, 7-5, maybe 6-6 in '18 due to that. Save it. We are in huge trouble with our front 7 if Ganes follows Vea.
Utah Utes
Colorado not a good matchup for UW early in year. Of course yous all, those who have attacked Pup and Pete for 3-4 years, suddenly attack Pup in Pete's defense? Cant make this shit up.
"Colorado sucks" , "Colorado lost too many guys", "Colorado is starting a 'new' QB" etc... pull your head out your crappers. Appears my wisdom reared its head yet again. UW could very well limp home with a pup-predicted loss from way back. Washington is still a very good team. But if you think theyre going to waltz through this league without a real challenge from at least 5-6 top 25 teams youre retarded...
UCLA Bruins
Need I mention UCLA? The team I said could very well beat UW at home months ago. If you dorks actually put down the gaming system and watched yesterday, you'd understand what i was getting at 6 months ago regarding UCLA (My DARKHORSE pac12 champ here) This is a very good league.
Oregon Ducks
Since Senior qb's dont matter to most of you dumb fucks, which team and their freshman,sophomore or true junior QB is going to beat them? ASU with their SENIOR QB has a chance at home, Vernon Adams, a senior, has a chance...
Told you fuckerds Sark would win the South soon after taking job. Anyone still want to doubt Puppy your lord next year? I called Stanford/UO vs Usc for title after the season ended. Sark beats Oregon in a rematch, after losing to UO late in November on the road, to win the conference.
Cal Golden Bears
Air force is a practice squad for Cal. Cal would beat every team in the SEC except Alabama Theyd beat Alabama 2-3 out of 10 though.,
Time for the Pac to ditch Tommy Hansen's model and prove its superiority on the field. That might be hard though for a smoke and mirrors conference like the SEC. Theyve been dodging the Pac for a century.
Ole Miss, similar to but not near as explosive as C a l offensively, beat Bama at home. They are better defensively, but not by a lot. Its amazing how good the Pac is when a team like Cal finished in middle of the Pac.
Cal would easily win the SEC east, and actually be a pickem vs Bama in SEC title game. Ole Miss put up almost a half century on Bambi, what would CAL do? Holy shit!
WSU Cougars
Fuck, it's just not funny anymore. It's like revenge of the nerds around here. Goes to show 80% of you guys around here are fucking geeks. Post (oh I'm supposed to say 'poast' hee hee) something refreshing. Mora to the Seattle storm! Hardy har har. Fucking dweeb round here now. That's what happens when you invite too many dawgmen over. Close the fucking gates Derek
