Would you take your kids to school in one of these?



Would you take your kids to school in one of these? 10 votes
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Write in: My illegitimates can find their own way to school.
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Yes - I'm an idiot Seattle snowflake saving the planet one bike ride at a time; fuck my kid's safetyYou're just jealous that my carbon footprint is so much smaller than yours. The kids better be unvaxed and vegan or it's not going far enough.
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No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etcMeanwhile, back in China ...
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They can walk to school, just like daddy did
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Yes - I'm an idiot Seattle snowflake saving the planet one bike ride at a time; fuck my kid's safetyI'm sure when I eventually do have a legitimate kid my wife will be a bitch that needs to be in a parenting competition with everyone else over who can puss out their kid more.
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We had a elementary school we could see from the back yard in Rainier Beach and our daughter was bused to TT Minor on hospital hill. South Shore Middle was just down the hill and she was sent to West Seattle. Basically one hood for another.
Our son got South Shore and both went to the Beach.
But those bike rides over the West Seattle bridge had to be hard on our girl -
Both ways uphill in the snowdnc said:They can walk to school, just like daddy did
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Yes - I'm an idiot Seattle snowflake saving the planet one bike ride at a time; fuck my kid's safetyRaceBannon said:
Both ways uphill in the snowdnc said:They can walk to school, just like daddy did
I will regale them with tales of my brutal walk back and forth from elementary school
by this scale its like 600 feet
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I grew up one block from Lincoln Elementary and Stevens Field
Pretty awesome childhood other than the abuse and sex slave stuff -
That thing looks like something we might have tossed off the steel bridge back in the day.
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Every fucking year the locals have Bike To School Day so they can feel like they're Making A Difference, then the next day they all get back in their fucking minivans because our neighborhood is too fucking hilly and the roads are too fucking narrow for the kids to be able to bike regularly.
Our kids' current school is 14 miles away, so no likey the bikey -
Party at bitchforks when?Pitchfork51 said:RaceBannon said:
Both ways uphill in the snowdnc said:They can walk to school, just like daddy did
I will regale them with tales of my brutal walk back and forth from elementary school
by this scale its like 600 feet -
No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
Barefoot with spiky pedals!RaceBannon said:
Both ways uphill in the snowdnc said:They can walk to school, just like daddy did
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No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etcRaceBannon said:
Both dads both ways uphill in the snowdnc said:They can walk to school, just like daddy did
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No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
You know whyRaceBannon said:I grew up one block from Lincoln Elementary and Stevens Field
Pretty awesome childhood other than the abuse and sex slave stuff -
I'm hearing biking in the bay is nothing specialBearsWiin said:Every fucking year the locals have Bike To School Day so they can feel like they're Making A Difference, then the next day they all get back in their fucking minivans because our neighborhood is too fucking hilly and the roads are too fucking narrow for the kids to be able to bike regularly.
Our kids' current school is 14 miles away, so no likey the bikey -
No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
We have many hills here, narrow roads built for model T's and cold, dark winters and it does not stop these clowns from biking their kids to school year round. One screw up by another driver and they gone.BearsWiin said:Every fucking year the locals have Bike To School Day so they can feel like they're Making A Difference, then the next day they all get back in their fucking minivans because our neighborhood is too fucking hilly and the roads are too fucking narrow for the kids to be able to bike regularly.
Our kids' current school is 14 miles away, so no likey the bikey -
Fuck bikes. Moreso Fuck Bikers.
I've found that by extending the passenger side wing on my snowplow, I can knock the shit out of them without actually killing them. It's a sad day when I take the plow off for the summer and the bikers have free reign.
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Needs moar ribsYellowSnow said: -
No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
Can I get a clue por favor?GrundleStiltzkin said:
Needs moar ribsYellowSnow said: -
No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
Where the heck does the throbber reside where you need a damn snow plow?PurpleThrobber said:Fuck bikes. Moreso Fuck Bikers.
I've found that by extending the passenger side wing on my snowplow, I can knock the shit out of them without actually killing them. It's a sad day when I take the plow off for the summer and the bikers have free reign. -
The guns and religion compound is no joke.YellowSnow said:
Where the heck does the throbber reside where you need a damn snow plow?PurpleThrobber said:Fuck bikes. Moreso Fuck Bikers.
I've found that by extending the passenger side wing on my snowplow, I can knock the shit out of them without actually killing them. It's a sad day when I take the plow off for the summer and the bikers have free reign.
Ain't no city folk. Ain't no coastal dweller.
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No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
IdahoPurpleThrobber said:
The guns and religion compound is no joke.YellowSnow said:
Where the heck does the throbber reside where you need a damn snow plow?PurpleThrobber said:Fuck bikes. Moreso Fuck Bikers.
I've found that by extending the passenger side wing on my snowplow, I can knock the shit out of them without actually killing them. It's a sad day when I take the plow off for the summer and the bikers have free reign.
Ain't no city folk. Ain't no coastal dweller. -
No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
Snow Cuntry is good.PurpleThrobber said:
The guns and religion compound is no joke.YellowSnow said:
Where the heck does the throbber reside where you need a damn snow plow?PurpleThrobber said:Fuck bikes. Moreso Fuck Bikers.
I've found that by extending the passenger side wing on my snowplow, I can knock the shit out of them without actually killing them. It's a sad day when I take the plow off for the summer and the bikers have free reign.
Ain't no city folk. Ain't no coastal dweller. -
No - Are you fucking nutz? Car seats and Detriot or Toyko steel between us and buses, trucks, etc
If that's your rig I have plow envy!PurpleThrobber said:Fuck bikes. Moreso Fuck Bikers.
I've found that by extending the passenger side wing on my snowplow, I can knock the shit out of them without actually killing them. It's a sad day when I take the plow off for the summer and the bikers have free reign.
Bicyclists are the most ill mannered, road hogging morons on the planet. Maybe I can fit one of these to the truck for summer use.