Finally a President Who Would Have Saved Those Kids!

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apologies to @YellowSnow for the dupe
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I accept your sincere apology.Meek said:apologies to @YellowSnow for the dupe
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Hey Meek,
Fuck Off.
Sincerely,
Angry Trump
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Asinine statement
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Thank you for your hypothetical service Donald.
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Oh you mean like calling John McCain a non war hero. There should be constitutional provision for removing a President once they surpass 1,000 asinine statements.GrundleStiltzkin said:Asinine statement
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To be fair. I don't think any president or member of Congress would pass that test.YellowSnow said:
Oh you mean like calling John McCain a non war hero. There should be constitutional provision for removing a President once they surpass 1,000 asinine statements.GrundleStiltzkin said:Asinine statement
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wait, why so mad at me? I'm the one helping YOU spread your own words that you would have been the hero.Swaye said:Hey Meek,
Fuck Off.
Sincerely,
Angry Trump
You're welcome Mr.assholePresident. -
To be fair, no President, Senator, or Congressman in recent history has come close to the sheer volume of asinine statements made by the man.2001400ex said:
To be fair. I don't think any president or member of Congress would pass that test.YellowSnow said:
Oh you mean like calling John McCain a non war hero. There should be constitutional provision for removing a President once they surpass 1,000 asinine statements.GrundleStiltzkin said:Asinine statement
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Whatever else about Troomp any of us likes or admires (and contrary to popular opinion, he has a quality or two that I do like), it is pretty clear he is probably one of the biggest pussies to ever serve. I'm not sure that Jimmy Carter couldn't kick his ass ... even now. Dubya would fucking waste him.Meek said:he woulda run in there with no weapon. He woulda. Totally woulda.
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doogie believes him.
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Hey, a raptor will fuck you up.Meek said:el Presidente el perfecto
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I could have had a falcon.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Hey, a raptor will fuck you up.Meek said:el Presidente el perfecto
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Of course, Jimmy Carter, would have kicked his fucking ass. You don't get through one of the service academies being a total pussy like trump. Plus he was a TUFF farmer of nuts.creepycoug said:
Whatever else about Troomp any of us likes or admires (and contrary to popular opinion, he has a quality or two that I do like), it is pretty clear he is probably one of the biggest pussies to ever serve. I'm not sure that Jimmy Carter couldn't kick his ass ... even now. Dubya would fucking waste him.Meek said:he woulda run in there with no weapon. He woulda. Totally woulda.
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I forgot Annapolis, even though I mentioned it the other day. And, Jimmy served on submarines. It takes a special set of balls to go into one of those tubes.YellowSnow said:
Of course, Jimmy Carter, would have kicked his fucking ass. You don't get through one of the service academies being a total pussy like trump. Plus he was a TUFF farmer of nuts.creepycoug said:
Whatever else about Troomp any of us likes or admires (and contrary to popular opinion, he has a quality or two that I do like), it is pretty clear he is probably one of the biggest pussies to ever serve. I'm not sure that Jimmy Carter couldn't kick his ass ... even now. Dubya would fucking waste him.Meek said:he woulda run in there with no weapon. He woulda. Totally woulda.
Jimmy wastes him, now. Fuck, Rosalynn probably does too. -
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Philosopher King such as yourself forgetting on our nation's most prestigious acedmis institutions? Sad.creepycoug said:
I forgot Annapolis, even though I mentioned it the other day. And, Jimmy served on submarines. It takes a special set of balls to go into one of those tubes.YellowSnow said:
Of course, Jimmy Carter, would have kicked his fucking ass. You don't get through one of the service academies being a total pussy like trump. Plus he was a TUFF farmer of nuts.creepycoug said:
Whatever else about Troomp any of us likes or admires (and contrary to popular opinion, he has a quality or two that I do like), it is pretty clear he is probably one of the biggest pussies to ever serve. I'm not sure that Jimmy Carter couldn't kick his ass ... even now. Dubya would fucking waste him.Meek said:he woulda run in there with no weapon. He woulda. Totally woulda.
Jimmy wastes him, now. Fuck, Rosalynn probably does too. -
Well, I didn't forget entirely. Just today.YellowSnow said:
Philosopher King such as yourself forgetting on our nation's most prestigious acedmis institutions? Sad.creepycoug said:
I forgot Annapolis, even though I mentioned it the other day. And, Jimmy served on submarines. It takes a special set of balls to go into one of those tubes.YellowSnow said:
Of course, Jimmy Carter, would have kicked his fucking ass. You don't get through one of the service academies being a total pussy like trump. Plus he was a TUFF farmer of nuts.creepycoug said:
Whatever else about Troomp any of us likes or admires (and contrary to popular opinion, he has a quality or two that I do like), it is pretty clear he is probably one of the biggest pussies to ever serve. I'm not sure that Jimmy Carter couldn't kick his ass ... even now. Dubya would fucking waste him.Meek said:he woulda run in there with no weapon. He woulda. Totally woulda.
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'Quick get some pictures of me running in before he gets to this side of the school'
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Come on Donnie. Do something!Gwad said:'Quick get some pictures of me running in before he gets to this side of the school'
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Running? That obese fuck can’t run.Gwad said:'Quick get some pictures of me running in before he gets to this side of the school'
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"I would of run, but battery life"CirrhosisDawg said:
Running? That obese fuck can’t run.Gwad said:'Quick get some pictures of me running in before he gets to this side of the school'
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He couldn't have done any worse.
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Honest answer.Sledog said:He couldn't have done any worse.
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Not really the point.Sledog said:He couldn't have done any worse.
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creepycoug said:
Come on Donnie. Do something!Gwad said:'Quick get some pictures of me running in before he gets to this side of the school'
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The image of our senile, wheezing, obese 70-year old president hopped up on diet cokes attempting to stop a school shooting is what I needed to get through Monday. God bless this man.
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Keep up the hyperbole this is exactly how you get more Trump
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loldoogie said:Keep up the hyperbole this is exactly how you get more Trump
doogie is getting mad about you guys clowning on his idol. If you don't stop it, he's going to vote for Trump again.
Then you'll REALLY be sorry!