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dnc said:
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Have not once read this guy's name and not said "Penis Swell" to myself. Gets me every tim
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DeepDawg said:
Have not once read this guy's name and not said "Penis Swell" to myself. Gets me every tim
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I sat next to USC fan at Husky Stadium sometime in the early oughts. I tried to be nice but he was a dork and a dick, not a good combo.dnc said:
Anyway every time it was third down he'd go "dial up a blitz Pete". Every Fucking Time
Turns out that was the extent of his football knowledge. Pete likes to dial up a blitz. Have you ever wondered why coaches always dial up a blitz instead of just calling a blitz play?
Maybe because the offense could dial up a RPO, thats a run pass option you know, right into a dialed up blitz and then chaos would ensue.
The point is that Trojan fans tend to suck
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I remember when the doogs would get a @RedRocket everytime @USCLawyer stopped by to rub them behind the ears and tell them what good boys they were and how much he always respected WASHINGTON, dammit.RaceBannon said:
I sat next to USC fan at Husky Stadium sometime in the early oughts. I tried to be nice but he was a dork and a dick, not a good combo.dnc said:
Anyway every time it was third down he'd go "dial up a blitz Pete". Every Fucking Time
Turns out that was the extent of his football knowledge. Pete likes to dial up a blitz. Have you ever wondered why coaches always dial up a blitz instead of just calling a blitz play?
Maybe because the offense could dial up a RPO, thats a run pass option you know, right into a dialed up blitz and then chaos would ensue.
The point is that Trojan fans tend to suck
dick
Pissing SC off >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Trooji head rubs -
I forget ... do Troojan fans do the jangly key thing?
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Only when the keys are made fromTheHB said:I forget ... do Troojan fans do the jangly key thing?
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All the recent cristobal picks, including Biggins and Wiltfong, are for Oregon
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I hope so. Oregon site says the Ducks are the only school to get an in-home visit.BallzDeep said:
They'll flip them to SC at the last minute.insinceredawg said:All the recent cristobal picks, including Biggins and Wiltfong, are for Oregon
https://247sports.com/college/oregon/Article/Projecting-where-every-Oregon-target-will-sign-on-National-Signing-Day-114736927 -
I'm hearing malloe's erection has lasted longer then 4 hours. He has gone rouge to recruit pennis swell on his own and will force cobra Browning to transfer to open a roster spot for him.
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Tell my Jakeypoo he's always welcome in Corvallis.Bread said:I'm hearing malloe's erection has lasted longer then 4 hours. He has gone rouge to recruit pennis swell on his own and will force cobra Browning to transfer to open a roster spot for him.
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If we are picking dong's than I take @dnc
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How did UW not recruit this kid, especially with the Poly movementdnc said: -
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Heil Strausser!NeGgaPlEaSe said:
How did UW not recruit this kid, especially with the Poly movementdnc said: -
We corner the market on getting chunky 6' 260 pound linebacker younger brothers.BallzDeep said:
He's fat and relies on his natural size and talent. Doesn't work hard in the weight room. Damien Mama type. Also wants to be a package deal with his younger brother who's a class of 2020 6'0 260 pound chunky inside linebacker.NeGgaPlEaSe said:
How did UW not recruit this kid, especially with the Poly movementdnc said:
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rather him go to Oregon and disappear than SC and get Ivand
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Utah pedos are saying it's down to two schools and Utah IS one of them. Don't know the other but it's obviously Oregon. This was as of Feb 1st.
I think since then alumni of USC have come forward with job offers for any and all family members who want them, so they are now in the picture. (true @Tufele?)
Family wants him to stay close to home, kid does not want to "let his family down". Family does not want Oregon.
For you geographically challenged fucks, LA is not terrible far from St. George.
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Terrible. Sat next to him for three hours.RaceBannon said:
I sat next to USC fan at Husky Stadium sometime in the early oughts. I tried to be nice but he was a dork and a dick, not a good combo.dnc said:
Anyway every time it was third down he'd go "dial up a blitz Pete". Every Fucking Time
Turns out that was the extent of his football knowledge. Pete likes to dial up a blitz. Have you ever wondered why coaches always dial up a blitz instead of just calling a blitz play?
Maybe because the offense could dial up a RPO, thats a run pass option you know, right into a dialed up blitz and then chaos would ensue.
The point is that Trojan fans tend to suck
dick
Try my life during the holidays.
Brother in-law with CFB ring under Pete (multiple USC degrees) and retired with an NFL pension.
His football analysis is similar. Got old the 2nd year through for me. Going on a decade now. -
Pics of sister?MisterEm said:
Terrible. Sat next to him for three hours.RaceBannon said:
I sat next to USC fan at Husky Stadium sometime in the early oughts. I tried to be nice but he was a dork and a dick, not a good combo.dnc said:
Anyway every time it was third down he'd go "dial up a blitz Pete". Every Fucking Time
Turns out that was the extent of his football knowledge. Pete likes to dial up a blitz. Have you ever wondered why coaches always dial up a blitz instead of just calling a blitz play?
Maybe because the offense could dial up a RPO, thats a run pass option you know, right into a dialed up blitz and then chaos would ensue.
The point is that Trojan fans tend to suck
dick
Try my life during the holidays.
Brother in-law with CFB ring under Pete (multiple USC degrees) and retired with an NFL pension.
His football analysis is similar. Got old the 2nd year through for me. Going on a decade now. -
If the kid was smart, Utah would be a great spot. Wittingham would whip his fat ass into shape and he might become something.89ute said:Utah pedos are saying it's down to two schools and Utah IS one of them. Don't know the other but it's obviously Oregon. This was as of Feb 1st.
I think since then alumni of USC have come forward with job offers for any and all family members who want them, so they are now in the picture. (true @Tufele?)
Family wants him to stay close to home, kid does not want to "let his family down". Family does not want Oregon.
For you geographically challenged fucks, LA is not terrible far from St. George.
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This.TommySQC said:
Pics of sister?MisterEm said:
Terrible. Sat next to him for three hours.RaceBannon said:
I sat next to USC fan at Husky Stadium sometime in the early oughts. I tried to be nice but he was a dork and a dick, not a good combo.dnc said:
Anyway every time it was third down he'd go "dial up a blitz Pete". Every Fucking Time
Turns out that was the extent of his football knowledge. Pete likes to dial up a blitz. Have you ever wondered why coaches always dial up a blitz instead of just calling a blitz play?
Maybe because the offense could dial up a RPO, thats a run pass option you know, right into a dialed up blitz and then chaos would ensue.
The point is that Trojan fans tend to suck
dick
Try my life during the holidays.
Brother in-law with CFB ring under Pete (multiple USC degrees) and retired with an NFL pension.
His football analysis is similar. Got old the 2nd year through for me. Going on a decade now. -
So after seeing @TierbsHsotBoobs dong swinging around like a windmill you decided that wasn't enough excitement for one day?Swaye said:If we are picking dong's than I take @dnc
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As of 9pm last night, kid wants to be a Duck, family wants Utah. Utah pedos predicting Oregon.TommySQC said:
If the kid was smart, Utah would be a great spot. Wittingham would whip his fat ass into shape and he might become something.89ute said:Utah pedos are saying it's down to two schools and Utah IS one of them. Don't know the other but it's obviously Oregon. This was as of Feb 1st.
I think since then alumni of USC have come forward with job offers for any and all family members who want them, so they are now in the picture. (true @Tufele?)
Family wants him to stay close to home, kid does not want to "let his family down". Family does not want Oregon.
For you geographically challenged fucks, LA is not terrible far from St. George.
Otherwise... he's fucked.