KJR couches re-shuffled and somehow it's even shittier

Chuck Powell called up to the Bellevue Handjob morning show along with Bucky Jacobsen (lol)
Corpse of Mike Gastineau reanimated to help Jason Pucket with the late morning show. Can't wait for the horse racing, soccer, and sports gambling hot takes.
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Gas is still alive?
Even so, they think bringing him back is going to sell more ad?
Bucky fucking Jacobsen?
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Lol they are on life support. Half of their commercials are them promoting how valuable radio commercials are. Did you know more people listen to the radio than watch Game of Thrones? Fucking ridiculous haha.
They interview people like a random bullpen pitcher for the Mariners with a 7.09 ERA or "special guest" Hugh Millen who just happens to be the same "special guest" every day on every fucking show.
Do they even realize they regurgitate the same boring topics every day? "uhhhhhhh well Richard Sherman leaving is big... Earl Thomas leaving would be big too... what do you think Hugh? Break it down for us".
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Let’s not forget special guest Mike Holmgren!
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Wake me when @iDawg (RIP) is reanimated and pooding
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bananasnblondes said:
Fain demoted to the afternoon show to back up Softy
Chuck Powell called up to the Bellevue Handjob morning show along with Bucky Jacobsen (lol)
Corpse of Mike Gastineau reanimated to help Jason Pucket with the late morning show. Can't wait for the horse racing, soccer, and sports gambling hot takes.
Bucky Jacobsen from the Tacoma Rainiers? -
Let me know when they bring back the Fabulous Sports Babe and New York Vinnie.
Are they dead yet?
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Apparently Gas Man is a temporary hire for 3 months before they announce a new "big name" to start in July. Getting Fain off the mornings is a good move. Also, Sark > Ty.
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Did they say big name? If I’m KIRO, I’d wait until Mitch does his time or whatever his penalty was, hire him, and then really drive the stake into KJR.BleachedAnusDawg said:Apparently Gas Man is a temporary hire for 3 months before they announce a new "big name" to start in July. Getting Fain off the mornings is a good move. Also, Sark > Ty.
Bucky Jacobsen with Chuck Powell? KIRO will demolish them in the ratings.
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Bucky Jacobson is a disaster. That's just a joke.
Fain did better than I thought, but he totally relied on guests and sidekicks. Holmgren, Bell, Softli, and Hugh were good. Donald Watts and Eldridge Recasner sucked. Recasner just yelled and argued the whole time. -
Alright, let's try to keep the bullshit to somewhat believable levels.CuntWaffle said:
You know you suck when the guys from Dawgman.com bring you more material than all of your other shows combined. -
baseball only hawt talk, in the morning, will drive the stake into that station.
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A dawgman thread and a kjr thread on the front of the main bored
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My god Fain can not die. Now he's going to laugh at all of his shitty non jokes and ruin Softy's show.
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joeEDangerously said:
My god Fain can not die. Now he's going to laugh at all of his shitty non jokes and ruin Softy's show.
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are there stats on how many people turn off their radios the instant these sports radio jockeys bring on the sports gambling arseholes? Nothing worse than listening to those gambling tards yelling about how much they know without saying anything outside of "call a recorded line for tonight's pick"...how the fuck do these radio stations not find themselves complicit in gambling since you can't access the pick without dropping in your credit card and getting stuck in their cycle.
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If I had an ex-mariner do a show, Id have Ichiro do a daily show entirely in Japanese.
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Those are the worst. They always have some thick New Jersey accent and probably wear six gold chains at all times except shower time. Always on cue when I tune in a sports station Saturday morning in the 8 am hourMeek said:are there stats on how many people turn off their radios the instant these sports radio jockeys bring on the sports gambling arseholes? Nothing worse than listening to those gambling tards yelling about how much they know without saying anything outside of "call a recorded line for tonight's pick"...how the fuck do these radio stations not find themselves complicit in gambling since you can't access the pick without dropping in your credit card and getting stuck in their cycle.
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Worst. Offseason. Ever.RaceBannon said:A dawgman thread and a kjr thread on the front of the main bored
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What’s a radio?
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Can Softy's show be ruined more than it already is?joeEDangerously said:My god Fain can not die. Now he's going to laugh at all of his shitty non jokes and ruin Softy's show.
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Are we allowed to call for deaths of radio stations and their employees?
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Individually.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Are we allowed to call for deaths of radio stations and their employees?
More than one you start getting into genocide territory. Verbotten.
Show patience. It just takes longer.
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Thanks for listening!
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Please let it be Canzano. A buddy of mine was going to hire a hit man to get that prick out of the Portland market but a move to Seattle will suffice.BleachedAnusDawg said:Apparently Gas Man is a temporary hire for 3 months before they announce a new "big name" to start in July. Getting Fain off the mornings is a good move. Also, Sark > Ty.
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Csu isn't that much worse than ucla
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Bread said:Csu isn't that much worse than ucla
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I listened to five minutes of Powell, Bucko and Sick Hawk, while groggy. It was hot talk about shaking a guy's wet hand. Had he used a hand blower or had he pissed on his hand? It was mind numbing.
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SvenBoobs? You know what to do.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I listened to five minutes of Powell, Bucko and Sick Hawk, while groggy. It was hot talk about shaking a guy's wet hand. Had he used a hand blower or had he pissed on his hand? It was mind numbing.