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Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)

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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 18,033
    Tequilla said:

    No kid is 100% in until they send in their LOI ...

    He’s given literally minimal at best impression that he is going anywhere ... until there is more concrete proof LIPO

    Now that you have the full picture, pretty good chance the “I got some thinking to do” was in reference to the decision to enroll early.

    He’s likely getting a good laugh at people that freak out at every little cryptic message they tweet ... I know I would.

    Double that since he reads this bored. He's probably fucking with all of us.
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  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,986
    edited January 2018
    Islanders snowboard, too????
    MrsPetersen said:

    Totally called that he would be the next Connor Weddington when he started all of this recruiter shit

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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501
    In other Kalepo news, I noticed that his ranking on 247 dropped like a lead dildo. He's now a 3 star and hovering around the 50th ranked OT.

    Wasn't he originally in the top 10 at his position?
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  • tvoie
    tvoie Member Posts: 996
    dnc said:

    BaldwinIV said:

    dnc said:

    BaldwinIV said:



    ya'll whooshing or what? it's a bad sign when a kid tries to recruit other kids to his school?
    Odd that he didn't mention UW anywhere in there, no?
    why

    his twitter profile says purple reign 2019
    Sometimes those are the last things to change.

    Just for a kid who's been non stop UW for months his tone certainly seems to have changed. Hopefully I'm overanalyzing things. I love him and want him here badly.
    100% agree. I had these exact same thoughts. It feels like he’s getting a bit of a wandering eye. But in all seriousness, how pathetic are we?
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  • Neighbor2972
    Neighbor2972 Member Posts: 4,330
    bananasnblondes said:

    In other Kalepo news, I noticed that his ranking on 247 dropped like a lead dildo. He's now a 3 star and hovering around the 50th ranked OT.

    Wasn't he originally in the top 10 at his position?

    Yes he was, but I think his current rating is about right. He still has great size and potential, but he hasn't developed as quickly as you would expect a high 4 star would. I still think he'll be good, but he's pretty far away from a college olineman's body and technique right now.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    edited January 2018
    Kalepo is unreal in terms of raw physical ability. The technique bit is just WHEN he will be able to contribute.

    He is super rare.

    There’s a reason he’s getting offered by everyone.
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Technique you can teach ... great genetics you can’t
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,210 Founders Club
    CuntWaffle said:

    Well done Kalepo. You had most here breathing heavily into a paper bag.

    He just had me breathing heavily.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,662 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    Dooging you can teach ... great oral skills you can’t

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  • longduckdong
    longduckdong Member Posts: 1,056
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Actually in my bathroom.

    Leykis 101

    Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

    Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

    Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 18,033
    Rubberfist said:

    UWhuskytskeet said:

    longduckdong said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Actually in my bathroom.

    Leykis 101

    Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

    Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

    Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
    He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.




    When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.

    Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him.
    Man I hope Kalepo isn't a Tom Leykis fan.
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    test test
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    longduckdong said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Actually in my bathroom.

    Leykis 101

    Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

    Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

    Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
    Tom Leykis? Fucking Christ.

    Delete your account.
    literal lol
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501
    Rubberfist said:

    UWhuskytskeet said:

    longduckdong said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Actually in my bathroom.

    Leykis 101

    Suggest abortion, as comfortingly as you can. This is the endgame, you do what you have to in order to win.

    Say things like "I'm not ready to have kids now, because when we have kids, I want them to have a stable family." Make her believe that you're going to stick with her. If she has the abortion, will you stick around? It's up to you, really, but the general answer is no. After the abortion, get her an egg mcmuffin and dump her. That simple. Why? Well, she obviously wasn't on birth control. Or if she was, she wasn't using it correctly. You used your birth control. She wasn't upholding a part of her bargain that she said she was.

    Hail Mary should never be necessary. You should play so that you will never need it. But it's there. There's also some other techniques that you can use. If the condom breaks and you didn't catch it, take her drinking the next night (or weekend). Get her absolutely trashed. This is one of the few times it's ok to spend more than 40 dollars.
    He has some funny stuff, but I can never take the guy seriously when it comes to advice on women. There is zero fucking chance this guy has touched an actual vagina.




    When I was 21 (long fucking time ago) I listened to him a bit and a buddy and I went to one of his listener events at a bar in Seattle. I thought it would be a crazy party with a bunch of hot chicks flashing their tits, which was the impression the show gave. It was anything but. The place was packed but it was a mutant fest. I was probably the only person in the place with dental insurance. It hit me pretty quick that the shit that guy espoused and pushed on his audience was the life philosophy of a white trash loser.

    Fuck that guy and fuck me for actually listening to him.
    He is the ultimate neckbeard. The voice of the fatasses who cry victimhood because women won't fuck them.
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  • RDR
    RDR Member Posts: 580

    Let’s get it

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  • TheDawgFan1227
    TheDawgFan1227 Member Posts: 335
    edited January 2018
    Yo Kalepo if you're here right now woogity boogity mother fucker

    https://youtu.be/vbNm5zMugOY

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