Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)
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Keep working those strip malls/dilapidated 90's movie theaters RCD!Rapeculturedawg said:Saw him in Factoria Saturday, totally decked out in UW gear.. He isn't going anywhere.
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No kid is 100% in until they send in their LOI ...
He’s given literally minimal at best impression that he is going anywhere ... until there is more concrete proof LIPO
Now that you have the full picture, pretty good chance the “I got some thinking to do” was in reference to the decision to enroll early.
He’s likely getting a good laugh at people that freak out at every little cryptic message they tweet ... I know I would. -
Well done Kalepo. You had most here breathing heavily into a paper bag.
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You guys are so gay.
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Double that since he reads this bored. He's probably fucking with all of us.Tequilla said:No kid is 100% in until they send in their LOI ...
He’s given literally minimal at best impression that he is going anywhere ... until there is more concrete proof LIPO
Now that you have the full picture, pretty good chance the “I got some thinking to do” was in reference to the decision to enroll early.
He’s likely getting a good laugh at people that freak out at every little cryptic message they tweet ... I know I would. -
DisagreeCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:Yeah, he is decommitting, he took down a UW thing he tweeted out last night.
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Islanders snowboard, too????MrsPetersen said:
Totally called that he would be the next Connor Weddington when he started all of this recruiter shit
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In other Kalepo news, I noticed that his ranking on 247 dropped like a lead dildo. He's now a 3 star and hovering around the 50th ranked OT.
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100% agree. I had these exact same thoughts. It feels like he’s getting a bit of a wandering eye. But in all seriousness, how pathetic are we?dnc said:
Sometimes those are the last things to change.BaldwinIV said:
Just for a kid who's been non stop UW for months his tone certainly seems to have changed. Hopefully I'm overanalyzing things. I love him and want him here badly.
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Yes he was, but I think his current rating is about right. He still has great size and potential, but he hasn't developed as quickly as you would expect a high 4 star would. I still think he'll be good, but he's pretty far away from a college olineman's body and technique right now.bananasnblondes said:In other Kalepo news, I noticed that his ranking on 247 dropped like a lead dildo. He's now a 3 star and hovering around the 50th ranked OT.
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Kalepo is unreal in terms of raw physical ability. The technique bit is just WHEN he will be able to contribute.
He is super rare.
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Technique you can teach ... great genetics you can’t
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lead dildo superiority guybananasnblondes said:In other Kalepo news, I noticed that his ranking on 247 dropped like a lead dildo. He's now a 3 star and hovering around the 50th ranked OT.
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He just had me breathing heavily.CuntWaffle said:Well done Kalepo. You had most here breathing heavily into a paper bag.
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Tequilla said:
Dooging you can teach ... great oral skills you can’t
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Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars. -
He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.longduckdong said:
Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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Tom Leykis? Fucking Christ.longduckdong said:
Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
Delete your account. -
When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.UWhuskytskeet said:
He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.longduckdong said:
Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him. -
Man I hope Kalepo isn't a Tom Leykis fan.Rubberfist said:
When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.UWhuskytskeet said:
He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.longduckdong said:
Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him. -
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literal lolDennis_DeYoung said:
Tom Leykis? Fucking Christ.longduckdong said:
Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
Delete your account. -
He is the ultimate neckbeard. The voice of the fatasses who cry victimhood because women won't fuck them.Rubberfist said:
When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.UWhuskytskeet said:
He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.longduckdong said:
Leykis 101UW_Doog_Bot said:Actually in my bathroom.
Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.
Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.
Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him. -
Let’s get it
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If Kalepo posts/reads here:
1. You are awesome for stomaching this place (90% of this place is sarcastic or hyperbole, so you have thick skin and we love you for that)
2. Your work rallying support for UW recruiting (and UW in general) has already reached legend status. This kind of stuff will carry you for decades, especially in the PNW
3. I love you -
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BaldwinIV said:
If Kalepo posts/reads here:
1. You are awesome for stomaching this place (90% of this place is sarcastic or hyperbole, so you have thick skin and we love you for that)
2. Your work rallying support for UW recruiting (and UW in general) has already reached legend status. This kind of stuff will carry you for decades, especially in the PNW
3. I love you
4. LEAVE! -