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oregonblitzkrieg
oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
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Time to scrap the old playbook and try something new. The latest series is a fail. If viewers can't even get it on satellite TV and have to pay for some shit streaming service to watch it, you've royally screwed up somewhere along the way. The all female command unit would be ok -- if they're hot. But they're not, and the Captain doesn't even speak English as her first language. Way to alienate your core audience, male American viewers.



How about this: A new series set on a Romulan warbird with Romulans as the main characters. In their minds, they're the good guys. The Federation are the bad guys. Turn the tables and have spooky music play whenever a federation ship appears. Portray guys like Cap'n Kirk and Cap'n Piccard as calculating shysters instead of heros. Because from a Romulan viewpoint, that's what they are.

Get a fucking clue, or put Sven of Nine in Charge.



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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    I normally chuckle at the stupidity of the shit you say. But you don't have a bad idea there about a new series.

    That being said, stop sucking at life and use terrarium.
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Wood still smash Jeri Ryan.
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    Time to scrap the old playbook and try something new. The latest series is a fail. If viewers can't even get it on satellite TV and have to pay for some shit streaming service to watch it, you've royally screwed up somewhere along the way. The all female command unit would be ok -- if they're hot. But they're not, and the Captain doesn't even speak English as her first language. Way to alienate your core audience, male American viewers.



    How about this: A new series set on a Romulan warbird with Romulans as the main characters. In their minds, they're the good guys. The Federation are the bad guys. Turn the tables and have spooky music play whenever a federation ship appears. Portray guys like Cap'n Kirk and Cap'n Piccard as calculating shysters instead of heros. Because from a Romulan viewpoint, that's what they are.

    Get a fucking clue, or put Sven of Nine in Charge.




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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Wood still smash Jeri Ryan.

    I’m hearing her ex would have let you and watched. Don’t twist.


    That shitshow helped give rise to Obama
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Swaye said:

    Wood still smash Jeri Ryan.

    I’m hearing her ex would have let you and watched. Don’t twist.


    That shitshow helped give rise to Obama
    True story
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