A Signing Day Tribute to @SpiritHorse


He leaned in close and whispered "Baker and McGary will be dwags." I didn't believe it, but when I sobered up I reported my story to the bored. Couple weeks later on signing day Baker and McGary were dwags, and the legend was born. He never makes easy calls. Only the tough ones. I love this goddamn horse, even though he was wrong about Togiai and shits on my head all the time.
2014: Baker, McGary (2-0)
2015: Joyner (3-0)
2016: Murphy (4-0)
2017: Ty Mother Fuckin Jones (5-0)
2018: Togiai (FUCK), Kaho (6-1)
He also made a late call on Gordon last night. He would be 7-1 if Gordon comes through, 6-2 if not. Should he die? Or live as a glorious beacon to teen boy stockers everywhere? My vote is life, because this fucking magical horse is glorious. Thanks for catching way more than you dropped on TUFF calls you goddamn glowing pile of awesome.

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I ride or die with spirit horse. Let love live. I choose life.
Also, how in the hell do you kill something that lives in the spirit world? Won’t he just come back regardless? Asking for a friend. -
Yeah, probably. I never work out the details. He'd probably just haunt me and make my dick fall off if I tried to kill him anyway.AtomicDawg said:I ride or die with spirit horse. Let love live. I choose life.
Also, how in the hell do you kill something that lives in the spirit world? Won’t he just come back regardless? Asking for a friend. -
Why the fuck can’t I poast a picture now? Vanilla has this shit all fucked up on mobile.AtomicDawg said:I ride or die with spirit horse. Let love live. I choose life.
Also, how in the hell do you kill something that lives in the spirit world? Won’t he just come back regardless? Asking for a friend. -
Vanilla works for DerekEsophagealFeces said:
Why the fuck can’t I poast a picture now? Vanilla has this shit all fucked up on mobile.AtomicDawg said:I ride or die with spirit horse. Let love live. I choose life.
Also, how in the hell do you kill something that lives in the spirit world? Won’t he just come back regardless? Asking for a friend. -
Because posting pics from mobile doesn’t work... glue.gif
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EsophagealFeces said:
Why the fuck can’t I poast a picture now? Vanilla has this shit all fucked up on mobile.AtomicDawg said:I ride or die with spirit horse. Let love live. I choose life.
Also, how in the hell do you kill something that lives in the spirit world? Won’t he just come back regardless? Asking for a friend.
I trust the devs.MrsPetersen said:Because posting pics from mobile doesn’t work... glue.gif
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Seriously!?!? I’ve already put in hours of work on the 2017 In Memorium reel for the Hardcore Husky Award Show and @Spirithorse is featured prominently.
Sorry brotha but he gots ta die.
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If @SpiritHorse fucks up Gordon, he's cooked. If he nails it, then the Kaho and Gordon calls are redemption for everyone's favorite magical steed.
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Welcome to February 2016?Saracen said:If @SpiritHorse is wrong about Murphy...
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He must have meant Gordon. I assume?dnc said:
Welcome to February 2016?Saracen said:If @SpiritHorse is wrong about Murphy...
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You know what needs doing.
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Total bad ass. Traitor. But bad ass.YellowSnow said:You know what needs doing.
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At some point, you gotta bury the hatchet and go serve the Great White Father in Washington, DC.Swaye said:
Total bad ass. Traitor. But bad ass.YellowSnow said:You know what needs doing.
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Tell that nag to get the fuck back to work and score some more commits with his supposed magical powers.
#gluefactoryorelse
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Gordon! Crap I meant Gordon.dnc said:
Welcome to February 2016?Saracen said:If @SpiritHorse is wrong about Murphy...
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I'm kinda liking the magical powers he seems to be working. Pass the mescaline, time to find my own Spirit Horse.PurpleThrobber said:
Tell that nag to get the fuck back to work and score some more commits with his supposed magical powers.
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As with all great horses ... he should be allowed to head out to pasture to stud for the rest of his life