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Dylan Wright, 2019 4* WR, Mesquite (West Mesquite), TX (Offered 5/1/18)

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  • Nurple
    Nurple Member Posts: 686
    Unless we're the Fort Worth Huskies then ........no
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,426
    Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,426
    AIRWOLF said:

    Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?

    When they offer somebody who isn't the tits, you and some other guys freak out. When they offer somebody who is, you say they'll never get them and question the intelligence of what they are doing. Make up your mind.

    (this doesn't apply to BUCK recruiting, you can make fun of anything you want related to that trainwreck)
    Context, dude. This one isn't funny because of his rating. It's funny because of the timing. If you're gonna offer a 4-star kid from Texas, maybe you shouldn't do it in is senior year when he already has 38 self-reported offers, including Bama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, LSU and I could keep going. Gonna be hard to build a rapport with this kid when Texas and Oklahoma have been in his ear for who knows how long at this point.
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,426
    Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:

    1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?

    2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.

    3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739

    Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:

    1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?

    2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.

    3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.

    Take all the chins! They’re yours. I want you to have them. Every last one.
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739

    AIRWOLF said:

    Legit lol'd at this one. What the fuck are we even doing?

    When they offer somebody who isn't the tits, you and some other guys freak out. When they offer somebody who is, you say they'll never get them and question the intelligence of what they are doing. Make up your mind.

    (this doesn't apply to BUCK recruiting, you can make fun of anything you want related to that trainwreck)
    Context, dude. This one isn't funny because of his rating. It's funny because of the timing. If you're gonna offer a 4-star kid from Texas, maybe you shouldn't do it in is senior year when he already has 38 self-reported offers, including Bama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, LSU and I could keep going. Gonna be hard to build a rapport with this kid when Texas and Oklahoma have been in his ear for who knows how long at this point.
    Fuck, and here I reported he didn’t have many offers from good schools yet, but you’re reporting to the contrary.

    I guess I need to do more research and or better research.