Dylan Wright, 2019 4* WR, Mesquite (West Mesquite), TX (Offered 5/1/18)

https://247sports.com/Player/Dylan-Wright-46039963
https://www.hudl.com/video/3/7263442/59c2bd9a02bbb803e883a84a
Good time to get in on this kid, he doesn't have many offers from good schools yet so we? are in prime spot to get him. Making moves in Texas!
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Unless we're the Fort Worth Huskies then ........no
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The last kid we tried to recruit from Mesquite, TX chose LA Tech over us.
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That’s Illinois country
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Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?
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When they offer somebody who isn't the tits, you and some other guys freak out. When they offer somebody who is, you say they'll never get them and question the intelligence of what they are doing. Make up your mind.NorwegianHusky said:Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?
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Context, dude. This one isn't funny because of his rating. It's funny because of the timing. If you're gonna offer a 4-star kid from Texas, maybe you shouldn't do it in is senior year when he already has 38 self-reported offers, including Bama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, LSU and I could keep going. Gonna be hard to build a rapport with this kid when Texas and Oklahoma have been in his ear for who knows how long at this point.AIRWOLF said:
When they offer somebody who isn't the tits, you and some other guys freak out. When they offer somebody who is, you say they'll never get them and question the intelligence of what they are doing. Make up your mind.NorwegianHusky said:Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?
(this doesn't apply to BUCK recruiting, you can make fun of anything you want related to that trainwreck) -
Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:
1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south. -
Take all the chins! They’re yours. I want you to have them. Every last one.NorwegianHusky said:Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:
1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south. -
Fuck, and here I reported he didn’t have many offers from good schools yet, but you’re reporting to the contrary.NorwegianHusky said:
Context, dude. This one isn't funny because of his rating. It's funny because of the timing. If you're gonna offer a 4-star kid from Texas, maybe you shouldn't do it in is senior year when he already has 38 self-reported offers, including Bama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, LSU and I could keep going. Gonna be hard to build a rapport with this kid when Texas and Oklahoma have been in his ear for who knows how long at this point.AIRWOLF said:
When they offer somebody who isn't the tits, you and some other guys freak out. When they offer somebody who is, you say they'll never get them and question the intelligence of what they are doing. Make up your mind.NorwegianHusky said:Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?
(this doesn't apply to BUCK recruiting, you can make fun of anything you want related to that trainwreck)
I guess I need to do more research and or better research.
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It would be fucking funny if he chose La Tech over us to play LB lol
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So much stupid in one post, can we find it all? Probably not, but let's try.NorwegianHusky said:Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:
1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.
There are four stars in Cali.
Strong start, declare something we all know to be true that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Impressive.
Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas?
Assuming an offer to a kid in Texas means we're taking Ngata for granted. Mmmm, that takes some serious leaps in reasoning. Well played. And we don't have "every" advantage for Ngata, we literally have one advantage. It's a big one, and we're going to get him, but it's not close to every advantage. The kid's from Nevada and lives in Sacramento.
Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham?
Didn't we already establish we don't want Delgado right now and are trying to get someone better? Isn't this exactly in line with that? The fuck???
Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
Bitching about wasting effort on a kid we'll never get by saying we should make more of an effort for a kid we'll never get. And they said it couldn't be done. Bravo.
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
What if your dick is uncircumcised, does it stand out then? Why do you hate our terrorist?
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.
Selective about our offers is a numbers game. We make fewer offers than most schools. That's basically the definition. It has shit to do with who we offer. It's about how many.
And it's only exactly like the Buck offers if you think the recruiters in charge of this are hopeless recruiters.
Lubick and Hamdan aren't K. They're not close to K.
Real talk bruh, there's plenty of competition for the bored's generic DDY. How the fuck do you stand out in this situation? What's the plan here?
I usually like you but you're trying way too hard lately. -
Some people take DDY too seriously
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I find myself enjoying this side of the argument as well. I withdrawal some of the previously given away chins and allocate them to you.dnc said:
So much stupid in one post, can we find it all? Probably not, but let's try.NorwegianHusky said:Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:
1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.
There are four stars in Cali.
Strong start, declare something we all know to be true that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Impressive.
Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas?
Assuming an offer to a kid in Texas means we're taking Ngata for granted. Mmmm, that takes some serious leaps in reasoning. Well played. And we don't have "every" advantage for Ngata, we literally have one advantage. It's a big one, and we're going to get him, but it's not close to every advantage. The kid's from Nevada and lives in Sacramento.
Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham?
Didn't we already establish we don't want Delgado right now and are trying to get someone better? Isn't this exactly in line with that? The fuck???
Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
Bitching about wasting effort on a kid we'll never get by saying we should make more of an effort for a kid we'll never get. And they said it couldn't be done. Bravo.
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
What if your dick is uncircumcised, does it stand out then? Why do you hate our terrorist?
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.
Selective about our offers is a numbers game. We make fewer offers than most schools. That's basically the definition. It has shit to do with who we offer. It's about how many.
And it's only exactly like the Buck offers if you think the recruiters in charge of this are hopeless recruiters.
Lubick and Hamdan aren't K. They're not close to K.
Real talk bruh, there's plenty of competition for the bored's generic DDY. How the fuck do you stand out in this situation? What's the plan here?
I usually like you but you're trying way too hard lately.
It’s strange enjoying both of your statements so strongly. But when we mix the sex and the violence, I like it. -
Kids Fast. I like the offer, and who knows what visits our coaches have been making to Texas/what relationships they’ve been working on. People can shit on these offers we are making down South but every time it happens these kids tweet out the offer they’ve got, and all of them notice who’s getting offers where. A few more seasons of winning, a few more seasons of building a presence in the South, and we will find those kids that want to GTFO of the South to play at the greatest stadium in cfb. -
So...free pub?Thebourbinator said:
Kids Fast. I like the offer, and who knows what visits our coaches have been making to Texas/what relationships they’ve been working on. People can shit on these offers we are making down South but every time it happens these kids tweet out the offer they’ve got, and all of them notice who’s getting offers where. A few more seasons of winning, a few more seasons of building a presence in the South, and we will find those kids that want to GTFO of the South to play at the greatest stadium in cfb. -
We have no chance. When he finds out that he won’t have AC on campus I’m sure it’ll be a deal breaker.Thebourbinator said:
Kids Fast. I like the offer, and who knows what visits our coaches have been making to Texas/what relationships they’ve been working on. People can shit on these offers we are making down South but every time it happens these kids tweet out the offer they’ve got, and all of them notice who’s getting offers where. A few more seasons of winning, a few more seasons of building a presence in the South, and we will find those kids that want to GTFO of the South to play at the greatest stadium in cfb. -
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He should go to UCLA for film school
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It's unfortunate, but unfortunately it didn't work out .GaryFromTeenMom said: -
I think how good the public transportation system is will cancel that out.Rubberfist said:
We have no chance. When he finds out that he won’t have AC on campus I’m sure it’ll be a deal breaker.Thebourbinator said:
Kids Fast. I like the offer, and who knows what visits our coaches have been making to Texas/what relationships they’ve been working on. People can shit on these offers we are making down South but every time it happens these kids tweet out the offer they’ve got, and all of them notice who’s getting offers where. A few more seasons of winning, a few more seasons of building a presence in the South, and we will find those kids that want to GTFO of the South to play at the greatest stadium in cfb.