Keith Bonapha, recruiter of the year!

He retweeted this today:
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hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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Obviously someone must have stolen his phone. Either that or he has been shit-canned and is now on a bender it Atlanta before the announcement had been made official.
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I was gonna' try to piece together some kinda' Atlanta-Sark-Club-Drunk Girl joke, but that girl is so fucking hot that all of my creative juices are flowing in the wrong direction. I'm just gonna' go have some "alone time" instead.
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Play on player. Nice pearl necklsce.
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Worst part was it took him forever to un retweet it
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Did she commit?
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First rule of drunk social media poasting is you ALWAYS fucking check what the fuck you did first thing in the morning.
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She’s smoking hot. His name is Bonerpop. This makes sense. Do the math.
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If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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We won’t.WeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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He's the boy scout, Stanford-going typeWeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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Dude Pete is also for Boy Scoutbananasnblondes said:
He's the boy scout, Stanford-going typeWeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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He's being recruited by a dude who gets high/drunk and accidentally retweets club vids of hot bitches in ATL even though he's married.WeakarmCobra said:
Dude Pete is also for Boy Scoutbananasnblondes said:
He's the boy scout, Stanford-going typeWeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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Dennis is BACK!Dennis_DeYoung said:
We won’t.WeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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Maybe this is all part of the fast strategy plan? Ever think of that?Dennis_DeYoung said:
He's being recruited by a dude who gets high/drunk and accidentally retweets club vids of hot bitches in ATL even though he's married.WeakarmCobra said:
Dude Pete is also for Boy Scoutbananasnblondes said:
He's the boy scout, Stanford-going typeWeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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Climb Mount NiitakaRoadDawg55 said:
Maybe this is all part of the fast strategy plan? Ever think of that?Dennis_DeYoung said:
He's being recruited by a dude who gets high/drunk and accidentally retweets club vids of hot bitches in ATL even though he's married.WeakarmCobra said:
Dude Pete is also for Boy Scoutbananasnblondes said:
He's the boy scout, Stanford-going typeWeakarmCobra said:
If we get Austin Jones, I am ok with KB’s tweeting this type a shietbananasnblondes said:hot, drunk bitches in clubs = fast strategy recruiting
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BonerPop is telling hs coaches to fuck off the right way
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Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
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How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
The dumbest thing you could ever do as a relatively high paid marginally famous person is get married.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
Not a problem i can relate too given I live in my mama’s basementSwaye said:
The dumbest thing you could ever do as a relatively high paid marginally famous person is get married.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
They don’t have to explain shiet, the wife’s know and chose to ignore it.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
The only useful aspect of Snapchat is its all gone in 24 hours no matter what!CuntWaffle said:First rule of drunk social media poasting is you ALWAYS fucking check what the fuck you did first thing in the morning.
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Your talking to a bunch of guys way past their prime living their sex lives vicariously through college football players. Except Swaye, that guy is a beast.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
They explain it to their wives with their $350k/year salaries.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
You're aware of divorce laws, right?UW_Doog_Bot said:
They explain it to their wives with their $350k/year salaries.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
Or even just general drama/distractions that would fuck over our RB recruiting even moreDennis_DeYoung said:
You're aware of divorce laws, right?UW_Doog_Bot said:
They explain it to their wives with their $350k/year salaries.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
You clearly have not been with women, they amount of abuse they can take is fucking staggering. They think can fix us and hope we stop fucking around with other bitches and have a happy marriage after going through the drama, hahahhaha.Dennis_DeYoung said:
You're aware of divorce laws, right?UW_Doog_Bot said:
They explain it to their wives with their $350k/year salaries.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees. -
I am not an expert in such matters but my understanding is there is often an implicit or even explicit understanding as long as the husband isn't making it public and throwing it in her face.WeakarmCobra said:
They don’t have to explain shiet, the wife’s know and chose to ignore it.Dennis_DeYoung said:
How the fuck do you not just have a JO twitter account?DawgWagonDan said:Boner Stabones fast strategy plan to get shit-canned.
I understand it might seem cool to fish for strange with your 'I make $350k/year and am a CFB coach' account... but it's watched by thousands of people. Also: your wife.
I always wonder how he and Paopao explain their following random babes to their wives/fiancees.
Because imagine Bonerpoppers wife having to explain this shit to her friends over tuna tartare at Joey's.