Oregon is running a bulk mail campaign
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I’m worried the Oregon staff gonna up & punch us in the face this season.
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BREAKING NEWS:GrundleStiltzkin said:I’m worried the Oregon staff gonna up & punch us in the face this season.
Jim Leavitt is now in charge of Oregon recruiting for the Pacific Islands. The program has used this opportunity to market our new prospective Men of Oregon with a new hard hitting campaign.
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I'm thirsty all of a sudden
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IEnjoyHuskiesTears said:
A lot of these offers aren't committable obviously, but it's also
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The hat on the table natty is all but wrapped up for Oregon
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The fast strategy part of me (which is basically all of me) always wants to believe. I’m like “I’m fucking rich!!!”Passion said:"Congratulations! You have been pre-approved for our multi-platinum credit card! You should feel very special!"
Not applying for all of those takes so much self control. I just don’t even look at my mail any more. -
What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81? -
The best part is this is exactly what stupid qooks like you did last year. Started feeling themselves about 8 months before signing day, I can remember all my stupid Qook buddies texting me about how awesome their class was and how scared UW should be. Then they shit themselves during the season, got cucked by FSU and it all faded away.AZDuck said:What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81?
Don’t twist Cristoballin isn’t going somewhere after this year, but after the season when Oregon goes 4-8 and lose by 30+ to UW again people will realize he is a shit coach who has only ever won a fucking Ceasers pizza.
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I have all the screenshots I needEdwin_Bambino said:
The best part is this is exactly what stupid qooks like you did last year. Started feeling themselves about 8 months before signing day, I can remember all my stupid Qook buddies texting me about how awesome their class was and how scared UW should be. Then they shit themselves during the season, got cucked by FSU and it all faded away.AZDuck said:What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81?
Don’t twist Cristoballin isn’t going somewhere after this year, but after the season when Oregon goes 4-8 and lose by 30+ to UW again people will realize he is a shit coach who has only ever won a fucking Ceasers pizza. -
So just like a giant Doog Lube folder that you jerk it to?AZDuck said:
I have all the screenshots I needEdwin_Bambino said:
The best part is this is exactly what stupid qooks like you did last year. Started feeling themselves about 8 months before signing day, I can remember all my stupid Qook buddies texting me about how awesome their class was and how scared UW should be. Then they shit themselves during the season, got cucked by FSU and it all faded away.AZDuck said:What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81?
Don’t twist Cristoballin isn’t going somewhere after this year, but after the season when Oregon goes 4-8 and lose by 30+ to UW again people will realize he is a shit coach who has only ever won a fucking Ceasers pizza.
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Chinflammed.DoogCourics said:
So just like a giant Doog Lube folder that you jerk it to?AZDuck said:
I have all the screenshots I needEdwin_Bambino said:
The best part is this is exactly what stupid qooks like you did last year. Started feeling themselves about 8 months before signing day, I can remember all my stupid Qook buddies texting me about how awesome their class was and how scared UW should be. Then they shit themselves during the season, got cucked by FSU and it all faded away.AZDuck said:What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81?
Don’t twist Cristoballin isn’t going somewhere after this year, but after the season when Oregon goes 4-8 and lose by 30+ to UW again people will realize he is a shit coach who has only ever won a fucking Ceasers pizza. -
I did that in my 20sDennis_DeYoung said:
The fast strategy part of me (which is basically all of me) always wants to believe. I’m like “I’m fucking rich!!!”Passion said:"Congratulations! You have been pre-approved for our multi-platinum credit card! You should feel very special!"
Not applying for all of those takes so much self control. I just don’t even look at my mail any more. -
L O fucking LAZDuck said:What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81?
10+ years of HHB posting/lurking fooled a lot of ppl into thinking you're the cool chill hhb duck, but when the shoe finally (miraculously) is on the other foot you continuously show you're the duck equivalent of section14a. first the embarrassing business with taggart last year that you played completely straight and now the angsty quooking with cristobal, one of the objectively worst hires the conference has had in the past 25+ years.
cristobal vs petersen. cristobal vs petersen. how can you even type a word without wanting to cry
maybe it's a long con but dozens and dozens of willingham years 1-3 and sark 1-5 doogisms have been vomited out.
praise pat haden for any of this being possible
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I'm trying to understand the smugness.AZDuck said:What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?
5 or 81?
This is like if Michigan hired someone like Ron Caragher or any other non-power 5 reject, got the offseason new hire bump that every single power 5 school gets. Every. Single. One.
Then Michigan starts slinging poo at Urban and Ohio State fans because...offseason new hire bump?
That you went through all of this only THE LAST YEAR with another shit sub-.500 coach (who totally cucked you and showed the world how painfully and eternally irrelevant your shit school in your shit town in the PNW is) makes this unintentionally hilarious. Taggart is about 500% better hire than Cristobal was, though.
My personal favorite doogism is the ol' "Gilby was the OL coach under James!!!!!" argument you see Ducks throwing out about Cristobal now. Oregon fans are a fucking treasure -
Hell Michigan hired Harbaugh and still can't talk shit to Urban
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Crisped.RaceBannon said:
I did that inDennis_DeYoung said:
The fast strategy part of me (which is basically all of me) always wants to believe. I’m like “I’m fucking rich!!!”Passion said:"Congratulations! You have been pre-approved for our multi-platinum credit card! You should feel very special!"
Not applying for all of those takes so much self control. I just don’t even look at my mail any more.mythe 20s -
Had to wtf for the use of "cucked."
As always, I'm in LIFPO mode. Cristobal is recruiting very well, and that's a big part of the job.
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I don’t know what to make of Oregon. They look like a 2012-2013 UW type of team. But who the fuck knows. Am I scared? Sure. I don’t want OBk and Mike Seaver to do anything next year but watch a duck defense give up 70 at home.