Julius Irvin, 4* 2018 DB, Anaheim (Servite), CA (COMMITTED)
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You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.Doogles said:I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
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NTD, BBSwaye said:
You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.Doogles said:I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse. -
"Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way." Soren KierkegaardSwaye said:
You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.Doogles said:I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
But really you should probably follow in @Swaye s foot steps if you can. All the slow strategy white guys in here wish they had. -
If you're covered in a toddler's bodily fluids while drinking at a dive bar, I'd say you went to Penn State (or Baylor).GrundleStiltzkin said:
Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.Doogles said:I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse. -
Either way, hope you die soon.Doogles said:I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse. -
I didn't like this at first, until I realized you were making the comment about lefties. I'm fully on board with that.dnc said:
DISAGREERhythmicSlappingDawg said:
All nerds are either white, indian, or asian.dnc said:
Gamers = nerdsCuntWaffle said:
This could not be more inaccurateDennis_DeYoung said:If you are a gamer your soul is white. Nuff said on that.
There are nerds of all cultures, but they're just appropriating whiteness.
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Meant in the morning but asstooT observationAZDuck said:
If you're covered in a toddler's bodily fluids while drinking at a dive bar, I'd say you went to Penn State (or Baylor).GrundleStiltzkin said:
Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.Doogles said:I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse. -
If my kid missed the front shot of a 1 on 1 I'd drop him off at the orphanage on the way home.
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Got married at 31
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40 -
Only if their parents are pussiesRaceBannon said:Got married at 31
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40 -
I just got hom from the bar afetr watching man utd get fucked in the ass ( WOOOOO). It's not 11:=7 where thr fuck is the commitment post????
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How many of y ou wivirgin neards arejust continually updating twittter so you can be the first to paost?
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I don't tink your drnukNorwegianHusky said:How many of y ou wivirgin neards arejust continually updating twittter so you can be the first to paost?
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NorwegianHusky said:
I just got hom from the bar afetr watching man utd get fucked in the ass ( WOOOOO). It's not 11:=7 where thr fuck is the commitment post????
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My wife told our son driving home from high school graduation to pack it up and LEAVEdnc said:
Only if their parents are pussiesRaceBannon said:Got married at 31
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Biggins put in a UW crystal ball. He's 50-50 this year
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OK I'm gonna spell check a little bit more so I don't sound like a 17 year old who just had his first natty light.
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But seriously Irvin. Tick tock. I got work in the morning.
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How did Boobs take it?RaceBannon said:
My wife told our son driving home from high school graduation to pack it up and LEAVEdnc said:
Only if their parents are pussiesRaceBannon said:Got married at 31
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40 -
Bent over at the waist with tears in his eyes.WilburHooksHands said:
How did Boobs take it?RaceBannon said:
My wife told our son driving home from high school graduation to pack it up and LEAVEdnc said:
Only if their parents are pussiesRaceBannon said:Got married at 31
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40
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Sounds like my kind of party.dnc said:
Bent over at the waist with tears in his eyes.WilburHooksHands said:
How did Boobs take it?RaceBannon said:
My wife told our son driving home from high school graduation to pack it up and LEAVEdnc said:
Only if their parents are pussiesRaceBannon said:Got married at 31
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40
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Yeah I noticed the other day that Biggins, Angulo and Huffman are all 100% this yearjhfstyle24 said:Biggins put in a UW crystal ball. He's 50-50 this year
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OK so did I calculate the tim zones wrong or was he supposed to commit 35 minutes ago?
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Lmao its in 2.5 hoursNorwegianHusky said:OK so did I calculate the tim zones wrong or was he supposed to commit 35 minutes ago?
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You've got 2.5 hours to try and see how hot you can get the sauna without killing yourself.NorwegianHusky said:OK so did I calculate the tim zones wrong or was he supposed to commit 35 minutes ago?
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If he was going to Bama he wouldn't announce at 8 Eastern
5 Pacific is Trojans or DAWGS -
He’s wearing a Chris Fetters timepieceNeighbor2972 said:
Lmao its in 2.5 hoursNorwegianHusky said:OK so did I calculate the tim zones wrong or was he supposed to commit 35 minutes ago?
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FUCK. I'm going to bed.Neighbor2972 said:
Lmao its in 2.5 hoursNorwegianHusky said:OK so did I calculate the tim zones wrong or was he supposed to commit 35 minutes ago?
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I got told I could either LEAVE or LEAVE and go to college...RaceBannon said:
My wife told our son driving home from high school graduation to pack it up and LEAVEdnc said:
Only if their parents are pussiesRaceBannon said:Got married at 31
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40