50 Cent is a Bitcoin Millionaire
But now he is rich again? This is apparently how 50 Cent operates. Before his bankruptcy, he reportedly made $100m when Vitamin Water – one of his early investments – was sold to Coca-Cola. But then he lost all his money. And now he is rich again, all because he forgot about a cryptocurrency that is in the grip of an unsustainable paroxysm of hyperinflation.
What are we supposed to learn from this? Oh, that nothing matters. You can work as hard as you like, but you will never achieve the success a rapper had by literally forgetting to cash in some made-up money. Nothing has any point any more. We should all just give up.
Comments
-
-
I read that and somehow it reminded me of when Lieutenant Dan convinced Forrest Gump to invest in a fruit company called Apple.
-
You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch.
-
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch. -
So you're a wigger?!?AZDuck said:
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch. -
I had an ecko t shirt in middle school.PurpleThrobber said:
So you're a wigger?!?AZDuck said:
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch. -
Ecko > FubuPitchfork51 said:
I had an ecko t shirt in middle school.PurpleThrobber said:
So you're a wigger?!?AZDuck said:
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch. -
Only lasted a few weeks.dnc said:
Ecko > FubuPitchfork51 said:
I had an ecko t shirt in middle school.PurpleThrobber said:
So you're a wigger?!?AZDuck said:
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch.
Then I went full on Abercrombie/Hollister complete with pooka shells and rainbows. -
#metooPitchfork51 said:
Only lasted a few weeks.dnc said:
Ecko > FubuPitchfork51 said:
I had an ecko t shirt in middle school.PurpleThrobber said:
So you're a wigger?!?AZDuck said:
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch.
Then I went full on Abercrombie/Hollister complete with pooka shells and rainbows. -
Thing is, that was only 1993 or whenever and Apple stock was actually not worth much relatively. He'd be big pimpin now.greenblood said:I read that and somehow it reminded me of when Lieutenant Dan convinced Forrest Gump to invest in a fruit company called Apple.
-
Gettin hot in herre.
Oops wrong one. (Yes racist.) -
Oh I know. The joke is that Forrest had no idea what he was investing in, and didn't really pay attention. 50 cent has done the same with bitcoin.2001400ex said:
Thing is, that was only 1993 or whenever and Apple stock was actually not worth much relatively. He'd be big pimpin now.greenblood said:I read that and somehow it reminded me of when Lieutenant Dan convinced Forrest Gump to invest in a fruit company called Apple.
-
Yes, while I'm an intolerable miserable dude, I got that joke, actually laughed at it. Was just marveling at how rich he was then and how fucking unbelievably wealthy he'd be now.greenblood said:
Oh I know. The joke is that Forrest had no idea what he was investing in, and didn't really pay attention. 50 cent has done the same with bitcoin.2001400ex said:
Thing is, that was only 1993 or whenever and Apple stock was actually not worth much relatively. He'd be big pimpin now.greenblood said:I read that and somehow it reminded me of when Lieutenant Dan convinced Forrest Gump to invest in a fruit company called Apple.
-
True. I think Apple's stock has split multiple times since then. That portfolio would be worth more than most states.2001400ex said:
Yes, while I'm an intolerable miserable dude, I got that joke, actually laughed at it. Was just marveling at how rich he was then and how fucking unbelievably wealthy he'd be now.greenblood said:
Oh I know. The joke is that Forrest had no idea what he was investing in, and didn't really pay attention. 50 cent has done the same with bitcoin.2001400ex said:
Thing is, that was only 1993 or whenever and Apple stock was actually not worth much relatively. He'd be big pimpin now.greenblood said:I read that and somehow it reminded me of when Lieutenant Dan convinced Forrest Gump to invest in a fruit company called Apple.
-
I hate anyone who has bitcoin including half dollar.
-
Fuck Bitcoin. Bring back the naked lady nickel!
-
Wood smash.YellowSnow said:Fuck Bitcoin. Bring back the naked lady nickel!
-
-
brb, yoYellowSnow said: -
50 cent is a faggot
-
I never did the Abercrombie. I did have a few Ecko shirts and hoodies.Pitchfork51 said:
Only lasted a few weeks.dnc said:
Ecko > FubuPitchfork51 said:
I had an ecko t shirt in middle school.PurpleThrobber said:
So you're a wigger?!?AZDuck said:
have you ever heard me say 50?PurpleThrobber said:You know how I know you're white?
It's Fiddy. Fiddy Cent.
Bitch.
Then I went full on Abercrombie/Hollister complete with pooka shells and rainbows. -
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone
Since that summer, since that summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDApZhXTpH8
