Testimonial from a soon to be former poaster
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Wow, talk about getting a pass on my usual hazing. A compliment AND a USMC name. Get an avatar and you are in man! But kill yourself anyway.USMChawk said:This thread seems designed to pull us long time lurkers out of the shadows. I signed up just so I could keep up with Swaye’s Thanksgiving debauchery (without having to scroll through old comments).
That said, I see the door, I’ll show myself out. -
“Hawk” in your screen name loses you points unless it’s some top secret code name you used in the military that you announced to the people you killed before you killed themUSMChawk said:This thread seems designed to pull us long time lurkers out of the shadows. I signed up just so I could keep up with Swaye’s Thanksgiving debauchery (without having to scroll through old comments).
That said, I see the door, I’ll show myself out. -
Yeah.......the love.
I feel it. -
That's probably rectal AIDS. Feels good, eh?USMChawk said:Yeah.......the love.
I feel it. -
Also shitblasted Kermit is skrong
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You can't walk out! We will make you LEAVE!USMChawk said:This thread seems designed to pull us long time lurkers out of the shadows. I signed up just so I could keep up with Swaye’s Thanksgiving debauchery (without having to scroll through old comments).
That said, I see the door, I’ll show myself out. -
I agree with you ....
But I don't give a shit about that.
I want a scout link from you showing Nathan Rhodes as a non-5 star croot! C'mon dnc! Produce it ... -
The heat rapidly increased, and once again I looked up, shuddering as with a fit of the ague. There had been a second change in the cell -- and now the change was obviously in the form. As before, it was in vain that I, at first, endeavoured to appreciate or understand what was taking place. But not long was I left in doubt. The Inquisitorial vengeance had been hurried by my two-fold escape, and there was to be no more dallying with the King of Terrors. The room had been square. I saw that two of its iron angles were now acute -- two, consequently, obtuse. The fearful difference quickly increased with a low rumbling or moaning sound. In an instant the apartment had shifted its form into that of a lozenge. But the alteration stopped not here-I neither hoped nor desired it to stop. I could have clasped the red walls to my bosom as a garment of eternal peace. "Death," I said, "any death but that of the pit!" Fool! might I have not known that into the pit it was the object of the burning iron to urge me? Could I resist its glow? or, if even that, could I withstand its pressure And now, flatter and flatter grew the lozenge, with a rapidity that left me no time for contemplation. Its centre, and of course, its greatest width, came just over the yawning gulf. I shrank back -- but the closing walls pressed me resistlessly onward. At length for my seared and writhing body there was no longer an inch of foothold on the firm floor of the prison. I struggled no more, but the agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long, and final scream of despair. I felt that I tottered upon the brink -- I averted my eyes --
There was a discordant hum of human voices! There was a loud blast as of many trumpets! There was a harsh grating as of a thousand thunders! The fiery walls rushed back! An outstretched arm caught my own as I fell, fainting, into the abyss. It was that of General Lasalle. The French army had entered Toledo. The Inquisition was in the hands of its enemies. -
There are 5 words I do not even know here. I hate you.ApostleofGrief said:
The heat rapidly increased, and once again I looked up, shuddering as with a fit of the ague. There had been a second change in the cell -- and now the change was obviously in the form. As before, it was in vain that I, at first, endeavoured to appreciate or understand what was taking place. But not long was I left in doubt. The Inquisitorial vengeance had been hurried by my two-fold escape, and there was to be no more dallying with the King of Terrors. The room had been square. I saw that two of its iron angles were now acute -- two, consequently, obtuse. The fearful difference quickly increased with a low rumbling or moaning sound. In an instant the apartment had shifted its form into that of a lozenge. But the alteration stopped not here-I neither hoped nor desired it to stop. I could have clasped the red walls to my bosom as a garment of eternal peace. "Death," I said, "any death but that of the pit!" Fool! might I have not known that into the pit it was the object of the burning iron to urge me? Could I resist its glow? or, if even that, could I withstand its pressure And now, flatter and flatter grew the lozenge, with a rapidity that left me no time for contemplation. Its centre, and of course, its greatest width, came just over the yawning gulf. I shrank back -- but the closing walls pressed me resistlessly onward. At length for my seared and writhing body there was no longer an inch of foothold on the firm floor of the prison. I struggled no more, but the agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long, and final scream of despair. I felt that I tottered upon the brink -- I averted my eyes --
There was a discordant hum of human voices! There was a loud blast as of many trumpets! There was a harsh grating as of a thousand thunders! The fiery walls rushed back! An outstretched arm caught my own as I fell, fainting, into the abyss. It was that of General Lasalle. The French army had entered Toledo. The Inquisition was in the hands of its enemies.





