We're not going to be Bruce Wayne soon, but we can level up to 'Mr. Steal Yo Girl'
Joe Tryon, Austin Joyner, Bishop Sankey, etc. That's Bruce Wayning. We can only really do it to WSU and maybe Oregon State or something.
But you know we are leveling up when we are reaching 'Mr. Steal Your Girl' territory. This is the 'we stay there for the duration, play the long game and end up taking them home' phase.
It's an important phase because it means we've leveled up from getting abused and crying in our beer over Marlon to taking a bevy of beauties home because we have enough to get over the hump. And we are going to fuck.
Right now, UW is at the club and it's 1:30AM and we're looking around like:
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I thought you liked them younger.Dennis_DeYoung said:So - we aren't really Bruce Wayning anyone this year. We reserve that shit for the Cuog. Shout out to Cody O'Connell by the way.
Joe Tryon, Austin Joyner, Bishop Sankey, etc. That's Bruce Wayning. We can only really do it to WSU and maybe Oregon State or something.
But you know we are leveling up when we are reaching 'Mr. Steal Your Girl' territory. This is the 'we stay there for the duration, play the long game and end up taking them home' phase.
It's an important phase because it means we've leveled up from getting abused and crying in our beer over Marlon to taking a bevy of beauties home because we have enough to get over the hump. And we are going to fuck.
Right now, UW is at the club and it's 1:30AM and we're looking around like: -
Too much salt.
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Wasn’t he making Chuck Person’s clothes?
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jesus, what club is that?
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GROWN AND SEXY YOU DFMeek said:jesus, what club is that?
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Well at least UW is out of the friend zone.
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Exactly.tvoie said:Well at least UW is out of the friend zone.
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Speaking of getting Bruce Wayne'd, Oregon is in prime position right now. They have 3 4-star WRs that were "in the bag" who are entertaining last minute gentleman callers.
Prehm wrote an article reminiscent of 2011-era Eklund where he predicts pretty much every recruit on Oregon's board to ho to the Ducks. He's doing the Baghdad Eklund now
